We will have a pure men’s tent.
I don’t go into other tents.
That is what you think XD
The most important thing is that you think so x)

I live in China, I sit in a Russian cafe on the street at 10 am, I drink coffee, I read the news.
Here the manager comes out with a glass of beer, comes the man drinks, pays off and goes on.
I asked the manager what was it?
- he will not go far here, says if he comes to work without the desire, the Chinese start to worry about asking questions

Please invite me on Sunday.

XY
=) is
Come to me on Sunday!

XX is
I don’t even know it.)
Well, if I come, then in the evening and at night).
Will go?

I have a cat so big that I have to stand next to it while it is there. It is boring to see him.

It was warm and dark on the street, it was raining, under the rain, two drunk men went out of the store, grumbling with beer in a bag, and each said to each other: "Ept, I recently read Dostoevsky, so I thought, what kind of shit, Sereg? Hulu we got it in the school, Hulu needs it in the school? He needs it now! Let me look at you, carousel, look at you.

The Cultural Capital. Ept.

Today’s children will have nothing to fear. When I was a child, I was afraid of the movie, and now every second grandmother with Yaga is out on the street.

A-Kun: The fact that the client is always right does not give him the right to be a fool!

Tim: Well, I personally believe that the most unhappy people in the world are porn actors. Tell me if they are using the internet?

However, victims of contact are smarter:

Katerina Abramova removed the page with the words: "I went and I was naked."

You’re still walking in your hat, it’s hot, right?
Without a hat, the headphones fall out.

DASH: You will never borrow me.

Do we argue?

Alexander : No!! to

Katarina
Give me some cows, please :)

Paul is
I can offer Cyrus.

XXX: fuck, we shouldn’t go to her, we’ll get infected with something.
YYY: No, no, the whole Samara goes to her, and nothing!

If a month ago, you accidentally on the profile of your wife found a query in the search engine "How to make a man run", and in your sexual life no changes occurred, it means that she is training elsewhere.

How did you burn, solarium?
Yyyy: Gibdd, waited for the turn to the square.

Fuck, you got me with your policy! I almost told the students that the sounds are divided into consonant and non-consonant!

From the textbook: Even after the death of the Prince's ass. Ancient Russian language.
P.S. The ass in Dr.R. language is a legacy.
But knowing that the ass is an inheritance is somewhat pleasant... a couple of cakes shuffled - increased the inheritance

As in an anecdote. I sit in the morning behind the wheel, Senna, the lightforest; I look in the mirror and chest curls. I think, of course, what other drivers will think: "Look, the grandmothers, all off the hands, do not look at the road." Of course, I look around at the neighboring drivers, and what do I see first? The guy is sitting, putting his left hand on the steering wheel, and he shaves his right. I scratched the lower jaw and driven by a trimmer somewhere behind my ear!)

In general, my soul was so relieved, I and the hair, and the lips painted...)))

I read a small note in the newspaper:
The youngest in their family were twins - a one-year-old boy and an 8-month-old girl.
Either the editor was bad, or it was the longest birth in history.

AAA: Say the first thing that comes to mind. Don’t think of electricity! Strongly immediately

DDD: the ass
KKK: The salary!! to
JJJ: Nikiforovna
PPP: Adrenaline Rush
Tagged: fucking
Tagged: Blinker
HHH: A horse piece and he is a coc-zoc...
AAA: There are no adequate ones among you, but HHH is distinguished