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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №66686
 08.07.2012
The brainstorming is small children in the business class of the first morning flight.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66685
 08.07.2012
I’m not going to scream a meaningless “Liberty” but something like “JGNGF-MNV2F-FSADG-34GED.” This will be the activation key for Windows 7 or Photoshop. And people during my torture will have time to stir a little more soft.
Fuck it! Wow, thank you very much!! I have been looking for him for a long time!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №66684
 08.07.2012
At work, I read the status of my younger brother in contact: "Ura, I can squeeze with a cotton behind my back!" I immediately decided to repeat this feat on the concrete floor. I break my beard and break my front tooth. After providing all kinds of medical help, I call to complain to my mother:
I broke my front tooth.
You are not only a fool, you are also a fool.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66683
 08.07.2012
Stupid ideas come to mind quickly and without a turn, like grandmothers in a clinic, and smart people come to stand behind the billboards for a long time.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66682
 08.07.2012
From Habr:
Due to the lack of arguments, I suggest to immediately move to the morbid.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66681
 08.07.2012
xxx - people yesterday met with such a girl, you hang out aaaa!!! to
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XXX - and I'm about the same... tomorrow we're going to ride the baggage together))
YYY is super.
zzz - and I'm here shortly on the arena, I dropped the dk... it was really bad...I only have 2 pieces of A8 and he has a full set, prove the nub, right?
XXX - Yes, ZZZ does not go with us.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66680
 08.07.2012
I ask my 10 year old sister:
Where do you want to work when you grow up?
In the pharmacy!
Why is?? to
There are always air conditioners.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66679
 08.07.2012
I sit and watch a movie. My granddaughter is back 10 years old!!! From my girlfriend’s birthday. and further dialogue.
How did you walk?
and hello. is normal. It was fun.
What did you give Nate?
A thousand rubles.
A thousand rubles? Do you have such small gifts?
What to give a girl for 10 years?

What else can you give a girlfriend for 10 years?

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66678
 08.07.2012
I bought a new filler for the cat, washed his toilet, filled the filler. The cat sits and eats him. by Facepalm

[ + 34 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66677
 08.07.2012
I sit with a friend, she decided to find a guy through a dating site.
-Taaak, name - Julia,Rise - 178cm,weight - 58kg,parameters - the parameters of the hero? - 87-57-87,tak, education is a higher computer engineer - or delete, how do you think?Are they suddenly scared??I will write 2 higher -med.institut,provizor.Al it is only in the process=((.OK,I will write just the higher.Age - 22.Hobby - how to cook or cook?Okay, I love cooking.What do you like - a cat and a car of course, what else can I love that?Job – What is my job for?Can you give them a salary? ?So, the brand of the car - we write red, as usual!Who does it matter, let them take for a blonde))Blue, fucking would they know about the rubies??Al let them envy, cat, 7kg, red, I will still post a photo.What do you most appreciate in life - well as any normal man - to eat, sleep))Listen, but it seems to me that with such a questionnaire will only alphons behave?Enough, we’ve gone through this topic!They just need money, but I’m stupid.Damn I look at it, right?Do I look at men?And so good, there is a job, there is a car, there is a cat, I will soon buy an apartment - a man in general?He went to the ass of this dating site, went better layers to do!
She removes the writing and goes away.I’m a fool or she’s a fool, right?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №66676
 07.07.2012
From our window we can see a lot of stones.
Only a little out of our window.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №66675
 07.07.2012
Do you like to read other people’s text messages? I don’t mean, of course, your wife or husband or children – don’t go on the phone to a loved one, unless, of course, you’ve not noticed an incoming call from the Joyful Drawer. Although, you know, my acquaintance turned very cleverly – she called the lover a megaphone. He knew about it and therefore tried to send SMS of this nature. Dear subscriber of Megaphone! We are very pleased that you have been using our reliable and, most importantly, strong connection for a whole year. Assuming that you are not yet fully satisfied with the quality of our services, we offer you to participate in the "Bonus for all entries" promotion tomorrow. If you receive at least three incoming calls, each lasting at least 20 minutes, you will receive a dinner for two at the restaurant you choose. “Your megaphone.”

[ + 47 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66674
 07.07.2012
Admission Commission: What is your mother’s name?
Student: I don’t remember
Acceptance Commission: Sadly
I’ll call my dad, I’ll know. He really begins to call Dad: Dad, what is Mom’s name?
Acceptance Commission: At the same time, clarify how the father is called
Student in the telephone: Dad, and you?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66673
 07.07.2012
The most important thing at the right time to pretend like a fool)) every girl can do this)

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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66672
 07.07.2012
Which religion is professed in Turkey?
It is tourism.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66671
 07.07.2012
XXX: Freemans were ruled by naives. So they have the power of the naibaat (like the caliphate, the sultanate, etc.). D is
Yyy: Naibaat is in Russia. And the Freemans have the power of the Nazis.

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66670
 07.07.2012
Only Mother carries us all life.
9 months in the stomach, up to 3 years
All your life in your heart!
YYY: and neck

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №66669
 07.07.2012
Where did the expression "dare to call" come from?
From Windows 95.

[ + 17 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66668
 07.07.2012
I take the bus to work. In front of me sit two girls, seven or eight years old, and enthusiastically discuss the boys:
Have you ever done this?? to
– No
Are your months already coming?
– No
So what are you pretending? You have to fuck now, as long as there is no monthly, then you will definitely not fly!

I am in the car.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66667
 07.07.2012
In the Edinburgh Zoo, the main attraction is the giant panda, which was recently brought from China, advertisements of these panda are seen throughout the city. In the zoo, someone wrote disappointedly:
No Kung Fu from Pandas – WTF?? to

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