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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62446
 07.04.2012
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And then I realized that my life was not the one I dreamed of. I made a lot of mistakes and was afraid to correct them. What I can get much more.
That the people around me are not exactly what I need. And that happiness is so close, you just need to take a few decisive steps toward it.
Hey, you tell me exactly how you met a neighbor with a 4th size on the staircase cage?

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62445
 07.04.2012
xxx: the photo is not too old) show nothing
xxx: I can take one from the winter to the mail tomorrow as I went to the slide
Better in the summer than at sea.
I don’t have any of those.)
YYY: do something
Where will I take the sea for you? Only with Photoshop.
The sun, the sea is enough for me. I am interested in the rest of the composition.
XXX: What is the rest?
The Hemingway old man!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62444
 07.04.2012
xxx> for yesterday's not received phone call from you you called in the day?? to
xxx> that wanted =)
yyy> hotel
yyy> there further accepted from me
yyy> we have agreed on everything :)
xxx> and
xxx> go to...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62443
 06.04.2012
All4u: to me the 14-year-old onionmeasle from the seaweed wants to add
All4u: I’m in love
All4u: It includes 3 of my favorite qualities of women
Fedor: 14 years old, a man and a man?
All4u: Aha

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62442
 06.04.2012
It is absurd, sneezing, to break the nose on the table.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62441
 06.04.2012
She (10:02:27 6/04/2012)
What is AC/DC Famous?

He (10:02:52 6/04/2012)
We break up.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №62440
 06.04.2012
During the meeting with the Patriarch of all Russia, the minister of justice with such speed swinged the boilers at his father that their reflection did not have time to disappear.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62439
 06.04.2012
Can there be several educations at 22?
xxx: I mean not a tumor, but educational education

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62438
 06.04.2012
Yesterday, a neighbor brought back a diaphylmoscope, which I gave her children to see.
The kids said the sound didn’t work :)

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62437
 06.04.2012
To scare off the hooligan on the street perfectly established phrases such as: "Shurry straight, I am already rubbish". Or, “Hear, you can go where you went or stand where you stand.” Option: “You hear, you can stand where you went or go where you stand.”
After such phrases, it is best to quickly hide or, in extreme cases, strike a strong leg in the perineum. In any case, the advantage is on you, as the hooligans are confused.* is

Scientific article on linguistics.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62436
 06.04.2012
I left my girlfriend three weeks ago. Yesterday I removed it from the contact and added it to the block. SMS comes on the phone: I did not expect this from you.... PPC removal from contact is more painful than separation! ))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №62435
 06.04.2012
FR: Only Shash realized how cool we had admin (Sancho). Our working day begins exactly at 9 a.m. He always came at 11 a.m. and scratched greatly from the main. A week ago he came at 8:30 a.m., sat by the front door, sits... It was exactly 9.05 a.m., the gentleman comes in, Sasha screams at the whole office – “Well, where did you wear you, gulon? I have all the hospitals, all the morgi called!" And while the deer is in the wool - the statement is swirling and the barrels fall...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62434
 06.04.2012
I felt like a girl today, after sex with whom the man turns and falls asleep. My today in the riding position ends (I am not yet), slides off me and turns to the comp to sit in contact

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62433
 06.04.2012
When she looked at me and said that she was carrying a baby from me, I was so pleased, - says Andrey, - By the way, they say that a condom protects against pregnancy - it is not true! I used it, and Loba got pregnant anyway. And again, Luba told me that her grandmother was black - and here, a generation later, it came out: my son is also black.

When asked whether he was embarrassed that his wife was a prostitute, he replied: “No! When I first approached her, I was her first and last customer. Ask her, she will confirm. And when I approached for the second time, she was no longer working, just three months in the same place - she was waiting for me. He loves simply. andquot;


[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62432
 06.04.2012
XXX: What do I need?
YYY: What do you have?
I can only give fuck.
YYY: You have the least, and you still give.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62431
 06.04.2012
arranged for work. Separate cabinet, all business, but... Behind the wall is constantly wild or, goot, periodically strikes the wall. I thought - the dressing room of the employees of production or cargoes. A week later, I discovered a server from Sisadmin.

[ + 63 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62430
 06.04.2012
A 4-year-old boy returned from the village, and sitting in a trolleybus, seeing a man running over in the wrong place, he issued - "Where, fool, on the beds!"It is! ))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №62429
 06.04.2012
News title: "The car crashed directly on the trade pavilion of the Krasnodar substance market"
...
According to the company, there were two people in the cabin. A woman and a passenger were driving. Fortunately, they stayed alive and were scared. The driver claimed that the car was refused to brake.

Commentary :
XXX: Yes, because let us both drive...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62428
 06.04.2012
XXX: The Shame

You will be ashamed.)

Shame on me! Shame me completely! and drink!

WOW: Drink me quickly, take me over a hundred seas, and shame me everywhere, 18 I am already!!!))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №62427
 06.04.2012
XX: Yesterday was
xxx: I am sitting on the report, the next day I have to deliver
Mom comes from work, stands in the hallway, asks if there is anyone at home
I decided to pretend I was sleeping.
I go to bed with a blanket.
XXX: Close my eyes
XXX: Opening at 7 a.m. Seven in the morning.
In half an hour, I go to school. Posts tagged with "headline"
XXX is fucking
XXX: Lack of Sleep
XXX: The Revealed
xxx: I am a fool

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