The most pleasant sound of the night is the sound of a printer printing your diploma.

Dear, I will not go to your parents today, I have to bring my electric pile home.
So I’ll sit at home and wait for the pile.

And then we will sit down and wait for you O_o

A few days ago, I first connected an inet. I call today:
Where can I get the yellow man?
What kind of man?
The yellow man is popular on the internet.
Or Homer Simpson?
No is!! He still laughs.
The Buddha?
It does not eat!! Damn, well yellow such a man, usually laughs at the end of the text.
What is Peterson?
If you don’t understand, tell it immediately. He hangs the phone.
...
As I found out later, she was looking for a smiley.

The highway is not a racing track, but a road at the cemetery, where the last one wins.

When I was a kid, I used to say cal-cal. And my mom understood that “cal-cal” is “read”. All mothers and children have their own bird tongue.
And now my mom tells me “skab” – and I understand that is skype.
Marusina’s mom says “secondheads,” and Marusya understands that it’s skinheads.
After all, Lehi’s mother left, who says “a circle of creases,” and Lecha understands that it’s a French press.

At first, you don’t know all the human words, but your mother understands you. And then Mom doesn’t know, but you still know what she’s talking about.

My mother and I lived in different cities and now live together. With her appearance, a lot has changed, but the most important thing: I used to have an apartment, and now there is a house. The same room sounds different when there is a mother.

My mom and I exchanged bags. I’m at home, my mom comes from work. I run past her and immediately into the bag. Because mom’s bag when she’s off work is the most interesting place in the world. Especially when Mom in the winter with the frost, she smells of sweat, mask and cheeks ice. There must be something interesting in the bag. Candy or soap bubbles. And you are very pleased with it, ten minutes very pleased! And then it doesn’t matter, but tomorrow mom will come back from work again with her bag.

Now it is the opposite. I come, and she asks, “What did you bring me?” and I open the bag, and there are some gift plugs. Mom immediately runs to the kitchen, and while I am out, she is already passing past the room, in one hand a cup of tea, in the other bank of strawberries, and in the mouth of the bride, because the hands are busy. And she tells me something right through the bucket, looking very business. Probably, she says that she was putting the pins today (we agreed that my mom would never put the pins because she didn’t have to touch the pins, but she was still putting them) and now I don’t have pins anymore. Once I was exactly as upset that I got a trio: very quickly, unclearly, through the bull. Because as she said honestly, it seemed to have passed. My mom once told me, “You haven’t said it yet, but I already know what you’ve thought.” And I have the feeling that I am now too.

You come home, you make a coffee, you sit in a chair and there is silence around... And each of us chooses what it is: Loneliness or Freedom!

YY: Did you escape yesterday?? to
He called and told me to run to him and take an apple with me.
The apple must be
XH: Running in 7 minutes
He fucked me, ate an apple and grabbed me.
Tagged: Dybala

@protivorechie I thought this: if you kill a murderer, the number of murderers will not change

Triumphantly demonstrated almost all over the world, the film "Dictor" is not planned to be shown in Minsk. A surprise surprise. Who could we think.

My husband called and asked me to find an old motorcycle in his desk, where I never look. The first thing that came to my eyes was erectile. The second is the vibrator. His Nafig is. Let him find himself.

Handur
19:21 Yes, we called it a biorobot. He is strange.
19:22 He fixed the coat with a sharp twist of his head.
19:22 She shook at him. He is so drunk! His head and coat were just in place.

We are in Dacia. The 8-year-old son comes in and says, “The uncle came and said the car was repaired.”
What type of car and what type of car is not clear.
After a brief investigation, it turned out that a neighbor came, from whom we asked for a cart for work, and said, "The cart is ready."

These lines are very similar to the thoughts of the AutoVaz.)... "... From the equipment they had mostly only some black tails, which replaced them with all the tools. With these hats, they could do anything. And they did! All they had was something bad, curvy and ugly.”

Hi to you! Fun from life. Today I sleep in the morning, I have a dream: I am like standing at a stop in Tomsk, and there is no bus. I am late! Well, I think you have to go on foot, the electricity is far away, but where to go... And here the alarm clock rings! The first thought after waking up: It's good that the alarm ringed, and so would be walking up. 😉))))))

a reflection of his own arrogance,
from the happiness of Gouda in the hood of grace,
The last electric car went to Monino.
5 minutes ahead of time.
Puppy

Handur
I was in the headquarters, I remember, the macro wrote the word ) After the fifth inserted "blah", and before the point "fuck the fuck". I checked and forgot to turn off.
Then a funny order to promote the flag Major Sorokin wrote =)
I pretended it wasn’t in business, and that it was a virus.
and
Drblack
I mean 😉 😉 😉 😉

Julia: Good morning
My computer is dead.
During a long period of time he hangs.
During work hanging

Technical support: in more detail.? to

It only works Skype.
and all
The Black Screen
and music plays))))))))))

Technical support for funerals.

House is finished.
I have not seen a single series yet.
Are you jealous?

I sit and think, I am a good housewife or a bad one: on the one hand, my husband often bakes all sorts of different, on the other hand, I bakes them only when the milk in the refrigerator slips.

You live, live in an apartment... and then start repairs and find yourself around so many neighbors!