What a good sitadmin we have - the order to ban social networks works only with managers)))

Did you not work yesterday? I didn’t see you on Skype.
Art: the boss was sitting with me behind the comp, so yesterday I just worked))))))
Just: ahaha))))

From one web resource:
Horadric vol_2: Throw the cutter on the webman, I will not give it, honestly!
MargaRitka: Well I don’t even know... And you won’t give it? :D
Horadric vol_2: Have I ever given it? What do you say...
MargaRitka: Well, I don’t know you, suddenly you always owe everyone to the right and the left, so I’m probably not going to risk :D

The song is good, but it’s a little younger than me.
How wonderful that there are more people in the world than you))))
Sorry you're not one of them :D
I have to say ? ? ?

A man is an unfaithful wife.
You and the prostitute. You kiss someone else, and then you make me go through those lips!

A man shoots a cigarette.

XXX: I offer my smoking services
xxx: as a dependent and interlocutor

From comments to the movie "The Iron Lady":

Korolariya: Fuck I thought this was a continuation of Iron Man (

The mistakes of youth must be made in time.

On the site ***.ru in the conference Question to the doctor: I have two permanent sexual partners. I want to get pregnant with one of them. How to protect yourself from the second? (The condoms are not suitable.
The answer of the doctor: Refuse contact with the second partner.
The reaction is: Are you being mocked? I can’t – I’ll be fired! Tell the means!! to

Mr. Berezovsky B. A.
In response to your complaint, we inform you that Putin V.V. from May of this year was removed from the position and transferred to another job.

Alex entered the chat.
Hello individuals!
go$ha: Hi, legal asshole...

Would it seem like you could get 5 minutes before the end of the couple?
You just don’t know our mathematics.

From the Plastic Surgery Forum.
and good night. I have such a problem. I always slept face down, and over the years, the skin on my face seemed to go down, I’m a young guy, I’m 20 years old. Standing in front of the mirror and pulling the skin from both cheeks to the sides, fixed with a clamp =). Looks like nothing. Therefore, on the idea during the operation you will make a lift to the beginning of the ear and there already cut the excess skin? Am I a guy for 20 years? It’s not really beautiful with skin.
Answer: Hi Gosh! How very radical you decided to act at 20 with your face. Can you sign up for the consultation first? Do not fix the clamps anymore. Take care of yourself.

Would you stop the horse on the race?
Anja: did not train on horses until it was only possible with buses)
EaZy: a jumping bus, cool
Even though our roads...

It is about the design of the bed.

xxxx: over the back of the hand should be made.
Playing with armpits*
YYY : Why?
XXX is how. You should be comfortable in your knee position. :)
YYY: Well then let’s do more looping for the hands and legs and make a hook over the bed, walk like that.

We stand in the military committee in front of the door of the commission, where the verdict is delivered.From there a guy comes out with a sad look:"Shit, don't take". Further applause and roast :D

A special type of man.
He just has a mess in his head.
Oh yeah manna :)
And with the pieces xD

I always thought of Godin as the coolest wizard.
xxx: My worldview collapsed when my girlfriend pulled out the scarf through her sleeves.

Damy:...I miss between my ears when the boss calls me an iPad, but when he called me the director of the Internet, I couldn’t stand it.

On Tuesday, April 17, the production of one of the cheapest in the world was completed.
Russian car market - Lada-2107
They had to devour all the drawings so that evil would not return.