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Comment on the tracker to the distribution with naked girls doing yoga:
- You want to believe it or not - but it was this video that once long ago prompted me to do yoga myself (-: First out of curiosity, and then I got involved. For a year and a half as I am doing - the shoulders are up, the lungs and the liver do not hurt. I was cold and almost stopped. I feel great, guys!
Will we meet at 2am today?
Come on, how can I recognize you?
Are you fucking? I am your mother!
No, I am not a fierce warrior for the rules of the Russian language. But write to the girl "you admire"!!! Could you??? I read it twice to find out who I am.
I put a soft sign. The Boy, Oga
We are Soviet people and we still live in the USSR.
YYY : Why?
There was no sex in the USSR XD
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And so on, and so on, are you mocking? I graduated from the institute (two higher), music school, language courses, driving, sports sections, general education lectures and courses and I never met a foolish person! Where are you climbing? Change your contact circle immediately! Go to an open lecture on economics/law/art at the Conservatory! Look at the interesting, live and unlimited people! And stop writing here about the poor, they should be regretted, and not pined at every opportunity.
The Health Forum:
I constantly go to bed at 3-4 in the morning, I don’t get enough sleep, chronic fatigue and, as a result, bleeding under my eyes. Help to establish the regime.
Welcome to the Fight Club.
Tomorrow the water will be turned off for two days.
Y is fucking. by Fuck! (The cat rushes into the room) I didn’t call you!
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Ekaterina Seletskaya
In Cinderella’s place, I’t have contacted the local prince.
How bad is his health if a young man, in his pants, in his hometown did not catch a girl in uncomfortable shoes, a lush dance dress, and generally the first time in a strange building.
George Schwarzman
Probably he was in shit.
Probably many people know the time when they just turn off the heat in the house, and it is sharply warm outside. To go to the store, you must, on the contrary, dress up and wear shorts, shorts, etc.
And here in one such "walk" I hear - a little girl from the playground screams - "MAMA!! I have burned!and "
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XX: These advertisements are really hideous. Here, when I visited my father’s house in the deepest of Zamkadhia in January, I encountered a stunning advertisement:
Oh, how cold it is in January,
Comfort in the yard.
Take loans at the NNN-Bank!"
And a photo of a child in a puffy hat with the eyes of a whitening white...
Ask me.ru
Continue the rhythm: we are dangerous boobies.
WOW: but after yesterday, we are heroic... but we will drink tea with mint, and even if it is roast and memories, but a good spirit, and full of spirit, we continue to build again, yes! We are building dams, through the glaciers, away from all this mess, from this false, strong in spirit, we will live, love with you on the edge of the earth, because it is so beautiful to be loved, we are with you alone, I do not understand why you are angry with me, I have grown up and changed I am not that bobber boy!
KrOL: I was surprised yesterday on the street that gave me how uncomfortable it became.)
The cavalier said so.
Tagged with: narval oдуванов ograpku
Kroll: and let them give to all passing girls with mothers
Where my dad was not there ?
I have chosen such sympathizers.
The little ones are ashamed of taking something from the strangers when they give.
This is where my mom came to me.)
It was not good with us.
Krol: so it did not make me so ;)
Croll: once mistaken boy gave, but quickly understood.
Kroll: I took and grit...you don’t need you, you’re not a girl
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Why is Dr. Ibolith painted everywhere in children’s hospitals?
He is a veterinarian.
c) I do not know
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Every grass grows, every flower blooms!
Belfigor: And each of these creatures seeks to insert in the environment some kind of ugliness that causes me a blead allergy!
xxx: I am sending copies of documents to the boss by mail now)
The subject of the letter: "Tacutes to the Thief"
When will I be fired for all this shit? xd
My neighbor met my daughter yesterday. First I put a bottle, let’s see what kind of man you are. And when they persuaded her, he threw her out of the apartment, shouting: my daughter does not need alkas!! to
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I think it’s a crossword.
Question (literally):"A child’s circle around the tree."
Master Yoda, are you that?
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In order for the girl to be better glued, she must first be de-fetted.
I return from class. A girl passes past me with a phone at the ear and gives an epic phrase: “Yes, she knows French by the mouth.” Indeed, it is a skill worthy of Chuck Norris.
A friend told him how he was called several times in a row by a strange aunt with the same question: "Is this a clinic?" For the first time, he courteously replied that she was wrong with the number. The next time I said "No, this is an apartment". For the third time annoyingly advised to check the correctness of the number. Finally, for the fourth time, apparently, quite desperate, destined to burn out "Well, come, I will look at you".)