dimskef: when I want to work - I work, so that when I want to rest - I can rest

Commentary on mail:
Two years of colony received the sanitary technician Udaltsov for screaming on the street: 'Everything has melted, the whole system needs to be changed!'

Judging by some posts, their authors study somewhere in the classes at 6-7, because they sincerely believe that everyone will definitely be funny if we just see the word "minet".
And judging by the "best", they are not always wrong.

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I can say one thing. We urgently need the city of Dolboebsk.

XXX: I decided to check if the capacitive display on my smartphone will respond to the heated nail.
XXX: I don’t have a smartphone anymore.

xxx: yeah... when I wrote you a fun message "Hello! I haven’t seen it for a thousand years... and secretly hoped that it would be possible to become good friends or old acquaintances... apparently it didn’t work. Once again, you take a very strange position in my life. You either appear or disappear from it, and the attitude toward you does not change...I wonder how long will it last? A lot of men have gone out of my life, and you are still there. And why? ?

YYY: Yes because I’m hollowed.

xxx: the fuck)))))))

The knife-stroporez is the embodied dream of any military equipment designer: cheap, perfectly performs the assigned function and is not appreciated by the citizen.

M: Yes, she’s great, I’d beat it!
You have no taste! You’d even beaten a dead cow.
M: For whom do you take me? I think you are a fool!! The dead would never be struck!

Yesterday, his girlfriend picked flowers, knowing that she loves the living and uncut-taken in a pot. The Home Dialogue:
I am a baby, hello. This is for you!
D: Fuck, I don’t like when flowers die!
I: So is he in the pot...?! to
D: He wants me to kill you!
I :...
The Cactus! I have to give cactus.

I love my friends. On my phrase that my boyfriend was poisoned, both with hope in their voices asked "To death?"...)))

From a discussion of the creativity of a young symphony metal group:
Xxx: straight like my grandmother on the piano fucking

A friend invited me to a wedding today. He has lived in the United States for four years, earned very well, received citizenship, bought an apartment, etc.
And it all started with Pokémon on a gameboy, which without knowledge of English would not go through.

Twenty-First(14:20:54 28/10/2012)
Are you sitting behind bars in a crude jail?

XXX (14:21:22 28/10/2012)
Are you dry?

YYY (14:23:36 28/10/2012)
Working out of youth
My sad cat mocking his tail
Delayed whiskey chews on the table

He cries, throws, and looks out the window.
It was as if I had thought of one thing.
He looks at me and laughs.
And he says "Let us drink"

YYY (14:24:13 28/10/2012)
The fuck at the end was a bit out of rhythm >.<

by Jikata:
Konstantin, it doesn’t matter who invented it first, especially when those who invented it don’t matter, but those who supposedly invented it.
by Konstantin:
Jikata, I don’t want to break your code =)

Now I bite an apple, and I saw the head of the worm... they looked at each other for a minute, and then they both breathed with relief.

Igorois: Today there was some shit at work with me... A guy and a girl came to buy a notebook. have chosen. Choose a mouse. She liked the red. The guy says: "Nafig. She is red. And the note is black." The girl looks at me and asks: "What do you think?" I answer: "You are what! Red and black combined very well. Have you ever seen bloody blacks?"Capec, short.

You have not seen how the rabbit buys nitroglycerin in the pharmacy.
Wow: You haven’t seen my carded girl before going to bed when she wants sex rubbing on me and imitating a cat’s murmuring.

There was a day from the morning. I look at the secretary’s office sitting, and the sign: "RECEPT". I go here and think, is it not my mother?

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Oleg
I don’t think you realize what your mistake is.

I think the resume of Wassermann will consist of just a few sentences:
I know everything. I can all. Personal vehicle in one of the pockets.