Comments on the closure of MMM-2011

The 2011 Idiot Census is over.
The idiots of 2012 are beginning.
Succeed to register!

The xxx:
I came home with a note on the table: “I’m okay, I’m at my grandmother.”
I sit and think: husband or son?

It was today in Gorky Park, there in front of the main entrance, across the road, a large inscription "Rosgosstrah" and their emblem (from a distance the emblem looks like an eagle with wings down). The first thought is "Low Morality".

xxx: Tell me if there is any resource where you can find a lot of information about creating websites on Ucoz's, its description, etc. Only text is interested, video lessons are not welcome.
Off forum is not suitable for me, there is also little interesting thing on Google... Who knows...
No one has insulted Google yet.

My talent will soon be valued by millions.
Would you say Maverick? Is it you?

XXX: Funny thing about genetics. If the parents have blood type 1 and 4, then the children will have 2 and 3.
YYY: This is the hernia. My mother I have father IV, and I have I. My wife IV, and our child IV.
XXX is yes. I have two bad news for you.
ZZZ: Here smells of two divorces

The old man wrote in our group on Facebook:
The fucking guys!! I did not expect such a turn, even during the session!!! to
All of:
What has happened?!?! AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA panic
She is:
I broke my nail.

I love the old man.

by koguroff:
I have noticed that our footballers have a very advanced AI.
They always play at the competitor level.
To make it difficult and interesting.

SMS after the first night with a new girl in her territory "you have my ass content left". All day trying to remember if I was washing myself in the morning in the toilet, I thought "Imbiciloid! I found something to ruin!" Then it came to me that she meant a little bit, a mediator and a couple of happy tickets that I had to put out of my back pocket because they prevented me from pitting my ass)))

“Bill, I’ll beat and I’ll beat. And I didn’t promise you to get in the door.

Juliya: I look for vacancies for the position of art director
What should a self-respecting art director do?
Juliya: from responsibilities usually: organization and conducting events, attracting partners, advertising and marketing, positioning of the institution...)
I usually look at professions through the prism of a possible apocalypse.
Ilya: that is, imagine the situation - a giant meteorite is coming to the world, and you are an art director.

My boyfriend is leaving the city... maybe he won’t come back... but we still meet... the only one. He gave me the right to choose, he gave me the freedom to choose.
Yyy: The owner gave Dobby a socks...

Will you be in the city?
Go away, I am busy.
XXX: Let It Go
XXX I am starting. Anapa
Tagged: Athens
XXX is your mother.

Read the news on Yandex:

In Vnukovo Russian footballers met OMON.

I am jealous of my friend.
His wife, when it comes time to read a fairy tale for the night to their seven-month-old child, opens Wikipedia and reads in an epic voice something like "Tachion" - a hypothetical particle moving faster than the speed of light, as opposed to the ordinary particles called in theoretical works on tachyons "Tardions".
Motivating this by the fact that the brain immediately gets used to the complexity and diversity of information in our difficult world!

Hello, I need to register a new employee.
Admin: The girl has a name
Man will do the rest.

DIMAKOVAL: guy how to see how much I have a video card?
When did you buy a computer? Well or not.
DIMAKOVAL: yesterday
ROMATORBA: aa, well means you have a video card for 1 day

Maybe he has another, what do you think?
Idiots who will behave with him.
Even better...

I read the news:
In Pless will build a public toilet, which will be built in the area of the bus station. For the construction of the facility allocated 2 223 290 rubles."

Pleased with comments:
One is good guys! I so understood the fourth floor will be, with gasoline and TC (well where without the TC)? You have to put a million dollars on toilet paper.

2: I have an apartment that is not worth so much :'(

This is not a 2-storey toilet. Only there, instead of toilets on the 2nd floor, the holes will be on the first floor. The second floor is for VIP persons. They will strike straight on the heads of the ordinary people, so that they know who they are, so that they do not rise up and remain silent.

There is a sign: to find out the gender of a child in a small time - you need to ask the older child! They often guess. I went with my husband (his name is Oleg) to a five-year-old nephew:
I: Who do you think we will be born? Girl or Boy?
Q: You will have a girl, and Oleg will have a boy!
I: O_o