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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №66106
 26.06.2012
From the game forum:
What to do if there is no text?
I don’t know, try to imagine the surroundings.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66105
 26.06.2012
on the desktop a bunch of links to porn sites and the camera is sworn in black isolant so that when it shakes - no one burned

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66104
 26.06.2012
The physicist surprised today with a post in the VK:
"Hello to all of you! Congratulations to all of you who have successfully entered the RD today. I hope Drop has satisfied you with it. To the killed and those who did not perform the preliminary quest "give up all the lips", I offer my condolences.
Now on the case: my repayment was expected first on the 27th, and then on the 28th. But due to errors on the server, unfortunately, the rep is postponed. So, collect paths for the delivery of labs and consultation on the 28th on 11 o'clock (those who have not given up any labs do not need to take; you can also pull the sapport, but I have cats against them). The final battle will take place later on the day (29th at 10:00). and luck.
PS please translate this message for girls."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №66103
 26.06.2012
If you are pleased to be carried by people who can’t tolerate you, it’s your funeral.

[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66102
 26.06.2012
From Forum

The situation is this, there is a cassette of Sony, the cassette no longer want to listen, and it is a pity to throw out the cassette.Maybe someone has schemes or ideas how to connect a USB cable to the cassette.
YYY is isolated. Meeting question: how to configure the PPPoE network protocol on the vacuum cleaner?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66101
 26.06.2012
X: I’ve probably been tormenting you with questions about what.
YYY: It’s called differently, but literally it looks like that.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66100
 26.06.2012
Hovercraft
At my graduation, I took a tough role: I was the same guy who got drunk first and left home.

DejaVu
Once you went home, you didn’t get drunk.

[ + 13 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66099
 26.06.2012
I, of course, understand everything: summer has finally come... but fucking, before you put on your sandals... cut your nails on your legs...

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66098
 26.06.2012
A website I will definitely never forget. Website of 1 page. The customer’s phrase: "I will pay 50,000 only must be grey, red and that inserted!" just killed:)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66097
 26.06.2012
<@Veter[work]> I yesterday c topgrira rj
<@Veter[work]> Clarkson resent the bourgeois system of public transportation
<@Veter[work]> Typhoons have specialized bus lanes
<@Veter[work]> - What fucking kind of poor people have to get on buses faster than I do on a Mercedes?! to
<@Veter[work]> Here in Moscow the elite distinguishes separate bands of movement!
<@Veter[work]> And we have the opposite of overload transport!

[ + 27 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66096
 25.06.2012

XY: But you understood everything correctly.

That’s because I’m smart.
Tag: like a banana
Bananas with unfinished higher education
XX: Am I always in a bad mood?
XX: I am in a good mood. and frequently. Well, yes often
Why do you get used to it?
XX: I don’t want to know anything. I want a jewel.
XX: Buy me a jewel?

XY: Fuck...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66095
 25.06.2012
... and there in the rooms, so you understand, ceilings 10 meters and doors five meters in height!
You are hyperbolizing, Misha.
– What what?
You pay, I say.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66094
 25.06.2012
From the discussion of the news on the ramp on the launch by the Americans of a new weapon.

“But we have Bulava and Topol, which they are very afraid of, because we don’t even know where they will fly after launch.

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66093
 25.06.2012
He was in the mountains. Skyrim, your own shit.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66092
 25.06.2012
True selfishness is when you talk to someone on Skype and look at your face.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66091
 25.06.2012
I have an exam tomorrow.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I will knit.

xxx thank you. I never really understood the meaning of that expression.

I too, but I’ll make you full.

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66090
 25.06.2012
>>> This is very interesting. The Simpsons have eight fingers on both hands. Their number system is decimal. It should be eighty. Why is none of them worried about this? Something is wrong in their world, and they don’t even suspect it.

And the Sumerians had a sixty-digit numbering system, how many fingers should they have?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №66089
 25.06.2012
Synthesis: I am a self-sufficient woman, I even have a washer with a pen to rub my back.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66088
 25.06.2012
X: I think it would have been better for 1984 to make this mistake.
y: traditionally, codes starting with "4" correspond to errors that relate to the client's request (404 - page not found, 403 - access prohibited, etc., unlike, for example, 500 - "sorry guy, I fucking got out, but in half a minute the page will show you")
z: Wrong, 500 does not promise anything, in your interpretation it is “sorry, guy, I’ve gotten upset.”

[ + 25 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66087
 25.06.2012
Such a feeling that the national team of England and Italy bit Kerzhakov...

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