Okay, how do you do it yourself? How about exams?

pe4enko: Excellent exams in Russian algebra)

Are you sure what the Russians wrote? XD is

From the hub:"In the journey we will encounter long sections of the road, sharp turns, cracks and idiots."
I even know which country the author is from.

I’m not preparing for the session because I don’t have it.
I’m not afraid to leave the universe because I’m not studying in it.
I’m not afraid to go to the army because I got a soldier.
I totally lost the fear.

Dear manufacturers of household appliances!
Realize, please, my (and not only) childhood dream: finally create a vacuum cleaner that you need to wear on your back, not to pull after you, like a plug! Yes, and let it turn on somewhere on the hose.
A real battle with the garbage ghost!

DeSp: Yes, you can’t switch often, you break!
And that’s what I’ve said about Piper before! no, and the pipiska works, and the hair on the palms does not grow, and do not blind again!))
DeSp: You know... I didn't want to tell you... but in fact your hands are hairy... and you don't see it because with vision trouble (((

What did he mean when he said:"Thank you for not ending"?

Rekken: No, podpyga,- "Pizdec loneliness" is not when no one writes to you. Pizdec loneliness is when on your birthday the phone is broken from SMS-ok, and there are only congratulations from the cellular operator, some sites where you are registered and banks in which you once took loans.

XXX: Son, who are you?
John Rambo, Sir
xxx: How is the diploma, son?))))))
Yyy: I am in Ahuye, sir...
X: Have you done anything?
YYYYYYYYYY
XXX: O_o
YYY: the file
xxx: ahahha))

I have flies flying around my room. I kill them with a deodorant.
Are you burning?
XX: No, I’m just blinding them. They are disoriented, falling, and I catch them with a tap.
XXX is humanity.

Hurra for holidays!
The woman in the village was washed up...et figo :(
I'm going to fuck you for a couple of weeks:'(
A: And though...
I’ll fuck the pelmeni (with mayonnaise), chew the beer and spit in 3 heroes.
All for 2 weeks!!! to
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If the cup is not washed for a long time after tea, then there is mold and it will be difficult to wash. And if you wait a little longer, the mold will die and it can be washed away like dust.

Have you watched the movie "The Thief"?
Is this the movie in which a man constantly trolls a girl?

The xxx:
For example, I took the extra 10 thousand in the MMM. I see it as a lottery, and I don’t regret that amount. But! I was told in the office that the system is based on trust. No one guarantees you anything, you give money without any guarantees. No one is fooling anyone.
YYYY :
Better to buy flowers. I went to a beautiful girl and went to a restaurant. And then fucking. Both would be pleased.
The xxx:
Do you think I can’t buy flowers? Or do I have no girlfriend? I spend more a day than those unfortunate 10,000. This is so, the social experiment will be enriched by mm, I do not have the task.
YYYY :
I would say immediately that it is not worth it. A-to "spend more than these unfortunate", "social experiment"...

The night. The Course. Before the dawn.
Senseless and strange nonsense.
Read a quarter of a century.
You will not understand. There is no exit.

You give up, it will take another six months.
Repeat as old:
Wonderful weather on the street.
The cursor. of control. and sadness.

So what, like a night?
HH: Well how do you tell me. The storm was terrible. The rain, the wind, the fuck is simple. Three smoked rows, wandering around the neighborhoods, played Pirates of the Caribbean, waving their hands and periodically shouting on the entire area relevant phrases, such as: "Trummy fills with water!", "We will all die!" and "Let the sails go! by Fuck! Where is the boat?and "
Nietzsche had so much fun.

On the familiar dating site:

He is: Hi
He: Who are you looking for?
She is a permanent partner and sponsor
He said, “Who is my husband?

Oh guys...

My first computer was the P-100 (dispersed to 120!). I played in D1.

When the D2 came out, I bought a Celeron-433 for him, and had a quarrel with a girlfriend.

D3 is out. I have been married twice, a child.

Worth to take?

I have long been interested in the question, gentlemen experts: how to speak correctly? Going in or out of the internet?

Doctors are people who sometimes draw the line of life on their palms.

I work as a technician in the fleet and I want to tell you how my regulator believed in God.Stand on repair in China, naturally cheap went through the river. I wasted my wrapper for a week. The commander, in order to stop the unhealthy hobby, took his last money, took his documents and prohibited the descent to the shore, after which he gathered the crew and warned: whoever smiles the adjustable, without talking suitcase station Russia. The poor man wakes up in the morning. The race does not run, the race does not run, they are not allowed to enter the city. I went, I felt like the end is coming, well, even would - a week to drink. He went out on the deck to smoke, looked overboard, and there was a beer package floating. I turned away, looked again - the infection floated, went to the other board, returned - still floated, therefore not a glucose. He crossed, grabbed the sack until no one could see and ran into the cabin. He opened, persuaded and finally believed. Now coded, says God does not help twice.