Zheltij: Spy in Minecraft. The mountain master approached, looked at it and said that I was on the wrong side of the career.

Today on avito: section for home and furniture and interior:

"I’ll give my husband in good hands... it’s a pity. I don’t want to live with him."

We wanted yesterday in the grocery store to buy a sausage, and the seller from the sausage department as always is not there. Prepare to wait at least half an hour.
But a miracle! A senior salesman passes by and asks:
Do you need a girl on the sausage?
My friend is pleased too:
We need a girl on the sauce.

The boss: come today after lunch, we need to change the structure of the site completely.

A colleague is sitting at home with severe angina. The phrase from Asha:

* Yes, I am now actually a man's dream of homebuilding
Smart, beautiful, cooking and silence

All the bridges are burned... It will have to be repaired >_<

The market. The tents. From the musical comes the old song of today: "Cherry, cherry, winter cherry...". A man stands and sings. Here comes his friend/comrade/known (not important) and says "Well, let’s go?".
He said to him: "It will be time".
The first :?? to
That man waits when the second couplet begins and is already louder, and most importantly, with such a poisonous bass he sings: "When I turn into the old pledge, I chop venegret!" ", turns and says: "And now go! ".

Maybe we’ll spend this romantic evening together. He said.
Why not? she thought and said, “No!”

Never had to meet a story from an employee of the Russian Post.

They cannot use computers.

Onishchenko said at a press conference: “If in Soviet times you could buy 47 bottles of vodka for an average salary, now it’s almost a thousand. There is a difference" I want to answer him that the minimum retail price set by the state for a bottle of vodka is 98 rubles!!! The average salary in Ivanovo in "nearly 100 000 rubles" no!!! to

I sit... I write my diploma... the window is open, because it’s warm. In the courtyard, children walk on a pedestal. Suddenly the voice:
Take me up!! Shake me completely!
and sweet)

I received two orders...
One in court, the other in the military.
On the same day and at the same time.
But fucking in different places!!! to

Pleased with the graduation description:
Schoolchildren believe that this is the day they become adults. Adulthood is expressed in excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages. In the morning after graduation, inhabitants of the city can see schoolchildren who have lost in an unequal battle with alcohol and are now messy on the streets. A good tone is to blend the name of your class at the walls of the school."

What do I do at work? drink coffee, listen to music, stay in contact... what do I do at home? wash, clean, cook... work-rest output

Today I came to a genius conclusion:

No matter what sheriff you are, there will always be an Indian trouble who will take you!

Geneticists, instead of herniated suffering, would better make the caracea less bone-like

I go on the bus. A woman enters, with two boys, ages 3-4, a boy and a girl. The girl sits, the girl sitting next to her offers to move for the boy to sit next to her.
Don’t put it down, or they’ll fight again.
Boy: I will stand, I am the best standing player in the world!
God, let it be so for you and for the adults.

Do not give in to psychiatrists! Haloperidol does not cure, but actually destroys the communication channel with the Cosmos, closes the third eye and blocks the chakras.

How did you all go?
Thank you, don’t meet me with your friends anymore.
Is it so?? to
- At the question "What Jewish holiday begins on "X"?" she answered unsure: "Holocaust...?"

and ahaha. Aunt complains, saying that if she had a husband, he would have gotten out of the settings. I was able to answer that the MGTS company could not give her a husband, only a modem.