I remember, in the fourth grade, on the reading technique, I read the most of all the words per minute. Then I learned to look at other people like shit.
vk/kotmizantrop

Grim: It is suddenly! I go so sharp in the gallion, in general, after 2 minutes I return to the room... the computer went to Gibraltar... and the glow of the cats' heels under the tie... It's not a cat, it's a monster. How did he do it? A subtle hint that the owner is time to sleep?
zzz: 0_o
xxx: o_o

I open, not looking into the trunk.I notice that the face of Gibbon is green...I turn to the car...MAMA-PEREMA!!I bought the carcasses and bones for my dogs in the morning and there was a film in blood in the luggage!I just forgot to remove it after unloading the bags...I will remember the day at the CPS for a long time, until the experts found out WHO’S THAT BLOOD)))
The Brother! You next time at the customs somewhere in Israel jokes))) KPZ will seem like a fairy tale)))

and AGA:

"We are all of the same color - the colors of the Russian flag"

White ears, red noses, blue lips - frost, bleat.

I am cica, cica, cica
Not modem at all.
I manage the traffic.
I do not eat too much!

The Council:

Today, a neighbor from the bottom caught me in the entrance and said, "You are not always visible and not heard, but sometimes in the morning you have something so crazy. "Eye -the cat is probably roaring something" I crashed and ran up the stairs. I’m not going to explain to her that when I go to work I forget things in the room, take off one of my boots and jump around the apartment looking for what I’ve forgotten. Maybe it’s time to take off two shoes :(

Have you ever tried to jump on the leg with which you take off your boots? It will really be quieter.

smoke
)) You are more careful only to open the bulbs) They have the habit of exploding because of the high pressure)

Olga
How good to have a physics friend.
and 😉

smoke
I am not a physicist! :) Just a little I know)) I thought you would answer me something like "cap")))

Olga
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

smoke
Then don’t put it in your mouth))) That’s what I say to you as a physicist)))

Today, a neighbor from the bottom caught me in the entrance and said, "You are not always visible and not heard, but sometimes in the morning you have something so crazy. "Eye - a cat is probably crawling something" - I lied and ran up the stairs. I’m not going to explain to her that when I go to work I forget things in the room, take off one of my boots and jump around the apartment looking for what I’ve forgotten. Maybe it’s time to take off two shoes :(

Do you really think... Fuck, do you think!!! O_O

Tesla: Have you given up a session?
See also: 23333
Tesla: Should I send a SMS to find out?

I went to the store with a 20-year-old girl.
Be a good pack of milk and a bunch of bread.
Which one, black or white?
and white.
It is racist!! to
- O0

My first date tomorrow :D

xxx:The Internet is limited to us, 5 GB per month.Yesterday I watched - Daddy goes,and sings a strange song "You watched porn - I watched porn - and now the internet is crazy - we don't have a nicky"... I write from the phone in general
Don’t tell him about the phone!! to

I am in divorce with my wife:
I’ll take you a microwave!
I: Then I’ll get the refrigerator.
She: - I use the "mother’s call"!
I: - I put it on "pochuism"!
She: - cast "Japan spending the best years of her life!"
...
Why don’t two fools live together? and :)

She was so polite that even during the minnet, when I beat her hair, she said, “Thank you!”

The xxx:
Drinking cats with valerian
YYYY :
and how?
The xxx:
Well, according to the law of the genre, the young bullshit, the old man went under himself.

Serena
Would you advise me to see?
by 00:27:51

Vlad
and the microwave))))
by 00:28:13
Sometimes there’s pizza.)

I go electric. After another stop, the engineer declares in a serious voice:
“Lords without tickets, run from wagon to wagon faster, run faster.”

XXX is
I would say degradation, not evolution.

YYY
>Digradation of
Oh... I see...

<Alita> I forgot to buy condoms! Now I have to suck :(

My mother burned today:
I was assigned an MRI of the brain, she calls the hospital to appoint the time:
...
Is there anything in the mind of your son?
Mother: I hope...
Register: In the sense of something metal...