X: I go to work tomorrow.
Tomorrow I go to the aquapark.
What kind of aquapark
U: that is, the meaning of the phrase has not changed?

<...>You go for yourself, you think of the exalted, about Paganine, Mozart and other artists, or there about the rebirth of Russia from the knees <>

First, learn to write the name Paganini correctly.
Secondly, these people (I hurry to upset you), Nifiga are not artists, they are MUSICANTS, composers, fuck you derry!!!! to
Third, Russia’s renaissance from its knees is a bit incorrect, but you, with your own brain, clearly do not understand this.

The fool.

I inherited the Plyushkin gene from my mother. Therefore, every time I pulled out of the washing machine another pair of socks, I did not throw it out, but stuck it in the box of the wardrobe, with everyone else. Well, there, maybe when I make a toy from the socks for a child. Or I will buy the same pair, and the machine will swallow one socks again - I will have a normal pair again.
So here. I was looking for a couple in the box yesterday. At least one. No matter how much she did, she could only find 14 (fourteen) multi-caliber socks. Psychanula pulled out the box and dropped all the contents on the floor. There were three pairs of socks. I don’t know why, but I looked into the hole left in the box. She found pairs to the remaining 11 socks and two other pairs not counted. As it turned out, the lower box was already the remaining 10 centimeters, and the falling socks did not prevent him from moving to the end. I’ll go and apologize to the washing machine for all the diarrhea it received from me.

You have a lot more friends on Facebook than you think. So I want to answer: "I care much less than you think.".

X: Yesterday this Persian was killed in Diablo.
Q: Judging by the infernal name, is this a game? I am deeply indifferent to her, but let me ask why did they kill this Iranian?

Washbar: With the roads a gesture is made, the asphalt is removed and a new one is not laid.
Marginal: This is a new level of guy, they started to tore him stupidly.

he is a real admin, he has the number on the car e256he

I don’t want to take pills.
White Rice: I will introduce a cliché. ]:->
XX: In general, you don’t have a cliché.and :P
Do you know why the pill is in the middle? ]:->
xxx: No
X is half broken.
When the patient refuses to take the medicine, it is inserted into the ass and twisted with a screwdriver.
White Rice: I have an opening. ]:->
I will stay at work, I will not go home. :D

Shadow: I understand that he didn’t live with a regular woman before, and was used to sleeping alone, but... I’ll probably have to enroll in self-defense courses.
and Pollyanna?
Shadow: Only last night, I earned my elbow in the stomach twice, and once almost in the eye. The next day, he wondered where the blacks came from. The eyes are innocent. He is sure he sleeps quietly all night.
Pollyanna: I know how I solved this question? I have two blankets at once (well or bedbugs in the summer).
Shadow: So we are not fighting for the shadow, I immediately gave it up to him. He just sleeps very restlessly.
Pollyanna: Take two anyway. As it starts to rotate, you quickly peel it into one, like a mummy. It will not turn up until morning. Come to me today, I will train you on my little one.

My mom went to the sanatorium for 2 weeks with a girlfriend (so it went, for free), my dad looks at me and says:
“Son, while there is no mommy, you will be my wife.”

I cook, clean my dishes.
I know how I miss my mom.

I wore my socks in the presence of my wife.
Socks in pairs, pairs in pairs, after which I am happy to say:
- Here are those with holes (I point to a bunch), and these are without holes.
I say to my wife at the same time:
I need to shake.
I: I have to remember.

The uncomfortable moment is when the printer is assembled and the hex of the reducer lies on the table.

Record on the wall:

Epic scales of events unfold under my windows!
Chicken dads in nightclubs, a couple of drunk shoe girls and a bunch of black kittens scattered in the apophysis of domestic violence.
Have you ever seen fat Kazakh women over 50 jumping fucking other girls with their legs in the skin? I squealed a little...

Yurets: The case was at work yesterday:
A non-Russian man with a small son is arranged. Well, the man there is, she tells what she needs... and the boy doesn’t say a word. Here one of his colleagues sneezes, and the little one gives him loudly:
What, fucking, was he sick?and "
(from the White House)

XXX: I can’t do it anymore! For 20 hours in a row, under the window, some alchemy speaks in a loud voice to a prostitute who lives on the floor above. About this: "You are a fucking fool! I love you! You are a fucking mannequin! I love you! You are gnide! How can you not understand that I love you! You are a mosquito! Let me, I want to embrace you, I want to see your eyes and kiss them! If you don’t let it go, I’ll put you in the psychic, along with your fucking psychopathic mommy! You are a salesman! You sell your mother for a bubble! I love you!"
XXX: With closed windows it is hot, and with open it is nauseous. Aaaah!by 11
Rescue my mosque! and :(

Mothers remember it! When you are photographed, you have to say "syr", not "utyug"!

Countess Vishna: On two tests on the strip... So if you put the tests next door: there will be two! Is it pregnancy?

Winnie Pooh))): and if you put 3 tests.yes with one strip.it will have the title of sergeant)))))))

The girl on the forum Nick HAHR. And under the avatar is the signature cry of the soul: "I am not HAHR! I am Nana!and "

After the publication of the names of all participants of the MMM-2011, Sergei Mavrodi will be awarded the Order of Hero of Russia - for the census of the fairy ducks of the Russian Federation and the CIS countries.

Shi: I imagine the voice of a wanderer in the jpg
Shi: "shshsh... after a hundred meters shsh, turn left shsh, after two kilometers shsh, go to the dark side of shsh"
Nuri: It’s more for the subway )))
Tagged: rghg
Nuri: "the transition to the dark side"
The "Attention! The train arrives at the final station of Kupčino, exit to the dark side!