Questions to a doctor on a medical website:

Question: What is anal sex?Is it sex behind?? to
The doctor’s answer: No, it’s sex in the ass. Where to go, there are options.

The guy wrote a compliment on the wall of the archetypical blonde "You are beautiful as a dull spring!" Is it a mistake or a subtle sarcasm? @Roberthumor

The news
22:35 Mavrodi disappeared from the hospital, capturing an expensive device
Comment: After some time, a young man with astrolabism entered the city...'

XXX is
And Galina Gavrilovna almost wheeled me once, when I asked her on the machine to the phone Govnin Gorilovna...

A fairly precious in German by Olga Vasilievna
It quickly became a violent orgia.
Greetings from Newcastle =)

by Starling:
I once in school, class at 9, into the trolleybus went, took the hand of instructions on the foot near the exit, I hold. And also the blonde comes in and naturally sits on my arm, so my hand is between her legs. To say I was surprised, to say nothing. Two stops and we went.
Injury for a lifetime.

by Wolfhound_Gelert
Parking is always difficult.

The girl wants a cat, to have someone to sleep with, the man in principle for the same purposes, but secondary.

Lu (01:52:38 2/06/2012)
Little whites

Lu (01:52:48 2/06/2012)
Announcements about cats

Lu (01:52:54 2/06/2012)
Honestly Blind

NK: soon in the resume will have to post socially independent (from networks)

YYY: What a significant bonus

NC: Yes Yes

NB: We are taking it!

NK: And then it turns out that the man simply didn’t have the internet at home...

We agreed to meet a friend near a small shopping center. I approach, I see a crowd of people with a camera, a microphone and equipment. I see a man in a good costume coming out of the TC, next to a girl in a bright solid dress. The actors apparently. They go out, stop, find out the relationship, here the actor has an attack, he falls. I don’t like the new director. They go out again, talk again, the actor falls again. At the shooting, the equipment is cleaned, rehearsed without it, pulled off. I see a friend approaching. With poor vision, he goes crazy, sees nothing around, notices me, takes a directive, fits. We communicate and I monitor what is happening. Again the actors come out, they begin to speak, I give out: "Serge, see, what I am deceiving, that man will have an attack," I stretch out my hand toward the person, a couple of magical movements and he falls. The girl next to him pumps, I hold my hand stretched out, a friend in shock. Here I say, ‘Okay, live,’ I lower my hand, the actor rises up and smiles. The curtain.

You can download the trailer "The Arrival of the Train". I don’t know how to watch

Why does toilet paper run out so quickly?
I: Well, Barry and I do not deny anything to ourselves.

Here is another situation with sales mentions. The man defended himself and was guilty. All in our justice. You are being killed – stand and don’t crack. The Russian government, as you did.

1: "How are the roads laid?" - a small repair - in Russia everything is done on the snow
And in the rain :)
3: In the name of the moon
And on an empty stomach.
5: Not asphalt

photo of the girl in contact, with the name "I have not smoked for six months"
First comment: Today is still on.

Oh, what it turns out to be doing these deceitful economists-third-schoolers with people...
My fellow-groupman, until recently, was generally a tough man, listened to such a strong rock, mocked a nuclear mat, and drove on the no less tough cycle of the Ural, his own-handed rework.
And now he rides on some family-store nissan, and in aska writes "fsem chmokiya!!2nd"

The chair has fallen.
We decided not to argue with Matt.
What had I to say? I am upset by a falling chair.

Echuy: Yes, let’s try to hide...
You are a direct Russian strategist during World War II.

What a thing! You miss – the brake, you miss not – the stupid sheep! You turn on the turns - the teaker, do not turn on - a dumb sheep. Parked well - took my place, got up badly - right, a dumb sheep...
Oh, to me this great chauvinism!and :)

Sergei Mavrodi after the media reports about the suspension of the work of the Ukrainian offices "MMM-2011" announced the launch of a new project "MMM-2012" and suspended payments to participants of the existing system, on the website of the entrepreneur.

The comments:
> This shit has deceived us! I want to give you my money again, shit!

I bought new furniture. Most of all I liked the scream "For VDV!" to break the foam on the head.