This fool is watching movies and series in English, and when someone comes, he clamps his nose and translates it with a disgusting accent.

I also thought yesterday that I was sober until today.

My husband has a bag. When he wakes up, he begins to sneeze desperately. I get up before him. Accordingly, when I hear the chiche in the bedroom, I immediately bring him a cup of coffee.
Yesterday he said:
I have a wife! I don’t have time to sneeze – immediately fresh coffee serves.
The fucking...

Today at the post office. A 3-year-old girl asks her mom: “When will we leave here?”
Mom: "Never..."

of Latvia. Interview with a colleague from Norway (both builders):
I: Listen, are you not robbed in Norway?
Norwegian: Why, they are stealing, of course!
First they build, then they steal.
First they steal, then they build. For what remains.

You will not argue! and :)

The little son came to his father and asked the crumb:
What’s good and why do you mind everyone?

How do you usually get to your hometown: by train or by plane?
WOW: In general, if I have time, then on the train, and if I...
Zzz: and if there is money, then on the plane

Montserrat Caballé in Yekaterinburg suffered a micro stroke.
She has not seen Voronezh yet.

And what will the RPC do if aliens arrive tomorrow and say, yes, for several tens of thousands of years we have crashed on your planet. Bab was not taken in the flight, so they fucked the kidnappers and so you got out... What then - the gold will be returned to the parishioners?

Aesorokin: A sixteen-year-old girl, having given birth to a second child, received 250 thousand from the state and lilies from her mother.
I think my mom is wrong. The food keeper carries money into the house. =) is

There was a circus today – a goat was unleashed! Dad was not home! I was like - in Vietnamese in cowards and maika ran out on the street, catching this pascua! We are afraid of each other, and this creature is running fast!!! There were also slugs on the hips! And that shit goes on! And I looked like an idiot when everyone around was in jackets, even though there was a jacket?! I was in a cowboy.)

According to the rzelułatts ilseovadny odongo anligyskogo unwiertiseta, not yemt zanchnejaya, in cocoms prriokde rsapoželenny bkuvy in the salve.

Here and I, when I saw the advertising shield "First outlet in Russia!", was somewhat confused

Mania: About the bookcake it was a joke, I don’t want to put it into practice all four!!!! to
My friends, let’s break up.
Odin: we quietly walk apart, surround ourselves, and then...

In the universe came to k.r. The PRD dictates questions:
- the first option: the question from the spore number 78, the second option - 79.
Applauded by

A picture of an Indian soldier:

11111 is India. There such militants shoot that Hollywood is nervously smoking in the side!
22222: There is a drift on the horse!
33333: Yes, the tractor is not something that is put on the debris, but generally raised in the air!
44444: There trees dance and sing!

"Knowledge" of the Russian soul and the local life:
– is
Only a Russian man can come out of the hallway at five in the morning and turn the alarm at six in the morning.
yyy: and then eat, sit in contact and turn it off)
– is
Only one, except for Russia, who has never been anywhere else, thinks that "only the Russian man" can do this.

Exam at the Department of Theology at MIFI:
How is Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle formulated in quantum mechanics?
God is everywhere, or at all His will.
What was the Schrödinger experiment?
The cat has risen from the dead, death is the repair.
and five. Give a count.

If you can teach theology in the MIFI, let us teach nuclear physics in the Temple of Christ the Savior.

lizi: comes to work with me a girl, grade 7, may be younger, difficult to say... Print photos, with a turtle. I have been accustomed to printing mostly for school such things, so I clarified this moment...
Are you being pressed from school?
- Hahaha, the report was forced to write, about a pet, and I had no one. I asked if I could just write about someone in the zoo... They said no, you can’t live without a pet. had to start.

Welcome to the 1st School of Electricity. You are funny there. Do not ask for reports from children about brothers and sisters, parents would be surprised.)

Why is it so scary in the forest at night?

YYY: I served in the army in Transbayalya, on the border with Mongolia. Served at a point, a point two kilometers from a small town. The city is militarized - the military more than the civilian, as a result, the city is full of patrols, officers, and the local soldiers were disliked. When I went out of the car, at night I went out of the city into the forest, then in the night forest, I was captured by a sense of complete security.