“Happy is he who does not want to be in a foreign place.“ (John Stallone)

Not everyone knows that in the USSR, scientists in the masses lived poorly, but were the same patriots as everyone, especially before foreigners.
A colleague from France came to the academic institute, who visited us 12 years ago. He brought the photos of the first visit and showed them to us, happy to know others (in academic institutions the flow was close to zero, so that almost all the participants were present). Finding one colleague on the photo and finding him in the audience, the visitor with surprise noticed (rightly) that the costume in the cage was the same. To which a colleague, not stopping for a second, replied that this is his favorite color and style, and ordered them from the same carpenter.

The most important thing in life is not to let yourself be smaller!

Picking in the couch in the shape of the buttocks of Alexei allows him not to slide from the couch at angles of the slope of the couch up to 60 degrees! This allows you to use a sofa on a ship with a storm of 7 points, in a building with an earthquake of up to 6 points, as well as as a cockpit for a Formula 1 car, and even as an astronaut's seat when bringing Alexei into orbit! Science and Life 2012 :)

A friend who lives in the most bandit district of Novokuznetsk:

"Demon and I discussed the horrors of the upcoming civil war and came to the conclusion that nothing will change in Zapsibe.

YYY: Pretend, we had an application - to update the Yandex card. We have roasted. Someone was there, Irka sent. he comes, the client shows him his house in maps unbuilt, says, I have completed it already, update!

I set my alarm at 6 in the morning, when it wakes you up, you break me off, okay?

My girlfriend’s real conversation with her husband two hours after she called him a goat:
Go to me, my cat.
She: I am not a goat, I am a thin goat.
If the husband is a goat, the wife is a goat.
She: Love of evil, and I am a thin lion

With VIO:

Which laptop is better to buy HP or Asus?
A: Judging by the question, it is better to buy pink.

Rain, traffic jams, bus battles... stunned, the windows naturally stunned.
Two 17-year-old girls in general silence:
How wet are the windows? Why is the water here, when it must be outside?? to
Blythe is accurate.and (
Well, I realized, I just put the glass on the wrong side.
Under general applause and applause we touch)

// 1 Do not forget about the tea.
// 2nd Remove your hand from your face.
// 3 Straighten your back.

The Mom? How did you get here?

Father of 82 children

by Azatello Enikeev
They planted forests and built a city.

I've been to the hairdresser a hundred times, but I still don't know what to answer the question:"You have straight or steep hairdrinks", and they all ask and ask (

XXX: Motivate me to write this fiction, or I’m so upset...
YYY: Lulu of N-Nada?

We have a new admin from the entire women’s team of 24 girls who chose the most terrible, thick and stupid. I learned to go to the gym, read books, and watch myself. She taught me to cook, wash, clean... In general, she was so clever, so beautiful that all the babies were jealous. At first, they were much better than her. But he decided not to take the ready, but to blind what he needed, from scratch.
Admin, are you talking about it? Does he not work for Gente?
Oh yeah, how did you guess?

I: Sorry, it’s not easy with us. He: Yes, yes, I know) And we sit on, we drink a cup. And in my head it revolves: “You are a fool, a fool... For three years I have never understood why I don’t go out to date with anyone, and why every new girlfriend of you causes me such an irritation.”

And 3 years ago "You are my friend, I can’t sleep with you!"

If your girlfriend stopped smoking and drinking beer, she started eating healthy food.
Do not jump from the joy that she will go to fitness in the future, will take an elastic ass and a tightened figure. Maybe she’s just pregnant =)

“Would you like to invite me somewhere?”
YYY: Okay, let’s go. Let us call tonight.
What does it mean "Let’s go well"? I have not agreed yet!

Interview with the bartenders:
How much rum is poured in Mohito?
It is 80 grams.
Fuck, I thought I was 50, so I poured 30 :D

Cotton talked about the secret.

Hm... Have you met? I thought you had platonic feelings.
We have been in the ASC for a couple of months. We met four times during that time. He wished me a peaceful night.
Knowing his passions, he could write a bot. Imagine the boys chatter "She has had a great relationship with my bot for 3 weeks"...It’s so modern.