A real tester always has a fair number of blueprints.
Having grabbed his forehead, he must try to repeat the mistake.

Have you seen that you have two delicious footprints of a football ball on your door?
XHH: on the right side
WOW: yesterday, there and on the intersection of the back bumper with the wing another trace, a child near the house is playing football
Hahaha, they are good...
Have you seen a necklace from their ears on my neck?

Goodbye, the evil, boring, cruel, terrible real world. Soon I will be dirty for you forever.

You girl, what did you leave? Don’t worry, you’ll find another. Do you want me to come to you? Will I sit with you?

Olli, come here if you want.

I will be in half an hour.

(21:39:12) Olga is offline.

(21:39:13) Seed: What do you set up?

The devil, the third. I will probably play tomorrow.

All two years considered himself a good designer of layouts, but it was time to move on, and started searching for vacancies for the best job, deciding to submit it to the boss in the form of an undercover: in his folder in the general documents on the server, where employees rarely look, he created a folder of vacancies and put five options. I pointed out to the boss - suddenly they will catch up with the raised salary, and I kindly decide to stay, and I got the answer: "I have dropped a couple of you there, look. You’re still a fig designer"... boring...

During the 1980 Olympics in Moscow was a live broadcast of the Olympic fire. I saw on TV: the runner carried a torch, and a special car was driving nearby. Suddenly the fire in the torch was extinguished. The runner just drove him into the open window of the special car and pulled him out burning again. Olympic fire in Greece. Teleportation was there.

As far as I remember, a special escort car in 1980 carried a special burner, the fire of which was lit from the Olympic. This burner burned continuously and was needed precisely in the case of a force majeure with a torch of a runner.

I don’t know... go go.

Fighter: O_O

Cody: Get warm

I wanted to start clinging to the neighbor.

Blue is a file.
M is?
And while Aralock was beaten, the blood went through the nose. And to wipe out no time, fight because, only smashed on the face, the table fell, the hands, the key. and. and. and.
and )
Everything would be nothing. Do not come to me at this time, grandmother. and. and. When I, in the blood, tap on the keyboard and scratch into the monitor incomprehensible words.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“She’ll never believe me again that a computer isn’t a machine that makes me crazy.”

The Duma is reading a bill on censorship on the Internet, in particular, on the closure of Wikipedia. Earlier, the new Minister of Education announced the reduction of budget seats in universities. The Detective Conspiracy?

xxx:In the beginning, when I was jailed with two aunts over 30, I was in mourning. And here I sit, and the aunt discusses the recipes. I didn’t have breakfast, until lunch three hours, inside everything burst, saliva drops, and these sadists argue, they put oil in the chicken or the soup is poured.Blajajajajajajaja... I didn’t stand, I say, what do you do, I live on one of the peelings and chips, and you are a chicken, a chicken.They quieted so, then they excused, and such a poor man, like on one of the chips, you live alone, without parents. And now I’m in full chocolate, aunts are pulling me home food not only for lunch, but also to take home.
YYY: What is the minus? The ugly?
XXX: No, you are cute guys. You can pull electricity with serious intentions, or another cake with rat poison will be.

YYY: Did you study psychology as an interview? I think what questions to ask?
xxx:no usually run on the resume, look at the adequacy of a person and all that.
yyy: more and more difficult in fact, resume and adequacy is not enough) I need to know how much an executive person is. Will he do whatever I say?
yyy:I came up with the question "Kiss me shoes" :D

Luckily all the office cried)) throw the poster on the print "Factors that negatively affect young soldiers" one of the factors "intelligence"... and you will not argue))

I heard on the radio, apparently, the wife’s congratulations:
Dear Dima, I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday, I wish you to remain as happy, sensitive, caring and loving. To my warm words join your loving children, brother and parents. We all love you very much and want to put you the song "The Forest Eagle".

Questions and Answers:
%nickname %
How to get the same chocolate as in the shops?

The best answer:
by 4821
Buy chocolate in the store to melt and pour into the shape.

Close porn sites and home-2, rather than Wikipedia. We are against the closure of Wikipedia.

No, if you’re a loser, it’s for the rest of your life. Decided in which century to disassemble the dishes. I opened the closet and took a pot. Around the closet, the covers of the pot fell and hardly hit my leg. When I bended behind the lid, the door from the closet sharply clogged and with all of it knocked me on the head... Sitting down to drink tea - spread it, pouring some papers. I saved the papers, but when my mother came, it happened, because it was not that report, not that kind of thing.
Wear a talisman for good luck :)
She wore it. But he broke the chain and I lost him.

XXX - And in general, I'm not such a puppy... I also have a serious crime on my conscience. A tragic whisper: I am a murderer.
Who did you bring to the grave, murderer? Have you eaten someone’s brain? (Do not be offended)
In the summer I always rested in the village. My grandfather’s dog had a girlfriend, a frog. Every night she jumped to the doorstep, sat next to the dog, and so they sat together until night.
Was the frog friends with the dog?! to
Yes, this dog was also friends with the goat, and their duck only walked in the yard with the chromed chicken. Not about that talk. One evening I jumped up the stairs and jumped right on that frog...She was sitting on the staircase, I didn’t notice her. Horror... So far, as I remember, it’s just bad done :((( The dog was so long missed, I waited for it...
It was not a frog, it was a frog! He didn’t go to the dog, he looked after you. And you have released your prince enchanted by the sandals! Oh you, grandmother, sit now alone and don’t write to me anymore. I can’t talk to the killer.

I, a healthy cock-130kg at a height of 183cm, after selling my MB I ride my wife's car (gets), and now the story: I prayed early in the morning for business, came for my wife, and she took lunch for me from home. I took her to the jeu, alone, I think I'll wait for her, while I wait for her, I sat back, I'm sitting, I'm not touching anyone... the front windows are open... some type passed by, I saw a car without a driver, I looked around and approached. I have from anticipation up the breath of the spire))) he will pay for the belt in the window, I catch him for the shelf and ask: that cat, fuck wanted to? I go out and fuck it!! I think he would build the 9th floor alone)))

Today I went to the post office of Russia, I needed to send an order letter. It turned out that letters from the department could not be sent. The employee responsible for sending reduced, but you can transfer money, pay receipts, buy different shit, but the letter can not be sent!!! They said that in August the employee will appear, then you can come.

I slipped on the ice today. And nothing but in the yard in July. Be damned by this ice cream fish kiosk.

Red_Dragon: Have you changed your job? How is it?))
Chaos: The Zoo
Red_Dragon: Is it all so bad?
Chaos: No, just the director's surname Bykov, his deputy - Sinitsyn, accountants - Zhukov, Voronov, Zaitsev and a man from the IT department with the surname Belokon))) And I - Kotovsky)) I was so told: welcome to our zoo))