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[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63806
 04.05.2012
Explanation of how the plant works for a blonde:
“Uranus warms the water, it evaporates and turns the turbine.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63805
 04.05.2012
Do you want your editor? Make her a cursor on the compass in the form of a tail...

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63804
 04.05.2012
Shashilik programmatically is to burn peelmen on shampoos.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63803
 04.05.2012
I exchange my soul for happiness and immortality. Lobotomy and mausoleum are not recommended.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63802
 04.05.2012
<triplefish> TheNehh: it doesn’t matter,because discounts give
<Huanita> TheNehh: In Sparta, for example, there were the biggest discounts
<triplefish> Huanita: is the network a trade?
<Huanita> triplefish: Aha, like that. Pensioners and children with disabilities - 100% discount
<triplefish> Huanita: by map?
<Huanita> triplefish: on the map of Europe to the southwest

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №63801
 04.05.2012
The Sociopath,
How about mood?

A girl from the future,
Mood is good.

The Sociopath,
How is the mood stressed? A rope or a condom?

A girl from the future,
The nerves are tightened like a rope, and the mood is like a colored condom, brilliant like that, positive, and underneath it is still a shit.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63800
 04.05.2012
I want Vika. But fucking angry her attitude. I want her to be a man for a few minutes and fuck, fuck!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №63799
 04.05.2012
by Alexei:
Which is better to put 512 PC400 or 256 PC3200?
by Beerman:
I beg you to stop raping the body.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №63798
 04.05.2012
Headlines of newspapers:
In the Czech Republic, light drugs are legalized.
In Prague appeared "A Funny Taxi"!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63797
 04.05.2012
correspondence with a friend in contact (he is in the army)

I: Secret Aircraft Making
D: Make him 3 wings instead of 2.
I: You won’t believe, modern aircraft have one wing.)
D: Savings for everything.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63796
 04.05.2012
Do you know what the Turkish military doctrine sounds like?
YYY: NEA
“The main enemy in the north!”
YYY: So, we’re almost going all over the country to rest?
XX: Well, maybe the Cossacks also went there to rest. Only the Turks did not appreciate, they thought of war.

[ + 94 - ] [104 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63795
 04.05.2012
xxx: In the "Titanic" would be better to add more sex, there would be at least some incentive to watch.
XXX or Bruce Willis
YYY: Bruce Willis if you add, he will save the Titanic ;)
xxx: here is
If Stephen Seagal drowns, the iceberg will also drown.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63794
 04.05.2012
xxx> I understand
Probably many of the sexually mature Japanese are confident that the female genitals are made up of squares.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63793
 04.05.2012
xxx: We ordered a tax copy of our Charter, this service is paid, and we paid for it, printed the payment, took it to the tax. They didn’t just refuse us – they wrote an official letter that they needed an ORIGINAL payment order!
A lot of questions:
What is considered the original payment order, if the payment is electronic and no paper was and was not intended? Do the electrons show anything?
YYY: And if wireless technologies were used to communicate with the Internet, then you need to provide photons, which, as you know, do not have a mass of rest.
And if they didn’t fly away, you can take two mirrors and wrap them between them.
More advanced users can use an optical fiber for this, connecting it into a ring.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63792
 04.05.2012
Tagged: bleak
I found an odmin girl.
She was sitting in an aske from under Linux.
She has brown legs.
xxx: and sweater with cats %)

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63791
 04.05.2012
From the thematic forum:
What is "Russian Post"?
It delivers...

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63790
 04.05.2012
You’re going to have a daytime soon, right?
I watched my shoes here.
It would be the perfect gift.
You are not in a hurry.
Remember you borrowed me 300 rubles?
YYYYYYYYYY
I will give it to you on your birthday.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63789
 04.05.2012
A call from a girl. He is interested in affairs and between the affairs goes to the guests. I promised to think and call again. I don’t throw the tube, I listen to what’s happening on the other side. She never shuts off the first connection. I heard funny things a few times. But she stopped hunting forever like this:
Your girlfriend, you need it! Better to dance.
She is the light, we will always be able to blow up with you. I have menta in two days, I want to fuck, you know!
I stood a little in the car, then decided capitalnq to prepare, once not in the car.and :)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №63788
 04.05.2012
From the Women’s Forum:

I knew that my boyfriend was going to prostitutes, and when I sparked him a scandal, he said they were doing him minions because I didn’t swallow sperm when he ended up during a minions. And he says it’s not betrayal, because he doesn’t have sex with them. How to love him now?

Now you will need to learn to love him in a new way.
It is an opportunity to learn to forgive.
GG: and to suck!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63787
 04.05.2012
XXX: Yes, we beat her all in the barracks, horse!
YYY: And I did it myself ;)

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