Grandmothers near the transition trade cats, and a whole row next to it. I went to see what it was about: it turned out, cats are ordinary, but on the box where they are sitting it was written ''Cavaliers'' (!)

A wicked man wrote to me:
The Sushi?
I answered:
Just a bite!
Released immediately!

In the center of Kiev saw an announcement:
'' I am going to sell a goat. White with a speck on the rye. The female is not older. Milk gives a lot, very handy. and Mania. It affects the goat and the infection. This is not the case.'

In the United States, there is a charity Orangutan Outreach, which trains monkeys to work with iPads. On their site you can see photos and videos: monkeys successfully play games and even call relatives to neighboring zoos via Skype.

This is what Apple’s target audience is.

We took our daughter to the zoo of domestic animals. The zoo was unattended, mountains were shit everywhere. The first impression is a lot of mess. Wherever you look, someone must meet. directed to something. Even snakes crashed - for the first time in my life I saw them do it, although the possibilities seemed to have been enough. During the stay in the zoo, we managed to visually compare the amount of shit produced by indouts and straws. To see how interesting and, a little embarrassing the spectators, met the wild cock. Distinguish a fucking pig from a fucking donkey (it’s hard! The guard told us. Well, and a bonus - I went into someone's shit and for a long time forged the rifle-foot pads of a barefoot. The zoo is shit.

“I remember with my first in the car decided to try, and took his mother’s keys from the car, split.. Then yes and forgot to close the window.. So this is such a picture with oil - my foot from the window of the car, on it as a flag the cowards swing, and next to the window is his mother and with silent surprise looks at everything that is happening... then opens his mouth and gives a brilliant phrase - Denisca, there dinner on the plate, here you finish - warm up and eat with Angela there. Then I turned and left... I never laughed like then in my life, but I am ashamed of her until now...”

A well-known organ told me.
Call to Police:
“Come quickly, here two of my husbands are beating!
The pause...
It’s okay, he’s beating them.
A very short slide)))

[Commentary to the photo]

That’s what I understand, a girl. No excess cosmetics, Paphos. The natural beauty.
YYY: That is the guy.
XXX is fucking

Q: Is the curriculum running?
L: kicked out already :) I have been able to sleep for 2 hours :) such a... very postmodernist cursor worked out. Based on the work of the predecessors :)
M is mm. Postmodernism is cool! And the ambassador?
L: From the spices there is only the title :)
Conclusion, introduction and list of literature. and :)
L: Everything is broken :)
M is. Are you like a towel? Just warm up. x )
L: I have a cursor like fucking :) to throw out and never see :)

I realized that I was very poorly drawing when the cat looked at my drawings and began to bury them.

When it’s hot, cowards don’t wear clothes.

It is right to dress them in such a heat, let the cowards run dressed!

And they brought the Duche and the Führer to the field of defense of the troops... and a battle began, equal to which humanity did not know... The strongest of the Duche warriors was terrible and fearless - a huge fierce Negro with an Iroquois. He knew no mercy, and there were no equals to him... And he sowed darkness, and went to victory, terrible in his nakedness.
Ladies and gentlemen, this was Edward Radzinsky, the latest news of football. Further about the weather...

Alex: I’m not too cold, I’m not going to get married to her.
Sasha, you’re a man, you get married, you don’t get married. Have you married your ex-husband too?
Alex: also
Alexandra: And they also say that the grandmothers with the emancipation sum came together. What can they demand if the men themselves do not know who is the husband and who is the wife?
Alex: Sasha, these are your rollers, don’t get me into them.

In the cinema on the film "Apollo 18: Shots of the Soviet spacecraft, inside everything smoked, filled with blood, mountains of garbage. A tense moment, alarming music sounds. The main character: "What happened here?and "
Friend, a loud whisper: Something, you can’t see, the Russians were whispering!
Hysterical laughter in the back

I work as an admin in a budget institution. Today, once again, printing the official note on the promotion of Z / P, decided to show a fantasy:
" is very good.
A very respected and respected *name*! Below I ask you not to refuse my request and raise my salary to the number of thousands of whole (at the moment I get the number of thousands of whole), because my legs and legs have long since weakened, and my bread is more liquid and therefore I only trust in You, the Saviour!
What do you think of Prometheus?
And if seriously - tired of holding 4 floors of the network one for a penny...Sorry.

Alisey
Pepper and Cause. Have you invented this word yourself?

gvsmirnov
and negative. I persuasively acquired this vocabulary from non-fictional literature.

Alisey
“Perpetually” – I add obligatory to my lexicon!

If a person is irritated by small things, it means that something is not suitable for him in a big way.

I went to the bank to pay for the apartment. It is worth two rounds of people ten, joined one. We stand still. The guy in front of me is ringing the phone. His voice is guilty:
Yes, I am already going. In the trolleybus. Yes is. already soon.
and silence. 5 minutes passed. He calls again.
and yes. I go again. In a traffic jamming... honestly in a trolleybus. I will not be angry...until now.
Everyone is smiling. Five minutes later, I call again.
and yes. Well, now, there are a few stops... Well honestly I eat in the trolleybus.
Here to him turns a man and so confident bass:
We pay for the rear floor!
Someone from the neighborhood:
I have travel.
The man again:
The young man you have!? to
A guy on the phone:
I need to get my wallet. I will soon.
For the next 20 minutes, while we were in line, no one called him anymore.)

“Bash”

Boy, go to the store.
What about the magic word?
Shut off the internet!
I am already running!

I am already on C++.
Dmitry: Good at least not for rape))