Two posts in a row:

1) I was fucked. Try is written through the defiant: Try.
2) I can say one thing. We urgently need the city of Dolboebsk.

exactly. The author of the post (1) can try to go there. Accepted with bread.

A poem about the mistress:
XHH: And when I was going to my former, I painted him on his back under the guise of a massage – this is my swallow.

A familiar programmer, who bought his first audiobook, said:
At the first TO, the master pointed me to the air filter and said, “You see this thing? It should be as clean as your trousers!". Well, they are packed, I changed them every week. When, six months later, the same master discovered eight filters in my trunk and asked why I had so much, and she replied, what you said... You can’t imagine how it was rotting. Why are you laughing? You are all shit guys!! to

And what if all our wishes and dreams actually materialized...
Somewhere in the parallel universe lives the same one, but it lives exclusively on my wishes and dreams. And, by the way, the desires of the other “I” are also materialized in our world. True, he, the poor man, is probably so tired of living in a luxurious mansion on the shore, with an incredible amount of money and expensive cars. He was probably so excited to see all those half-naked beautiful women in the morning who prepare him breakfast, lunch and dinner. He is terribly tired of everyday sex with Jessica Alba and Megan Fox.
And here he dreams of a quiet life, that every morning to go to work in public transportation, to get an average-statistical p/p, take a home in a mortgage and pay it half-life...
by InCage

Photo is what the camera sees.
The painting is what the artist sees.
It is possible that what the artist sees will please you more than what the camera sees.

222: especially if the artist works with highly toxic paints.

rast_master: Good afternoon Please answer in two words. Tomorrow I'm going to take this device in contact, and my wife screams that the operating room stands out, so I'd like to know if it's possible to listen to the turnet, the monsoon, the vidos, the page of the browser with two fingers to increase, how much worse (if worse) is the symbol of the white android? Symbian Bell is better than Migo and Maimo right now? Excuse me if you are wrong, do not pin.
Nesterov32: You don’t have to buy it, it’s not yours.

I live with my mom.
I eat good, I don’t drink beer.
I do not eat absinthe in clubs.
What kind of student am I?

xxx: What would I do this tonight, I am asking until this morning, drunk an energy drink
Give me a course.

I have to move my furniture today. :)
Poltergeist to help you!

The girl in status "Take a link to happiness! It is very important!"
First comment: Boyarina Morozova for luck went to exile herself.

You see, there is such a hopeless category of idiots, to which I hope and can be attributed – with moral foundations. Funny, who needs them, right?
So for these people, it is important not only Which path a person has gone, but how he went through it and how he came out of it. Because financial results and success can be achieved in different ways.

For example, I am now earning a good hour, but after 2 quarters the prostitute Katarina in the bordello earns an order of more per hour. Do you understand why I don’t care about success details?
c) Habr

I work in an online toy store. Order has arrived. The gun is 7. Automated - 5 Another gun is 6. The book "How to raise a good child" Do not lose hope ;)

I was chasing a fly in the room for two days. I bought a lipstick, wanted to see a painful death. Imagine the village! Walked and flew... Now ready to chase the Chinese.

XXX is Hi! How is life?
YYY: Let it go. What is new? As a cattle?
All the nerves are exhausted! I will not send you to work...
What is the cat??? O_O
Fuck, I thought about my husband.

Love Is..: at 36 years old, falling in love with a girl 15 years younger, to quit drinking because of her, work on the norm, raise money, rent a separate apartment, poorly understanding even in the wire and catching her virus to go to Ubuntu, himself(!) put and set up a TSI on her (so that only there was a chance to communicate with her in an agent), give her flowers and gifts, hang with her on the phone day and night, dream about the future together, and in the end, give her a ring with a diamond and make an offer... then six months (!) Wait for a reasonable answer..and get a complete praise on everything for her achievements and a statement that all she needs now in life is a friend ".. so that abroad there is someone to cling to"(c)!. and so that not to live at home and not to work - she is "tussusya with friends" (simply put, she blasphemes where it came and in modern life this is the type of norm), she has no need for anything and everything is fine for her.
It is said that butterfly kills:

Classical abuse over frozen and looking home people: "Cats, until they are dressed, go to the store"

I have a pimple under my nose :(
Husband: I am a thick, sweaty and hairy man!
I: Maybe it’s not so bad now... thank you, dear, now I’m much easier ^_^

We study at Med universe.Universe in the center of Volgograd-t.e. Eternal excursions, flowers to eternal fire and all that.Buyed tablets-steel often swallowed in HoMM2 in pairs.My fellow teamman's tactics are always one-to choose Necromans and fertilize skeletons,to the end of the game he has them under 5k.Attacks absolutely all in order to replenish the army.
We went to the coffee shop during the break, I will see, this miracle stands like a buried watch over a crowd of tourists: - Van, you what? - This is how many skeletons will be.

We are preparing for our first morning in the kindergarten. Wearing a shirt, Danka worried about the tie. "And why is that? Washing the nose? I have a shirt!" "No, I say, it’s for beauty. The men in the tie look elegant!". "Elegantly Because of the tie? Okay, let it be! But can’t they really wash their nose?"

Recently the captain
It is often confused with
Captain Taftology and his
very angry.
Patpalkovnik Literacy applauded in a jump, ble!! to