Apparently, the first person who had exclusively his own opinion was the ancient Egyptian architect IMHOTEP.

by 111. Why did you marry such a fool?
by 222. The computer is always free.

I understand, of course, that we have been frightened for 70 years by corrupting capitalism, but what fucking 20 years have we been demonstrating it?? to

I that the evil was on the former (nearly escaped), here someone comes in and rubs that she is Masha and that you need to get to know, etc. I say to her, do you need it? You don’t see me without a car, I’m not clothed with clothes, well, I don’t have the desire or the possibility to hold you, your fucking mother and father of an alcoholic!! to
She looked at me somewhat strangely, as if even offended, and then asked:
How do you know my parents?

In the news: "In the Urals found a financial pyramid with the logo of Sberbank"

It sounds like an archaeological discovery.)

In the light of the new law on rallies, I think it is necessary at least to fine the Russian national team for unauthorized mass march on the field.

charoddey > Help find the game of the year 2002..the hero came to visit a friend who disappeared. The hero has a medallion with magic.it was necessary to kill all his relatives-every trolls and vampires.

D-Lain > It feels like you are about Clive Barker's Undying. Only there the acquaintance did not disappear anywhere, and relatives are not vampires or reverts.

charoddey > it is her. Thank you huge.

I read about the Olympics in London.
In the modern five-fighting has changed the format of competitions: running and shooting will be combined into one competition.
Pursuit is now officially an Olympic sport.

I’m 25 and I’m getting closer to the age when girls 10 years younger than me will look less young.

My sister made another cooking masterpiece. Before serving on the table, he says to his husband:
C - Serjoja, if you fill this with mayonnaise, then from now on you will have everything with mayonnaise.
I’m not afraid of mayonnaise.
C -... including shower, tea and underwear!!! to

Question: What are you ready for for your husband?
One of the answers: I’m ready to give him a puzzle if he doesn’t believe I’m ready for him.

The red car is stronger.

We don’t know if birds attract certain colors. Apparently, much more important is the place where the car is parked,” said a representative of the British Society of Ornithologists.
Yyy: Well, he’s right, I’ve noticed that if the car is in the garage, the birds are sick of it less.

Alexander is
Have you seen the sting? A small defenseless creature, almost without a leg.
Svetlana
Small and defenseless. She is a child of a stranger!

Straga: Beer festival, people three hundred people, and beer is sold immediately in litre bowl, many have been sitting for a long time, but there are no pleasant drunkards. I go to the toilet there two cleaners clean up and the other says: You know, I have such a feeling that here everyone from Smolensk suffered.

The xxx:
"The damage received by the ‘six’, according to the Thumens, is greater than that of Bentley."(c) In my opinion, a cool phrase )))

YYYY :
Only an unprepared and ignorant person can say this. Do you know what it’s like to change the wing on the six, for example? You yourself try to cut it, then you understand that along the upper base you will not cut, you need a thinner disk, you go to the market, buy a thin disk from Ulugbek, break it right away, you go to look for a seller, who for his 178 rubles has long bought an aul at home and is secured for the rest of his life. You cut off the wing with a tooth, buy a new one, you see what about the ground was forgotten there, you remove the paint, like the skin from the burned back, friends advise you to know Uncle Vasyu (there is in every yard) who will cheaply boil your wing up with your legs and back forward... After painting you grind the inaccuracies with nitroemalia, and sometimes paint with guash. But Bentley what? I went to the service and that’s all. by Tifou. The bourgeois.

For whom do you suffer in the match Germany-Italy?
for the fascists.
LOL, for what is it?

xxx: 27.06.2012 - the same day that Doc and Marty moved in the movie "Back to the Future".)))
yyy: the shit.. flying skateboards and clothes that do not fit the size itself((((
There is internet and cats.
YYY: Do you live like that?
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AB: Today at 8 a.m. I accidentally heard about the sports news of the ONT, about yesterday’s match Spain-Portugal, commentator:
"The best moment was for Cristiano Ronaldo, but he was over the gate"

My employee had a birthday yesterday. In the morning, the supply department bought flowers (all as appropriate, a gift from the management). Lunch cake, congratulations and flowers. And today she was asked to go to the supply department, to schedule for receiving flowers, because. This is the top of the bureaucracy.

I also took a village cat, like a boy. This fell into the entrance run out, I catch him, so as not to escape, and there is a small mouse. My cat saw this miracle and with a wild full of horror "Mayaa!!"Ballow back into the apartment.
For two days the cat sat under the couch, refusing to go out even to eat (((