I bought a Nikon D90.

ZZZ: Now you have joined the ranks of niconists.)

XXX: Are the Niconists from Patriarch Nikon? And the old believers prefer Cannon))

XXX: How are the Niconists different from the Canonists? They zoom with three fingers.

Or maybe with the photo and did nothing at all, and it's all about the body... You understand, there are such special people, whose body is only a triangle for joining hands to the ass...

A woman must love someone, otherwise she will hate everyone.

About how people who drank to half-death lived in the morrow, everyone knows.
And these stories have repeatedly appeared in various newspapers-magazines-publishments-internets.
But my story is a small nuance.
It started as always.
The body was found in an empty bottle. The cold...
No pulse, no breath, death came a few hours ago.
On the street is night.
The brigade is in the morge, and the papers are in the morning!
Alkanaft woke up in the morning, ended up on the dividing table among the other tables with the cadastre.
Despite his severe condition, he stood where he was. He began to rub his eyes to look at objects that were far from the window, in which the dawn had just begun to drizzle.
Well, his hands were on the table... and he was sprayed with chlorine, after the pathologist did his job during the day. Chlorine got in the eye - the alkas swallowed!
He threw at the door, and began to knock in it that there is strength!
Crying unmemberly, and cursing all and all!
The night guard was a man with experience, and he did not faint - as happened in other stories. No, he did not run away!
He – like a real worker of the medical institution – rushed to save a man!
Or rather, to open the door.
Pushing the door of the refrigerator with all his strength, he did not think - again the demand - what a man was behind it! And it is precisely this same person he, the night guard of the morgo, has stumbled on the roof of the alconft by this very door!
He flew a few meters away, and was silent, losing consciousness.
The guard turned on the light to fully understand - where was the man who was mistakenly taken for dead?
And the same man was lying under the empty table from which he just got up.
The blue frozen body did not indicate that the body was alive.
But how did this body fall to the floor, and yet rear in the morge and make demonic sounds?
The guard took a step... two...
and here...
It is a dead body.
and survived!!!!! to
It began to be eaten - as in horror - to stand on their feet, clinging to their nodular fingers at the cutting table!
The body was in full growth.
Naked, blue and smelled like a grave.
The body turned!
And they looked at the guard with huge red as the demon's eyes!
From the curved mouth came abundant bloody foam - clearly chopped from the neighbor's corpse.
The body took an uneven step toward the guard, raised his arms toward him, and whispered with his vampire voice:
I am the one!!!! to

In the morning there was a painting of oil: the guard supported with all his strength the door of the morga from the street, which shrugged and fought like a lion in chains! At the same time, the guard tried to set her on fire with a lighter, loudly and clearly declaring at the same time "Our Father", in mixture with "God of the King Save", "Rise" and "Ezzy cherubim"!!! to

An aircraft crashes over Moscow.
Take the plane away from the city. Save the people!The pilots decide.
Maybe here?
No, that is you! There is also a big shopping center. A lot of people!
Maybe in the forest?
What are you! It is time for the mushroom! There are so many innocent mushrooms! People are sorry!
Or maybe... (the crew bowed over the map)
and exactly! The ruble!! to

The perfect compliment should reflect the mind, soul and beauty of the girl.
I understood. You are educated, caring and... breastfeeding.

In the microblog:
My students, please don’t come to my couple tomorrow!!and "

It is finished!
It is all! Now it is possible, as before the end of the world, to bounce, deboot and have disorderly sex))))
I would like to be decent :D

"Development of projects "The key"

In this phrase, as a programmer, I am stressed not by an unnecessary soft sign but by an unclosed sentence.

xxx: from news: Moscow OMON will create its social network
YYYY: ahah, facebook is on =)

Previously, everyone laughed at the news on the mail, over time stopped looking at them at all away from sin. We watched the weather "Weather. Novosibirsk -6° weak snowfall" How fucking do they do that??? The weak lily in itself contradicts, but the snow is dull.

The German Forum:
We have two virgins in our class, one of them is me.I want to lose her only with the most beautiful guy in the class, Merz, but do you know that he responded to my offer? That his girls are not interested, and that he is preparing to become a Pokémon coach.
Is it possible that I am 12 years old?

I call the client. You do not have the same name on the loan agreement with the payment. And she says, don’t worry, I have a lot of names.

The morning in the bus gives +10 to misanthropy.

Probably only my phone can fix the cinnamon bulk on the "Queen's House",
and to the appeal "Straight" in SMS my husband Ilya is probably used to

I was in the clinic today. But I can say that the sick who form disabilities are strong and stubborn people!

I talk to a friend, she and her boyfriend have a serious story, it is difficult to last a long time, only to Tolstoy and entrust.

Serena, and Andrew again! I went to work yesterday, and he is sitting in the car under the entrance... well fuck it.
I: And what does he say? Or did they not talk specifically?
She: They just talked. Then come to me, I am alone. I want a serious relationship. As long as we find out the one, the other, we can even throw a couple of sticks! He was offended, let go.

Order is not order, but I penetrated.

@ArseniyArs: More and more often we see how in social networks girls who want to get married put on avatar Borscht.

This is how life is arranged: there are sausages and there are no sausages - completely different things.
Nihua and Nihua are the same thing.

I was afraid of spiders after a terrible incident.
I was 7 years old, I was sitting in a cafe, eating ice cream and then suddenly started to be afraid of spiders.