I wanted to invite a husband to lunch, who works on the 2nd floor of an unbuilt house.
I am Jura! by Jura!
without answer. He repeated it a couple of times and kept silent.
I went to eat!! to
Yuri is going!
Not a shit?

Can we talk about coffee or do we need to talk about aphrochey?

(On life on the tropical island of Guam)

About the dangerous life - told the lady, who was after her husband to a local doctor. The uncle comes to the doctor, complains - said, the snake bitten. What kind of snake? The doctor asked, how did she look? And so, says the uncle, and takes a snake out of his pocket. So, after the bite, he pushed her into his pocket and went to seek medical help, and all this time the snake was biting his leg =)

Spain – France (2-0) after the match:
XXX: Cats Go Home / 2–0
YYY isp. With Ger. Will be in the final
ZZZ: the cockroaches have long been home

I am joking about football.
I am joking at the devil.
I want to joke.
I fucking day by day.
I want to sleep.

Russia is a generous soul.

Annual salary of all coaches of the teams participating in the European Championship - 2012.

Poland: Franciszek Smuda – 300 thousand The Euro.
Czech Republic: Mikhal Bilek – 200 thousand The Euro.
Greece: Fernando Santos – 500,000 The Euro.
Germany: Joachim Leo – 2.5 million The Euro.
Portugal: Paulo Bento – 1.5 million The Euro.
The Netherlands: Bert Van Marwijk – 1.8 million The Euro.
Denmark: Morton Olsen – 390 thousand The Euro.
Spain: Vicente del Bosque – 1.5 million The Euro.
Italy: Cesare Prandelli – 3 million The Euro.
Ireland: Giovanni Trapattoni – 1.5 million The Euro.
Croatia: Slaven Bilic – 160 thousand The Euro.
Ukraine: Oleg Blokhin – 600 thousand of dollars.
Sweden: Eric Hamren – 400,000 The Euro.
France: Laurent Blanc – 1.2 million The Euro.
England: Roy Hodgson – 2 million of pounds.

Russia: Dick Advocate – 7 million The Euro.

SMS of correspondence:
X: Yesterday my mail was broken. Yesterday I changed the roof! I remember a great man. Well, now, the second day I am changing the names of the great men and all so far FIG!!! to
Y: There should also be a question of control
X: And I’m sorry that I have to answer the question "trata?" Fuck how I hate my non-trivial brain!!! to

<_Walking> yesterday a terrible insect came into my head
<_Batya_> thought?)

Religion and war combine equally well.
Like dry grass and burning torch.

Odeni: I can’t tell you how I don’t tolerate garbage.

Evgeny: So my compliments have become more galantine and brilliant, or the new Volkswagen has started to attract more and more girls :))

Dear members of Gazprom! We have many contracts with European countries to supply OUR natural wealth! And if you don’t want to share directly, buy the German national team and make it the Russian national team!!! From Check

From the discussion of the news "The Post of Russia will deal with the issue of debit cards":

XXX: I can see the situation. You pay in any store with a card "Post of Russia", and you in response: "Sorry, your card does not pass - at the mail lunch".

If you want to change the world, then at least try not to eat overnight.

Russia is a generous soul.

Annual salary of all coaches of the teams participating in the European Championship - 2012.

Poland: Franciszek Smuda – 300 thousand The Euro.
Czech Republic: Mikhal Bilek – 200 thousand The Euro.
Greece: Fernando Santos – 500,000 The Euro.
Germany: Joachim Leo – 2.5 million The Euro.
Portugal: Paulo Bento – 1.5 million The Euro.
The Netherlands: Bert Van Marwijk – 1.8 million The Euro.
Denmark: Morton Olsen – 390 thousand The Euro.
Spain: Vicente del Bosque – 1.5 million The Euro.
Italy: Cesare Prandelli – 3 million The Euro.
Ireland: Giovanni Trapattoni – 1.5 million The Euro.
Croatia: Slaven Bilic – 160 thousand The Euro.
Ukraine: Oleg Blokhin – 600 thousand of dollars.
Sweden: Eric Hamren – 400,000 The Euro.
France: Laurent Blanc – 1.2 million The Euro.
England: Roy Hodgson – 2 million of pounds.

Russia: Dick Advocate – 7 million The Euro.

The hardest thing is getting a woman to work. Everyone needs eighteen-year-old girls with thirty years of work experience, with two educations and adult children.

xxx: I used to have a hammer knock through the wall, and now here is the sound of the perforator.
YYY: It is perfectly normal. I also used to have a grandmother’s oral behind the wall, and now the baby is oring.

A: When I was a kid, we had a hamburger in the first McDonald’s opened in Minsk, which cost 9 million dollars.

And may this cottage, divided among us equally, be the eternal symbol of our indestructible friendship.
Go on, she is mine!

My monitor burned up.
How do monitors burn? Tell me.
The monitor went through the forest.