The older I get, the more dates start to resemble interviews.

I sit in the room, my daughter is watching TV.
Suddenly I hear the sounds from the TV.
Men and women "A! Oh oh! and ah! A-A to A! Oh...", then the male Basque "Young boy, baby!", and again these whispers-cry-ohi-breaths and no words more
I have eyes on my forehead, hair in my foreheads moves.
I am running into the room...
HHH: And she has multiculture there
This is the short content of the previous series.

Judging by the weather, the maslenica survived and began to avenge.

xxx: fucking, the headphone in the ketchup fell >.<
Give it to your ear like this.
YYY: Let everyone think that your blood comes from the music you listen to.

Dear Comrade, who sends SMS to unfamiliar numbers with the question “Where to send the corpse?” when you are bored, thank you! Yesterday's 4 hours in the OVD were one of the most memorable in recent times!

18:17:05 T_B: I don't know how the neighbors tolerate me, because I play guitar, for example, yesterday at 7 am I wanted to throw something lyrical. Would it be cruel to bring a group home for a rehearsal?
18:17:59 bict for [T_B]: Make sure your neighbor does not practice karate, or he will also bring his group to practice.

I would go to a restaurant...
Sorry you’re not a grandmother (I’d like to bring it up) ?
Sorry we’re not gay, we’d go ?

From the tweet of Maria Chinaeva, TV host on the channel "Russia-24"

Yesterday in the dining room, a man asked me: "Where is Khrushchev with Philae?", "Now I am tormented with whom I was confused: with Oksana Fedorova or with Anna Mikhalkova?"? to

I was joking yesterday, you won’t believe.
Yyy: Cho Tam
xxx: she wanted to know the pass from the adsl modem. I sent a nahuy, because such a passport has a dohuya where.
Tagged: Oga
YYY: Why is she here?
In the end, I hide the shoto.
In the modem?
XXX: Dada, and the Blade on the Modem Hide

I will tell you one friends.If in the grandmother sits a blatant gene, you have nothing and you will never poison it.How do you raise her, don't love it or don't fuck it.I had such a girl.I tormented a little bit of my childhood.And she (blatantly) fuck you have a million on the account or 250 rubles in your pocket.She is just a blatant and all here, you have her even diamonds and coffee to her in bed, it's all useless.These creatures even have their creed, which they think is correct and unbearable to refute.It will sound like this:"Dear, I love you!I am very strong!I am spiritually faithful to you and this is the main thing.And that I went on a birthday to a girlfriend Clave
And your task brothers to bite this at the very beginning of the relationship!And just like that even approximately blurred in her speech, boldly go on the fucking and without regret fall to the side of Bobruisk before it is too late.

Where do your sperm go? Do I have a cemetery there?

Comment to the news: "Three billion Moscow money will go to pavement tiles in 2012"

In the ass of the dog put these bricks.
Three: steal and steal!
There was something else about the goose there.

xxx: I could just say that I am healed, and not buy instead of toilet paper, paper towels!!! to

Today, Mom, about her brain X-ray:

Oh, I found my brains, they were in the closet on the shelf.

key4: Career in a religious organization. What needs to be done to succeed? What are the mechanisms of promotion in the rank and position?
Kobold: Be able to turn water into wine, raise the dead, feed the crowd with 5 buttons
Kudeyar: Are you sure that Topicstarter wants to repeat that career?

Gopnik

Dharma

Gopnik

Do you have video surveillance in the store???? to

Gopnik

It is for sale. :D

In addition to:
"I am in the hospital. For the first time in my life I had to put a clitoris..."

How I understand you.) I had it all too, but only the enema was put on by a cute young nurse. My first phrase after the “invasion” was: “Mada, in my fantasies with beautiful nurses everything was different...
The girl was also with a sense of humor - laughed and slightly squeezed the package with the solution "To talk less:)")
I wanted to come later - to invite somewhere, but it was somewhat uncomfortable after all that was between us.)

From the Israeli Russian-speaking forum:
Does anyone have Mein Kampf in Hebrew?
You know a lot about the perversions.

A couple of days ago, a case of a cat on a tree was described here, which turned out to be a soya and flew away, which shocked the storyteller.
Here is my similar.
I met a guy. We went to him to the land he loved and was proud of. On the way, I hear an enthusiastic story about the cleanest lakes in the district, the most beautiful forests, the most wonderful sunsets. They say we have animals in the woods. They go straight out on the road. rabbits, rabbits and rabbits. I said..."... At this time a fat rabbit ran out on the road". We have slowed. This creature has crossed the road, ran to a tree, crashed on it and, in the lighthouse, sits and blows on us with reflective eyebrows.
The guy was not confused and, yes, boastfully: "Yes! These are the rabbits!"

Are you alone, my joy?
Circunflexo: No, fucking, I have two lovers here, one under the bed and the other in the closet!
Ha1t: You don’t like them... You have a century-old layer of dust under your bed and a mess in your closet.