The Vienna Opera in 1923 was performed by Richard Wagner’s opera “Lohengrin”. The end of the show was very spectacular: Lohengrin leaves the stage on a white swan. At one of the performances, this party was sung by Leo Slezak, and whether the actor stumbled, or whether the mechanic rushed - the swallow sailed behind the scenes alone. The swallow was immediately found, he turned to the opposite scene and sang with a recitation: "Say, please, when does the next swallow go?"

For centuries, men have let women go ahead to appreciate their pop and kiss their hand to calmly look at their breasts.

About Alan Kara
A very effective book! I did not quit smoking, but the results are obvious. Before I smoked, I didn’t smoke, and now (after reading Kara) I smoke and feel stupid.

How did candles help you with insomnia?
Patient: Yes, doctor, I don’t even have time to push my finger.

I picked up in Google "how to be kind?" - the answers were different, but one just killed: "if you are a scorpion, then no"

© Fadeyka

Today is Saint Isidor of Seville, patron of the Internet.
H&G: What should I do?
I> to pray!
H> and I thought wifi painted in an onion shell
I>..or someone from technical support to sacrifice
H&G: I have someone!

What figured those people who shouted: "In Russia, the ass, you need to roll! " the figured is not rolling anywhere?

I sit in the car, I observe the picture: a girl driving a matrix, not fit in the turn, with a scratch jumping on the border >_< then comes out of the typical kiso machine, getting along the way from a miniature size bag a regular white brick, puts it in a row with the wheel, safely descends back, takes the brick, goes on.

In front of us sits in the bus a young couple, both 20 years old.
“You never care about me,” said the girl with a capricious voice.
“That’s when I say ‘he’s going on our bus,’ you’ll answer ‘yes, dear, let’s go,’ and not ‘I see, not blind,’ then I’ll take care of you.

I publish a newspaper in a provincial city, among all other information we print a TV program. We are sent it in raw form and we read it and make it a little right for convenience. It is especially helpful to read headlines in a row – like a single text. The TNT program is beneficial:

9th of April 12
00 to house 2. After sunset
0.30 "Sex" with Anfis Chekhov
1.00 X/f "Zero effect"

10 of April.12
10 The House 2. After sunset
0.40 "Sex" with Anfis Chekhov
1.10 D/f "Survived to tell"

11th of April 12
00 to house 2. After sunset
0.30 "Sex" with Anfis Chekhov
1.00 "In foreign power - 2"

13th of April 12
00 to house 2. After sunset
0.30 "Sex" with Anfis Chekhov
1.00 "Game of Thrones"

xxx (11:19:54 4/04/2012)
In Biblio-Globus meeting with Fyodor Konyukhov on Friday

yyy (11:20:54 4/04/2012)
will tell you that the shell does not look like a naked woman only the first 3 weeks?))))

Josh, you are the best! I’m very embarrassed to tell you this, but you’re my best friend, and you’ll always be. Thank you for having you, let you be very, very far away.
I know it’s not funny, but please support!!! Please! Maybe a miracle will happen to you!
Someone loves you too! Please support ;)

The KKK:
I invited the guy to dinner, she covered the table, she arranged herself, and I met him in the evening dress, and he went into the apartment and said, "What are your walls flat?" No, where is justice?

They are really equal!? to

[16:14] Uzzah: I will not be able to take the taanchiki!! I am a girl... and I want to in Alice... cut the teasacks of various wretches into small, clean pieces, collecting their teeth.

We sit in a group on a pair. He said, “You have to pay monthly. In other words, the certification. A voice from the back: I am late!
It is. In a group of guys.

In 8-10 meters from the house grow tall trees, the nearest branches at a distance not closer than 3.5-4 meters. I live on the fourth floor of the ninth floor. In the last six months, on the branches in front of my window, I noticed:
- a bouquet of flowers in a red envelope, attached to the branch, 1 piece.
- Polyethylene pack empty, attached to the branch, 2 pieces.
A piece of bread, deeply attached to the branch, 1 piece.
A box under the phone.Inserted on a cage, 1.
The bottle is transparent.Closed in a cage, 1st.
Attention the question! Who of the neighbors does this, how does he fuck it, and how does he fuck it?? to

I could have sent you a SMS that you can’t sleep.
When I found it. Then I wrote.
Maxime: What did I find?
Angelina: found
Maxim: >Maxim: What did I find?
>Angelina: found
Maxime: Did you understand the answer?
Angelina : No
Maxime: So what did you find?
Angelina : No
Maximum of O_O

Marina: here
by Alexei?
I need a guy who is good at excel.
Alexey: Where to get that!
Marina is not?
Do you have a shell?
Marina: I need help urgently!
Maybe I can, I can solve the problem.
Marina: a little later, the staff is still very busy.
No question, I need it, I’ll wait.

I noticed such a trend: the older women, the greater and worse they are. The older you are, the better and more fun :)
Belfgor

XXX is:
He leaves in 2 months, but waiting so long is too long, if things go bad again, I’ll leave sooner
I am not a masochist to torture myself.
YYY :
A salon masochist? Is this some sort of new perversion, like tormenting yourself with salt?)) Probably somehow related to gorkofilia and onion fetish))