Blessed be the fool who invented YouTube advertising before the video! I’ve been scared of TV all my life.

From the Eldorado website, from a review about the vacuum cleaner:

hair from the carpet does not collect for this you still need to buy a turbochip separately universal (owners of animals and women - take it right away, you will not regret)

Marla Zinger: On the third day, a ridiculous situation happened to me.
Marla Zinger: overnight at her match, awakened from the grinding of the grass-cutting machine, the homon of birds and the rumbling of trams.
Marla Zinger: Well, I’m giving out on the machine: "<name>, close the window" and for convincingness I’m pushing it to the side.
Marla Zinger: And here I understand that the name I named was not him, but the guy I just slept with recently, brotherly on the couch. You would see EETY’s eyes. I thought he would squeeze my pillow now. Annette turned to the other side and grabbed.
Marla Zinger: All the time before he woke up, I imagined paintings painted with the blood of virgins: how he first brutally kills me, then finds him, and just as brutally kills me.
Marla Zinger: I was afraid, and he stood up, kissed me and went for coffee. This is a dream amnesia.
Marla Zinger: But I still ask him with great concern to close the window, or suddenly remember details and characters.
Tagged with: ahahahahahahahah

My husband (with my light hand) decided to sit on a diet. I stayed there for a week and did not eat after six. The second started to collapse, I had to watch him. The third has gone. Everybody yesterday yesterday cried out that he could no longer, wanted a lot of food. Somebody calmed and went to bed. He seemed to have fallen asleep, and I was constantly waking up, he sat down like a diet, becoming upset. I hear something whisper:
Ma, Ma and Mom.
I think how lovely, Mom dreams, and then:
Mom, Mom and Mary.
Yes to! What is Mary? I listen to:
- Marin... Marin... (I make a pillow for suffocation)... marinated...
I have an O! His face and he:
- Cucumbers

I need to change something. and :)

In the far north, a boy was found with a diamond instead of a brain.
Scientists have long broken their heads.

XXX is
Give the power without bu and ne
YYYY
by Vladimir Leonidovich
XXX is
You are thrown out of the extreme.

I don’t understand people sometimes. End of working day. Street with permanent traffic jams (one large traffic jams), the situation is further aggravated by two railway transfers. One of the moves is closed, the grandmother in an orange vest comes out and begins to move. and Venice. Such a simple venom. Within 20 minutes the move opens.

The Social Network My World

Aaaa (girl) Almost all the guys call girls: 'za, rabbit' guys you think, will you catch cabbage and don't cheat carrots???!!!! to

Likes: bbb, ccc and 2 more people ((girls)

ddd (girl) ;-) this is right))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Eee (girl) straight to the point...

zzz (boy) Judging by your comments, girls date guys solely because of cabbage and carrots. So this is a profession, not love, my dear ones. The oldest way of earning.

XX: Well, it’s like in school. You scratch yourself on the party "Vanya+Manya", and then you shout up yourself: "No, I didn’t write it! It is not true! What fool has done this?", and you quietly think:"Maybe He will see, and think..."
xy: With knowledge of the case)) Admits, I wrote on the parties?))
XX: No, it wasn’t me who wrote it! It is not true! and :-)

Have you ever had anal sex?
Well, so for half a...
HHH: What is it?
And then she woke up.

Description for the tablet in the online store:

"Enchantment and humility Here are the three whales on which this cage stands. The third stands on the first two and smiles stupidly. It shows you how happy you are with your laptop. Have you already learned to do a careless gesture that you will now put your book on the table in front of acquaintances? If not, we will send you a video. We want you to be so cool."

Results of the CT in Russian and Belarusian languages: more than 4 thousand. No one was able to score the “minimum” 7 out of 100 on onliner'e:

skrim83: There is nothing to comment, the youth is dumb)))))
IvD: I totally agree, in one sentence you made two mistakes. Well, it’s through the gap, but it’s already so, prickers. and ;-)

From: Yes
For whom: BD
Subject: Request for time and cost of server assembly

Good day.
Information on the time and price of the server assembly is required.

This server was calculated earlier for the customer for the tender. In the end, we lost the tender. Now a winner of the tender is coming to us and wants to buy this server from us. Business in Russian.

thank you.

There was such a story this year.
Stopped acquainted mint of Tajik, says mouth "Your documents"
He gives him a certificate. of registration.
See the address: "Red Square House 1".
He asks: "Do you know where it is?"
and no.
I understand...
See the end date of registration: 31 February 2012. by Facepalm:
At first he wanted to let go, but then realized that such fools in this country did not have a place, and eventually deported him. I know it’s not funny, but it’s a real case.

xxx: I put gu on console apps for the whole semester
The teacher is pleased :)

XXX: I’m going to work today. Something cloudy mood, not sleeping, all that. I took my wife, we went, we kept silent. I sit, therefore, and think: "Before, when she was sitting on the right, she constantly laid my hand on my foot, smoothed, there, played. And now it’s not so..." I didn’t even have time to get upset about this, I feel – she smoothed my leg with a palm.
xxx: I think: "Opa! It works! Don’t waste a moment – a million! Right now at least right on the hood!"
XXX: And I’m imagining in the Prado Crusade :(

He had a headache, and a sort of rash appeared on the body, like an allergy. I went to the internet, browse medical sites to find out what the symptoms are. I learned that I have syphilis, gonorrhea and diathesis. I left the internet...

What kind of man did he get for 250 rubles? The engineers received 150-200.

Boy, in the USSR, and now in the Russian Federation, tocars and slugs earned and get much more than engineers. Engineers can be taught, and a good metallurgist is a gift from above, for them personnel are chased.

I walked past a children’s playground. The kids are arguing who is the coolest.
1: I am the coolest
I'm stronger than you, so I'm the coolest
And I hunted vampires at a New York cemetery!

And the affigel, and the two mouths opened.

I go on the street home, I look at some man 2 guys ask the road, he asks them "... well here right, meters to the wheel somewhere 228,5....", I come home, I check on the yandex, clearly two hundred twenty-eight and a half meters from the place where they stood until the first turn of O_o