Description of the Vampire Extinction Kit:
1880 Romania
The Gospel, osin colas-crucifixions and a wooden hammer for their killing, garlic extract in bottles and a syringe for its intravenous administration, a silver pinch and spikes for removing spikes.

The commentary:
Something tells me that from garlic intravenously not only vampires will die)

Giving a sister a site structure to plan is like giving a pedophile a playground to plan.

Miss Ah:

we sit in the courtyard of the 9th floor - through the road a children's playground, flanked by a fence

Once in a while from the children's playground a football ball flows out on the road.
They send for the smallest ball.
and through this road often cars go out, turn, some stop - wait until the boy takes the ball some do not notice
It's dangerous at all, and the ball is flying out again - somehow it's hard to worry - and will it not stifle the small car?
And I say:
So if they throw out the ball again and send the little one again, I’ll take the ball, snuck it off and put it in their ass!! to
Olya through laughter:
Why Do You Suck?
I am
As in a machine with a faint face:
Well, how... these are kids...

As I decided to have children, it was time to have grandchildren.

From the magazine at our workshop.
Description of the problem: the client's laptop does not find the network card.
Repair: went to the call at 15-00, eliminated overheating, looked for a driver, found and put late, left to drink tea and overnight.

The quieter the child sits in the neighboring room, the worse to enter.

Before I started listening to the headphones, I decided to ask for advice from the audiophiles — say, what secrets are, which side of the world is better to approach the table, and so on. The flow of wisdom flowing into my unprepared head left a stunning impression. If we put it very briefly, then, it turns out, the testing of any acoustics should start with playing on it for 100 hours of special audio discs with white noise. The records must be purchased from a small English company for £499 per copy. Copies of disks are not suitable: on them the noise becomes not white enough. This action is carried out to curl to the right of left-turned torsion fields and harmonize copper and nickel harmonics. After 100 hours, the cable must be carefully massaged in order to melt the silver atoms that have leaked from long lying present in all good cables. Anything that is cheaper than $100 should not be tested, but with disgust on the face to throw into the fork.

c) The Mango

XXX: How are you there?

YYY:Hello) to the question "how are you
There?)" I would like to answer:
In the lower layers.
society all
The farmers have begun.
Smell the fields and sow the grain! and u
You are there, O.
The bourgeoisie?? to

The bourgeoisie has everything.
It is established)
We eat shrimp, we drink noble
Beer in general
In the afternoons we wander, and
We do business during the day.
Evening with love.)
p.s I go in the morning ?

YYY: What is it? The bourgeoisie too.
and cacao?O_O

We sit on the beach and drink beer. Two sympathetic ladies pass by, approaching the water.
The First Barishna says, “If water is not ice, I will kill you.” My friend says, “Kill, Water is Water!” and they couldn’t drink beer for an hour.

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There are no such numbers in my head. 19 billion dollars
A few hundred kilometers of Russian roads to build :)

seberya: Given that in recent years the cinema is just filled with reminders, I am surprised how nobody has thought of re-filming "The arrival of the train to La Ciotat station" in 3D.

Imagine you are 40. You have a family, two children, a dog, a foil factory, a bunch of loans... And here comes a letter from Hogwarts...

I don’t know whether to rejoice or be upset after that night when I started sexually harassing my drunken wife, kicking her for intimate places, and she said through the dream, “Mashenka, not today, well let go to sleep!”

XXX is
I’m scared of Diablo... I probably won’t even start it.
XXX is
And I'm afraid that when I get rid of her, the beard will tick the heels))))
HHH
I am afraid of the cows...

My daughter, three years old, with such a pleasant childish accent yesterday stated - "Yes, how dare you, daddy, blaspheme me, I'm right in my statements!" I took a cigarette, left the house, and said quietly - "blaspheme! What is it?"

by JJ

The post about how the author was given a cyclist, and he was in a disassembled form and he was tormented by collecting it.

XHH: You have not yet seen a garden house, which should be made of six cubes of unstranged boards. There was no manual attached to him. Only a tail.

Former classmates are in contact:
"Ophigete, almost a year has passed. A little more, and we are no longer first-class..."
The first comment:
"... and the recruiters"

The Discovery Channel (USA)
“Chernobyl is a terrible and dangerous place. After all, from here only sixty miles to the border with Russia.”

He said, “I am forever confused.Yes, old age is no joy.
1 – Not modest
She: 2. cries but acknowledges it
Do you keep all these lists?? to
She: I was just joking [...]
No sense of humor