She: What are your plans for tomorrow?
He: I don’t know... And what do you have ideas to do?
She: Well... Let’s look at Kamasutra and decide what we’ll do tomorrow.)))

What is the relationship between the girl who went to another girl and my dinner today?
There was a chicken and there was no chicken.

Only by putting on the brackets, I realized that the best food is hard, sticky and sweet.

I understand that in 10 years the streets of the night city will be illuminated by priests.

Q: Why are you naked? OOO
YYY: Because I have split up!

"20.02.2012 the recruiter received an agenda to the military commissariat through the GES, however, on this agenda did not appear, because. The agenda was drawn up in an improper manner: it indicated the date of appearance in the military commissariat, but there was no date for receipt of the agenda. 05.04.2012 the recruiter was called to the military commissariat through the place of work, however, on this agenda also did not appear, because. It was also drawn up in an improper manner: it indicated the date of its receipt, but there was no date of appearance at the military commissariat.

xxx: greetings
Hello, I want magic
XXX: Avada Kedavir

I read the movie "London is in chaos. A military plane carrying something dangerous crashed over the city.
The first comment: "This is a container with Ukrainian officials transported in transit. Now the Kingdom of Pipe."

Yesterday I passed by the haishnikovs, without rights, felt like a penguin from Madagascar... we smile and we smile and we mock :)

Hummer-killer: the current that on the balcony 2 black individuals of badly long appearance, each 1.5 meters in height asked not to break them on their knees
Terminator: Do you divorce animals?
The Killer: Broken Hood
Terminator is fucking?
Killers: Not their own.
Terminator: So guess, what do you do, my puppies still do???? to

From the discussion of the drawing:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The boy is half-haired.

WOW :
The last word should be taken on arms - it is convenient for them to indicate a breast of zero size.

Alyona17: It's hard when the former is an Aitishnik
Masterstop : Why?
Alyona17: Well, I am now writing to my boyfriend "The wind off, it fell into the bsood - I put new wood, I will go into the rebut". I came after the rebut - he didn't understand and was offended :(

On YouTube under one video found a comment "how I like the sound when pressing my finger up for comments!". And why am I not surprised that this comment has 16,000+ likes =)

At work it was.We play a card game of 21 or a simpler point.The bettor is our girl is not small size.Something she needed from us.It fits,that is, she thought about whether the game was fascinated.It is worth looking.The guy of the completely opposite setup,turns to her and gives:
Take a point!
What was the answer:
You’re not a genius, nobody has suggested it to me.
Burned until morning.

by Sherhan12006
Today I read by chance...
We are shooting another shit. The "Gentlemen of luck"
The reason is that the current generation does not understand the original.
Instead of Docent, there is a brutal killer Smiley. Smile by BL!! to
I want back to the USSR.

Faculty of Cybernetics KNU:

Ladies and gentlemen, please tell me. What laptop to take (budget is not limited), I consider as a variant of Apple MacBook Pro with RETINA, but I don't know if it will fit programming in the sense of such a large extension and if it needs it at all to study in KNU programming ( I will enter next year) Or need something more powerful or netbook enough.

YYY: More powerful... much more powerful...

zzz: In order to learn cybernetics programming, you need to have at least a cluster. Whoever does not have at least a three-unity stand in the community - he has no right to call himself a programmer at all.

He: You should have started monthly a few days ago. Have begun?
She is: Yes.
He is: well. Let us break up.

You don’t want to say that Katia is a prostitute.
Fossi: You know... life is so complicated. Sometimes things are not what they seem at first sight. Penguin is a bird, tomato is a berry, Katya is a prostitute.
J0ker: tomatoes of berries?
Vadim88: What is tomato?
TANKTANK: tomatoes are berries?? to
What about tomatoes?
anonymus1: tomato berry O_O
Selena: A tomato of strawberries?
Midnight: tomatoes and berries???? to

Trailer for Rome Total War 2

xxx: with such by the way the pace of development of graphics soon you will be able to view the units before the battle to remember that the triary with a scarring over the eye and a wreath on the helmet participated in the battle under Carthage 3 move back and he the campaign shaved this time...

There will be tea for dinner, the pasta will be delayed.
Two is your Maia! That’s why the deadline is written on the pasta, what do you think? You remember, in the mid-1990s, the markets sold pasta from huge paper bags. Did you ask about the deadline? And here’s six months – and all, fucking, worms will become, fucking!
Fucking marketing, I’m telling you.