Commentary on the film "The Man and His Pig" on one track:
The pig could have played better.

See also! I am surrounded by cranes from all sides. c) Animal Planet

Today on the way to the carpet I remembered all the stories on the topic:"How do you explain how to cut you one hert will get a hert".I go in, dialogue:-How do we cut?
I : Yes!
No more questions and I cut my hair.

The best pet is an exotic plant. It is beautiful, striped, cooking its own food, oxygening and never breaking anything. It is so cute at night.

Olya
It is hard to be a girl.

Kirill
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Olya
I made 2 hair masks, 2 times washed my head, washed, brushed my teeth, cleaned my face, lubricated my hair with a cream, sprayed my hair, lubricated my lips with a balsam, pumped the press

Kirill
Tomorrow I'll do: 360 repetitions on the press, 3 to 11 to 60 kg on the widest, 65kg live bars 6-8 repetitions 3 approaches, 15kg hanger on the bikini 3 to 10, triceps 45kg on 3 to 15

Kirill
I will brush my teeth

XX: I’m so good when you’re around... I even forget that I’m flying, and I’m chewing as I’m afraid.
Where do you want to fly?
2 days in Yekaterinburg
Funny, I have a girlfriend in Yekaterinburg.
Fuck it...

I came here to a friend and she "was cleaning". I was delighted with the final phrase: "The only thing left was to swim on the floor and wipe out the socks!..."

The flashes have three positions: Sunul - did not fit, turned over - did not fit, turned over again - sat like a cast. 3D technology and so on.

I don’t want to offend anyone, but everywhere adult people are full of funny jokes and stories, to a lesser extent, distantly related to IT. I don't think that x:='s at least me' stand <=0
with UV. Dr. Lector

Zzz
Jesus Walked on Water
ZZZ
I can walk on corners.
ZZZ
96% of water
ZZZ
I am Jesus 96%

I caught the viruses.
Has an antivirus been used?
He broke up...

Qx87: The Chinese know a lot in martial arts: against the style of twenty-one" not a single kung fu has saved!
dragonpetrovich: is
qx87: Sometimes saves style "Sprinter"
dragonpetrovich: from 20
dragonpetrovich: hardly
Dragonpetrovich: It has to run very hard.
qx87: This
Qx87: Their speeds are not folded
qx87: It is enough to run faster than one, though the fastest of them
Dragonpetrovich: That’s the point.
dragonpetrovich: that the speeds do not fold, and the probability decreases
qx87: The probability is always 50%: either you will give a pitch or you will not give it.

Victory in icq-chat

Question No. 6302: What did Gagarin say at the launch of his rocket?
Tips: '' e*ali'
Possible bonus: 7 UAH

XXX is fucking
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! to

From the "Our Company" section on one of the job search websites:

We offer our customers to live on the bright side. But the "reverse" side — the one on which we work — is also bright!

How to understand at all?

It is better to make a mistake than to do nothing because of the fear of making a mistake.

About the Mathematics and Mathematics:
An institute teacher of mathematics, at preparatory courses, told about her teacher:
He was a big man and loved to eat. In the dining room one day he took two soups two second... the word lunch in two copies. Comes to the box. The young cashier clicks-tolls-tolls on the accounts: "You are 2-17" he is in response to "Not right." The treasurer again for the accounts: "2-05" he answered "wrong", the treasurer was finally confused and frightened by the click-shell-shell - "1-97", and this scientist husband replied to her "again wrong". Desperate cashier: “And how much should it be?!” He replied, “I don’t know. But two identical lunches are a complete number.”

The best day is tomorrow. Tomorrow we will all go to sports, start studying, work hard, quit drinking and smoking, start reading a book, stop eating after 6 p.m.
But if you don’t wake up, it’s always TODAY!! to

XXX is:
A: Would you agree to marry this girl? Next, Next, Next is ready.
BBB: Congratulations to you! You did not read the license agreement and agreed that 15 relatives would move to you
aaa: or: you must renew the license by purchasing this Nork Shirt)
bbb: and a man looking for a "crack for his wife" - a puppy, rabbit painted under a sandwich

YYY :
I should have opened up ;)

XXX is:
- ~ ~ ~ ~

XXX is:
Intelligent

XXX is:
The rebel

XXX is:
]:->

Chinese names of veterinary equipment:

The Veterinary Monitor
Kit for artificial insemination of the veterinarian
The veterinary injector. It is not injected into human existence. It is suitable for healthy animals.
Medical abdominal launch site
A portable drug machine. Compact, light and easy to move.
Veterinary syringe with light pen for female workers and small-hand, flow-safe.
The catheter has good inflatability in the best way in the overseas market, welcomes you to make an order order
Pinsets of the nose of the ox. Used for clamping the nose of high quality ox
Knife for Veterinary Farm
Cows magnet preventive veterinary medical service for cattle
Injection of the baby’s attention product (to give)
Distributor for rabbits. Stainless Steel 12cm
Medical hamsters favorite pumping device
Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers
VETERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY
SuperDeals and Pig Dentistry
A veterinarian's bracelet with his own personality bandage
The dog test Heartworm Ag is fast, detects worm in the blood.
Reanimation for wet cats
Borov holder with wire and utyug with wire

I spent the whole night half dreaming.
I remember the first shit dream.
He was colorful.
Tagged: colour
I could smell the smells.
But when the ammunition ended, the zombies had to blow away.