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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №71866
 21.10.2012
xhh: the necklace is not visible on the screen.. the colors merge, the boundaries are not visible ((
Well, I don’t know, try a look at the screen.
XHH: has not been
The screen of Koso looked at me.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71865
 21.10.2012
If you have done well and love has not passed, it is love.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71864
 21.10.2012
XXX: Where is Peter?
YYY: at home It’s gone after yesterday :)
XXX: are you out?
YYY: No, mja, the lobby macrame was wrapped up... :)

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №71863
 21.10.2012
<Kult> alk, how much did you beat?
<alk> 30
alk has quit IRC: Killed (Kult (Happy Birthday!!1 of 111)
ALK has joined
<Kult> times
<alk> and

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71862
 21.10.2012
We meet for 1.5 months.and MCH tried to pay for everything (even the cocktails of a friend).

I couldn’t stand it and said that it injured my self-love.
In general, I feel like a prostitute who is being fed.

How do I get him to resume payment?? to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71861
 21.10.2012
In the work:
I don't have a printer, can you replace the cartridge?
YYY: What brand is the printer worth?
XXX: Nevelt-Raskard 1200
YYY: The accounting system?
XXX is yes!
YYY: Well I understand...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71860
 21.10.2012
Xenia: We have your gesture.
Xenia: in short
Xenia: We have action, well promoters are working. They have shorter tablets, but low prices. Well you know such on the sticks... like on the demonstrations... of this type... but briefly... their mints are bound, not a concerted type of rally was O_o...
Xenia: here are the action, and at TV2 today is a weekend, the bosses fuck you call...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71859
 21.10.2012
World of Tanks:

I am a padonak, native to Albania, I live in Ukraine, I studied Esperanto in school, I know Russian very poorly.But here is what I noticed-many forumans also know Russian poorly.For example, in such, it would seem, a simple phrase"I am a false-handed nub"learn to allow up to 14 yapaq!They, as a rule, get a rare homo"!Children don't miss lessons of verbality and spelling!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71858
 21.10.2012
xxx: I feel like a character from a fairy tale of a goldfish.
YYY: And what character do you play?
XXX: I am not.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71857
 21.10.2012
A person is worth not what he has achieved, but what he has refused.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №71856
 21.10.2012
Confectionery Education

That I work on computer courses, I probably no longer need to say. Everyone here already knows that.

So then. I was in a healthy group (17-18 people, I don’t remember a lot). And at the first class I offered to move my brains and to the one who will give a solution to the difficult question I promised a candy.

The fate finger pointed to the oldest student in the group. Deep over 70 years (this is a minus), but the complete absence of old age marasma (this is a plus). She honestly won this candy and equally honestly cared for her 5-year-old granddaughter. From this moment the story begins.

In the second class, I run through the classroom and see that the only book I read at home is the oldest student (see the blurred pages, the labels). I am surprised (for Russian students, regardless of age, attachment is rare), praise. Give me another candy. and all. The conditional reflex began to work.

By the end of the course (how many months studied, if not more than six months) the best student in the group is the same pensioner. Everyone runs to consult her. For the superbly done inspection work I give a final candy. The lady asks, “Exactly the last?” I say yes, unfortunately, the course is over. The woman said, “Thank God! I have terror at home. My granddaughter will not control what I have done your homework, even if she doesn’t sit down for the TV. Without sweets, I’m even afraid to come home. I bought it if you didn’t give it.”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №71855
 21.10.2012
The main thing is to be happy, and it does not matter what conclusion the psychiatrist will write.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71854
 21.10.2012
Listen, day by day you are dumb, and it is tangible.
HH: What’s happening to you?
Fuck, I did not understand!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71853
 21.10.2012
Enigma: The modern shredder is wrapped in more than 40 parts. Dispersing it, and then sewing it back so that the same results, is a red-eyed worse than genta collection.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71852
 21.10.2012
and ihatemalife:
I was going with a girl all week to my house, to another city.At the last moment she says to me that she can’t go because I have something wrong in my chest, the feeling is not good. Well, as a man, I stumbled, said you go and it's all there.
In general, the trip was not of luck, because she was constantly grumbling, did not react to my jokes, and generally sat 80% of the time with crossed hands.
She told me at the end of the trip, “I said, I have a feeling.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71851
 21.10.2012
In the summer, I went to the river alone. Two weeks ago I got a cat - active, ready to play all day, had to buy toys. I picked up a bag from the evening (a towel, a book, a bottle of water). In the morning, I come to the beach, shake a towel, and the folds come out: a ball, a rabbit's tail, a poppy, a mouse...
Apparently, the cat decided that I was bored and decided to donate a part of the toys. I had to play scenes on the beach between a puppy and a mouse. Not in vain he tried!

Liska

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71850
 21.10.2012
>> He’s heard that there’s some such technology, let’s say XML. He worked in the company, and at the next table was a guy who knew something about XML there. This is already written in the resume - XML.

OP-OP, now I know what else can be added to my resume!

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №71849
 21.10.2012
My family is on vacation by car. Father in the driver, mother in the front passenger and a five-year-old son in the back. This son pulled out of his nose a fatty goat and pushed into his mouth.
What do you do, you can’t eat chickens!
Dad: let him eat, or the whole salon will get dirty!

[ + 31 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71848
 21.10.2012
I decided to bring my girlfriend home for the first time. And I live in a private house, large - three "corpuses" connected with each other by small transitions. I tell her, you say, while you go here, and I take a shower.
Within 15 minutes I got out of the shower, the sms came. From a girl. “Maax, I’m standing here in a corridor, there are two ficus, a big window and a table that’s cracked, fun. Tell me where I am and how to get to you?and "
Now I have to paint a map. for the visitors.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71847
 21.10.2012
From opennet, discussion of the new google:
In general, from the point of view of the Chromebook, I can confidently say that Samsung has not two, but three designers - one holds the MacBook Air, the other circles, the third makes another billion small coins.

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