The city of Rostov-on-Don:
It will be suitable for those who work until 18:00 in the district of Kisiterinka and Selmasha. From the station Kiziterinka electric car departs at 18:01..."

This will be the race 😉

From a phone conversation: I sent you an email yesterday and a package: a few files and pictures. Do you imagine? "Today’s Day" So touching!

From Habr.

XXX is my favorite topic. Trolling of spammers.
First, get the habit instead of “allo” to say “washing room”, “synagogue”, or “duty captain Atabayev is listening!”
This sometimes causes a funny pattern break :)
You can still say instead of allo right away: "Good morning, Sergey Petrovich please call!"

A few times in the laundry room they said, “Daaah? “Sorry...” Once there was just a plague dialogue:
I am the synagogue!
Tagged with: allo! Is it an apartment?
I: I tell you, this is a synagogue!
Spammer: Are you an organization?
I: In your opinion, the synagogue is not an organization?
Spammer: (hanging the phone)

Further, if there is no time. Do not turn off, but just put the phone next to the table and continue to do your business. Let it go into the emptiness.

You can listen to a monologue and then say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t listen to you. Please repeat it again :)

And the most vicious and cruel trolling: pretending to be terribly interested in the service offered, but hearing just terribly bad. Speak loudly and ask to repeat. “What is? What is the speed of the internet? The AAAA? Excuse me? Repeat it again! Badly heard! Oh you are!! What a great offer! What? Congratulations again louder! It’s bad!” :D :D But it’s very bad.

A candidate for the position of engineer.
He is asked.
XXX: What is the electricity in the rocket? Permanent or variable?? to
YYY is permanent.
XXX is??? Why such conclusions?? to
YYY: Well how he’s there all the time.

As I love Soviet films, there is a maximum of one car in the courtyard.

XXX: Here is a good story about the great.

xxx: I had one root at Harley-Davidson. I went to work on a big for a hundred (I fucking know that there can be a waste) and parked it in the corner of the showroom.

xxx: And a certain client, who walked around the showroom, once cried out: you have a fucking motorcycle, but the big one is a fucking one.

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Fuck, I’m very sad about what’s going on with Apple.
Without Jobs, they are no longer part of IT history.
YYY: the opposite
YYY: It was it that became it :)))

Cowwka Ready to Be a Candle in Your Night
Cowwka: Missing and what would that mean?
Matrsoff: Failing to correctly speak the suppository...

case at work.
Aaa: I left a tube with fluid nails here yesterday, where is it?
BBB: Take it on the second shelf.
Thanks, but where did you put the liquid hammer?

16.11.2012 09:58 Docent: The head of Roskomnadzor denied the existence of censorship on the Internet and said that any website claiming the opposite will be immediately closed.

Wife: What should we see? "7 Years in Tibet" is a heavy movie?
I: Well, 40 minutes will run.

Of all the mourning crowd of dark-haters, I am the happiest! There were not enough tickets! = r

The angel Leo

"that if you turn on Rammstein, the technique from the German branch runs better and shoots more accurately."
............

Yes, I also noticed. that the Soviet branch under the melody of the "beware of the car" is almost invincible!! to

My street was excavated by black archaeologists. They seem to be looking for traces of lost ancient sewerage.

xxx: I have one feeling that women specifically smell their hands with a cream so that they don’t do something, and then they go and give them? )))

Roscosmos has denied reports in the press about the loss of communication with the International Space Station. "Of course, it is unpleasant that Roskomnadzor entered the IP address of the ISS in the Unified Register of Prohibited Sites, but we managed to connect to it through U.S. proxy servers," he said.

One of my acquaintances at the university decided to get stuck, gave a course to students-economists - to make an investment project for the construction of SCHGES, BAM, nuclear icebreaking fleet, Norilsk metcombinate, Kamsky automotive plant, as if they were not, but need to be built in today's conditions. He later studied about 20 works of his students. None of them even thought that such large-scale projects could be carried out at the expense of domestic reserves (and it was under the conditions of a oil shell, when a barrel for a hundred!) and the repayment times of projects in general turned out to be somewhat fantastic. For example, one of the future steering economies of new Russia (by the way, graduated from the university with a red diploma) came to the conclusion that if the SŠGES is built today, the repayability of the project will be achieved in 60 years. Even if we assume that he was twice wrong, and the costs will only pay back in 30 years, it is still obvious that such a project today is not realisable in principle. No one will invest money in a business with such a repayment period, if you can give a bribe, who should, turbid the land near the bustling road, build a hypermarket there and repel the bullshit in 2-3 years.

The CHC:
The best way to learn English that never gets bored is to watch pro-casting with English subtitles.
:D

The NNN:
That’s why you’re in an advanced English group.

Can you talk to someone for a long time? Fill your mouth with food and try again – it works 100%

XXX: It is happening. In the summer we sat in an open cafe, next to a couple. The girl has a cute cat. She takes a piece of something there from the plate, and drives over the cat’s cheek. He rises up, stretches his foreheads, and the girl rises up.)) A guy with a hint in his voice:" Here you also irritate me, you irritate me". And the girl:"I’m annoying you? Yes, I almost put food under your nose, and you all look into other people's dishes, and you don't even look at your own. Look, some other cat will come, and your piece will take it")))) Judging by how quickly they calculated after that and left, the guy finally got there)))