Oh, you fool, did you get there?
became interesting
Introduction to stupid.
You are a fool, I have a name.
How is your name?
Olya
You are stupid, Olga.

I am always late to work for 5 – 10 minutes and here somehow one day I woke up earlier, but the brain is built in such a way that the thought "at work they don't know that I got up before... you can be late" immediately struck.

In the eighth grade, I thought there was no more than a hundred percent.
Has everything changed after the election?

From the hub discussions only released Yandex.Navigator and as always in the debris went:

xxx: The power of harmin in the maps. Google doesn’t have anything like that. Map of water with depths.

Yyy: Do you often find information about the depths of the reservoirs? and ;)

xx almost every day.

Zzz: You are either a good fisherman or a bad driver :)

The Stranger:
My player eats the batteries behind the mouse... and the player eats the controller from the TV. What to do with them afterwards, it is written that it cannot be thrown away...

Once at a corporate party, amusing myself with the empty treep that the Aborigines call “socialising,” I poured out to my colleagues that drinking champagne from high glasses is breaking a century-old tradition. It is said that in the seventeenth century, the king of French winemakers (and also of all other classes) Louis XIV ordered to remove the blind from the small but beautiful chest of his favourite Gabriela d’Estre, and even the Marquis Pompadour, and make him the same shape glasses for champagne. It is said that this is the only container worthy of such a noble drink. As a result, the glasses came out cup-shaped, wide, and at the same time quite small.

There was a second break, interrupted by Peter, an elderly employee who had already managed to "fresh up" but did not lose the vividity of his imagination. Looking at his high and narrow glass, the bubbles in which long streams rushed up, he thoughtfully noted: "I sincerely hope that behind our Australian tradition of drinking from the lengthy glasses still does not hide a similar story. Anyway, I’t want to know her! »

She: We live in too many different areas, it will be problematic to meet suddenly.
He: there would be a desire... suddenly – when is it?

The neighbors were loud all night and didn’t sleep. The next morning I fell asleep on a pair, and the underdog, usually quiet, as the naked, was speaking very loudly. I dream of my room and armed neighbors. And here I am through the dream:

You could not speak quieter, they are sleeping here at all!

I do not wait for mercy (

XXX: How is it?
YYY: I try to feed. A dress in a bowl, a saliva in a bowl, socks in a bowl, hands/feet/back in a bowl - the whole child in a bowl, (pride) bowl in a child!! to

xxx: fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck
Zzzz: What did he do again?
XX: He promised to wake me up. I asked him gently. He cleverly squeezed and said that I would have a wet pussy in the morning.
ZZZ is?
XX: Of course, I knew him in advance.
Zzzz: So what did he do?
XXX: Something... Our cat poured out of my soul and wrapped me under the blanket. The Fucks.
zzz: ahaha fucking fucking fucking fucking

Working at work (I work as a firefighter)

An apartment on the eighth floor is burning. We are here, we turn. I in a full parade (helmet, fighting) handcuffs up from the 4th floor site. Suddenly the door to the apartment opens and a guy in a coward asks me the three most stupid questions I’ve ever heard from an adult.
Are you a firefighter?
Yes Yes Yes
What is Fire?
I – What do you think?
In the upper floors?
Well, then I was silent because I could not answer adequately because of the appearance in the background of the wife of this humanoid.

Eat, walk the dog and go
yyy: if the tail is changed - the story of a Korean schoolgirl gets
xxx : ))))))))
XXX: What kind of dog is it? The post!!! to

Science in countries unfriendly to the United States is seen as a strategic danger to the United States.

Mr Kissinger

From VK comment to the picture "Without glasses you are more beautiful - You are also more beautiful when I am without glasses":

I always walk without glasses to make this cruel world look a little more beautiful and kind. But I still want to burn it in a nuclear flame.

Today we ate a cake called Macho. And then my bandmate issued the phrase: such a macho cannot pass past my mouth.

From comments to the news about the use of pain beam to drive up rallies in America:
Well, in France, at the time of the hippies, gas was tested at a women’s demonstration which causes spontaneous stools – ladies quietly dispersed holding on to the rhetoric.

I may be late for electrical engineering tomorrow.
YYY: Okay, only this subject we ended a year ago
XXX: The Blue
Pitched

Is it normal to stick to a sleeping person, whisk him in the face in the whole throat and make sure that he is awake to start licking his eggs? I hate my cat (

She: Do you remember saying yesterday that you set up computers for your neighbors? Neighbors complained to me that they see me on TV more often than live.
and
She: So, the neighbor’s uncle is watching television mostly porn. My grandmother is mostly watching series. I even strained a little.
and
Better than my uncle.)

Smash: Yesterday I bought a new laptop and put authorization to start through a fingerprint sensor.
Dendy: Congratulations
Smash: My son (10 years old) is delighted with the note... And I think he has already come up with a way to bypass authorization.
Dendy : How?
Smash: He forbade me from washing my glass and all my dishes after me. I wasn’t so smart at his age.
Dendy is a good boy))