What about Dylan?
He has it...how is it? In general, spermotoxicose, only the opposite about vodka.

A discussion of the photo of bin Laden and his family during a visit to London in the 1970s.

Ben Laden looks very nice and peaceful, who could have thought! but! Osama is already sitting in the same famous posture, with a calash.
222: Usama second on the right, he never sits on the photo.
111: the second right is not like )) I - for the character in a hat and a green sweater )))
333: Usama 2nd on the left with the chumodane, most like!
444: Karoch, Usama was already hard to find.

clear: let the people eat today in the bus. the girl comes in, just Barbie! a man like that, a figure like that. on high heels-the most juice! better not to imagine! well and we go out at one stop! I think like this: "Now she will step down, and here I am all such a savior and will rise up to help her and ask what affairs and help to get to the hospital"...and then she goes down right in front of me!!! to
Lotus: Well and you what?
Clear: nothing... stumbled and went on...
Kitty: fucking fucking...I just got home with that leg.
and. ... →

Mom works in the county administration, soon the election of a new head of the district, there is an instruction to support the candidate in every way from the bulk, up to the preparation of questions and his subsequent answers to them at the "meeting with the people", for the logical question "does he need it?" received an excuse (

From a culinary website:

cut not a very small bowl of pineapples, (if you do not like the gesture, you can limit yourself to its content, i.e. and ananas)

The morning after the holidays started very well. A customs officer crashed into the office and all colleagues met him approving: "Ooo, look, fasten, a piece of the border".

The DHCP service failed to register with the service controller.
The following error occurred:
Operation successfully completed.

Microsoft is Microsoft.

Plushkin: I get up in the morning as usual, I don’t think about anything... I just have to wash the dishes. I pour a feather into a bowl, put it on a plate, break five eggs and only then it comes to me.

xxx: Moreover, Valgalla is not exactly paradise, in our understanding, right?
YYYY: Yes
Yyy: In Paradise are not poured.
XXX: there is no sunshine and pony crawling with the rainbow
XXX: and pure puppy such a subterranean world, right?

How many feelings does a person have?
It means meaning?
He: Well, there is touch and others.
He: So how much?
I don’t know, maybe everyone is different.
She: We are all different.

SMS announcement on TV:
"Beautiful, smart, poor, looking for the exact opposite"

Yesterday with friends a little drunk on the street and decided to continue the evening in the apartment went all in the elevator and suddenly stuck.. began to call the elevators, shouted, called for help, then a sleepy voice asks us: what happened, 10 seconds we were silent, then scream on the entire elevator: "you won't believe it. "

I don’t know what else could be answered.

by Habr
OpenMinded: You can’t worry until the bots start writing their own bots to perform all kinds of routine tasks.

I went to one of my colleagues to go. From the class "goes to one, borrowed all". Almost for hours hanging on the partition, interfering with her, and we work, everything is called upon. Polite accompanying is not possible, hame down - the state office, immediately the complaint runs. At lunch we discuss methods of combating boredom.
Ol, and you’ll agree next time.
Olya: What are you? I have a guy! Even if it wasn’t...
The Boss: Listen to me. As he comes, get up sharply, hold him by the hand, and say that I agree to everything, and right now. Be sure he will find important things right away. I know such ballabols, they only know how to work well with the language.
Here comes to mind our ever-sleeping practitioner: language can work? Oh girls, when you come, call me, okay?

If a fool is beaten out in the army, it means that fools are taken into the army.

The story of the song "Fiveteen Men on a Dead Man's Box"
This happened at the beginning of the 18th century. On the pirate ship "Revenge of Queen Anne", which was commanded by Edward Thich, nicknamed Black Beard, one of the most dangerous pirate captains of the Caribbean, because of the cruelty of the captain erupted a rebellion. The rebels were not lucky. Black beard, distinguished by enormous strength and ability to possess weapons, locked up in the cabin, repelled the attackers and quickly suppressed the rebellion.
Fifteen active rebels Titch decided to land on a deserted island called the Dead Man's Box. Each of the pirates was handed a bottle of rum, and then thrown to the shore a band of abortion sables. Tych knew that there were no freshwater springs on the island, but rum only increased thirst, and therefore all the rebels were doomed to a painful death. But this revenge was not enough. Knowing the flamboyant, drunken nature of the pirates, he expected that they would soon be drunk and cut off each other.
Having landed the rebels on the island, Black Beard lifted his sails, and soon his ship disappeared beyond the horizon.
Billy Bons and his comrades had nightmarish days and nights. On the sandwich the dead man was really tight, like in the box. On the lengthy four-angle land of 10x20 meters, the people who fell into a bunch had no chance to hide from the burning sun, wind and snakes.
With the help of fire, the sailors caught fire and set up a small fire. During the night, they gathered the rose in pieces of sailing, diluted it slightly with sea water and divided it equally among themselves, but the water still lacked. From thirst and the burning sun many began to wander, and the inflamed brains of people generated nightmarish monsters like the sea devil Davi Jones at night.
But contrary to the Black Beard's hopes, there was no fighting and footing between the pirates. Per this was contributed by the authority of Billy Bons. Apparently, it was he who was translated into captains instead of Tych by the unsuccessful rebels.
During the tide, the island increased slightly in size, the sea retreated, and exhausted "robinsons" were gathered between corals of molluscs, crabs and turtles. The main food of the pirates were snakes and goats. They were killed, crushed, cut into pieces, wrapped in the sun and then eaten.
A month later, Thich returned to the Dead Man's Box. What was his surprise when, instead of the dried bodies, he found all his pirates quite alive, though barely moving their legs from exhaustion. At the request of the crew Black Beard forgave the rebels and took them on board the ship.
The story of fifteen pirates landed on the Dead Man's Box quickly spread across the Caribbean Sea, and very soon a song appeared, telling about the trials that fell on their part.

If you resign, what to live for? If you work, when do you live?

Men, never laugh at women’s bags! I was constantly choking over one at work, well she likes me))), that she just has no drill there. A day ago, my finger was scattered almost to the bone. She looks, and says, “You said I’m carrying a useless bag in my bag. So I had a patch there, and the iodine marker, and anabolic. And yesterday I listened to you and put it all out at home". And the second whispers:"Do not spit in the well-heard this?" Then it turned out that she did not put out, and she regretted me, but the shit was unpleasant.

My father put in a fist. As soon as he went to work he parked to buy a cigarette in the box, and at the time of parking he began to be dangerously pressed on another car on the side. It turned out to be a distracting maneuver to steal a bag from the rear seat. The bag was successfully stolen. However, then it turned out that in the bag was food in plastic containers and the insert jaw carefully packed in a bag. Have a good appetite :)

Review of MMPP "Salut", Moscow, production and repair of aircraft engines:

SP: $350

The positive sides:
You can sleep in the workplace.
They take everybody without distinction.
It is permitted to smoke in the shop and scream in the whole voice.
The dining room is in debt.

The negative sides:
The minimum wage delay is 1 month.
The Hamas leadership.
powerlessness in the face of global problems.
They can be beat, and right at work!
Working on each other and on each other.
Lack of mentoring.
The role of young professionals in the company.
Tsarism and the autocracy of the elderly.
The premium is 20% of the salary maximum.
Lack of personal computers (I and my partner, for example, had one on two).

Conclusion of the author of the recall:
If you have just left the school, come! I recommend! Catch a lot of emotions and you will understand that there is a backward Russian industry.