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We are strange people... That’s alive, Huff is dead, Christ has risen.
Let’s do love like in a movie.
He: Anal Slave 3 is a great movie.
xxx: I found her playlist on comp "Metal Songs of My Childhood". Missed...
I cannot be with him. he sympathizes with the rabbit from "no, weather"
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This is where I parked it. :D
Damn, I can pick up a cookie from the tiny pieces on the keyboard!
The cake! Do not laugh! If I pull the key, I can collect the cat!
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Vaeliaen
And I also have a celebration, today I pulled the ashes on the balcony.
Vaeliaen
However, given the fact that I previously smoked in the entrance - a holiday at the entrance :-D
In the past, only monkeys had AIDS. Question: What kind of dude?
The attention! Found in History! The answer!! to
The real horror of ritual defloration awaits the girls in the individual tribes of equatorial Africa. They are sent to the jungle to play the role of the first man... a gorilla male. Not only does it, if a girl fails to attract the monkey, it throws a shadow on her reputation as a potential spouse: even the gorilla has not stumbled!
I remember, in the shelter, in the dryer on the floor somebody hanged a wiped dryer. They were white with hearts. In the morning, to my surprise, next to the cowards hanged a sheet with the estimates of the species: "Received shakes!", "It’s so romantic!", "I’m watching and excited!".
Not long thinking, I took a reason and shouted: "We are waiting for your move!". The next morning, the entire dryer was filled with tangos, circular strings.
Then we hung a note that we liked the trousers very much, and, in response, hanged their rest with hearts and rabbits)) So they rewritten in the dryer until they burned the girls. So we got friends.)
XXX: Happy Birthday to Warren!
YYY : thank you! and ;)
Do not drink too much. and ;)
XXX is too little.
YYY: How will it go?
Yyy: On the one hand, the wife will control not much, on the other, friends will not be little, so whoever looks through it will be. by %-)
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Oh no, you didn’t understand! He is 32 years old and celebrates his anniversary.
yyy: uncomfortable movement.. and already search mail and mail panels of all browsers... :(
The Pension Fund of Russia advises: do not spoil the general impression of life with long, poor, humiliating old age.
Here is the sumeric story.
HH: I do not know.
The girl Bella lives.
And after her everything, everything, everything, everything, everything.
They are hunting. Specifically for her.
You know... like...
Let us gather all the possible resources of the earth and dig out this grass?
XHH: *voice from the gallery* aircraft to connect?
Is it true that a car with a box machine has only two pedals?
He is true! Why are there three pedals?
It means that there is a complete setup.
xxx: And I made meat with ananas - a whole bowl. There is no one...
YYY: You may be very lonely.
xxx: and
YYY: You kiss the bowl.
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Is this your last course?
Yes, fuck us as we can.
You are a girl.
That will always be so :D
<Yulechka> Yot: The Test of Perversity!! The thunder grimps, the bushes tremble. What are they doing there? ...
<IoT> Quantum Mechanism
She leaves the chat.
<Dragon> has not passed
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sky_thunder: Have you played in "Civilization"? Everyone knows that in order to reassure the people of the city, a temple must be built.
Yurich: I brought troops in. It worked.
sky_thunder: That’s because you didn’t have democracy.
I don’t know how you are there in Civilization, and in Total War nothing calms people as much as a good bordel.
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My parents trolled me because I wasn’t fit for the army.
They say, "All, once you do not go to the army - we will arrange your grandparents here." And now from the kitchen went - they say: "Where did you go?" I: "Sitting nowhere" They: "Stay with us! The post... No 1!and "
XHH: and RJT