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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62606
 09.04.2012
U: For me, Katyusha did a marathon on “Summertime.” I resisted, but she, you know, is all in the pot.
Y: No well! You have already imagined how you water all the gallows.
U: No, I was a spider, she’s in the pot. So, it is all for you.
A briefly. The third part was clearly written in co-authorship with the man: to strangle a poor girl so that the bed is in the hole, herself in the blueprints, and then, having learned that she is pregnant, to drag on an abortion, calling the child "that" - it is somehow not a woman's dream, it is exactly the man wrote.
Misunderstanding (well, not about vampire wolves, this is the genre): 1. Jacob and Bella are 16-18 years old. What joke do they talk like two elderly philologists about Shakespeare? 2nd Shoes and trousers of wolves are drawn under the skin?
If you become a vampire, you get a bonus – permanent makeup. Bella turns, and there are shadows, scars, eyelids expanded, plus contact lenses...
Become a vampire – get as a gift lenses of the color of bloodthirsty diarrhea!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62605
 09.04.2012
XXX is:
Anonymous Alcoholics Club: Roma Baba as a remorse?

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62604
 09.04.2012
Once after the end of the "concerto" decided to scratch the guitars around the stage (we are Niipazzo cool rockers :) ), in the end my electricha broke two boards in the scene and we were forced to fix it all.)))

My friend!! It was "Ural"!!! I started with them!! The Untouchable Cousins (V)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62603
 09.04.2012
Conversation from ASI:

XX: Remember the girl instead of herself taught before the decree?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
My daughter surprised me.
My two bosses went to Peter on a business trip.
XXX to the exhibition. I am the head of the department and executive director. I ordered the number for 2. Well, it was necessary to say that two separate beds needed))) shorter or so in the hotel stumbled or so, but they did not have enough that they gave one large bed, and also dressed as for newlyweds)))))))))))))
xxx: flowers, champagne, fatou attached

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62602
 09.04.2012
It is very difficult for me to pass higher mathematics. Today I came for a consultation. It was supposed to start at 9 a.m. and I arrived at 8:20. I thought I would sit in the car until 8:50 and go, and then there is still nobody there and the bench is not worth it, and standing in the corridor for half an hour is not hunting. I sat in the car, turned on the radio and fell asleep. I woke up at 11 a.m. from the phone call of the group (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62601
 09.04.2012
From Contact:
And to enter the evil queen, is it a good thing? O_O
Comments: well )) especially if it is good )

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62600
 09.04.2012
I decided to joke about the girl:

The girl sits behind the compot, I approach with an orange, I clean.
After breaking a couple of lobes, I ask her to open her mouth and close her eyes.
As soon as she fulfils the request, I put her sausage in her mouth.)

I will not forget that look for a long time.


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62599
 09.04.2012
From the corporate axis:

XXX: Darya, good morning Well, what about our application for a Black Sea pension for our six employees?
Anna, hello to you! I just spoke to the board of directors and sent your application directly to us.
Mmm... I understand, we don’t get into the pension in the summer?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62598
 09.04.2012
Old American movies are now in 3D, old games in phones.
Russia also does not lag behind, laying the old asphalt

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62597
 09.04.2012
When my husband tried, what I prepared and offered them to eat with tea or milk... I realized that he married me out of love... because it was not possible to eat at all.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62596
 09.04.2012
XX: I did not expect such a blow from our medicine
YYY: Have you written it out?
xxx: yes

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №62595
 09.04.2012
uhryab
As I did in the instinct survey, we had this task.

uhryab
80% of babies said that boys have the main ass and breasts

The crying clown
Well about the ass I agree, but where did the man of Siski come from?!!!! to

The crying clown
I want to have a friend. He has a hormonal failure. Their breasts have grown to the second size.

uhryab
ppc

The crying clown
But he doesn’t complex yet and let go about it.

The crying clown
But the fucking thing is not that.

The crying clown
He loves young girls with a fragile body.

The crying clown
And every time he wants to break up with his next passion, he quarrels with her... and not what he does with her phrase, but just knocks a nail into the grave: he tears a shirt on his chest and cries “Go on!” I have more breasts than you have!and "

uhryab
PS, he’s just a killer! :D :D

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62594
 09.04.2012
xxx: the dumb guy added to his friends, so he wrote with him about football, that he will meet me /)))) really! fuck him!Now I feel like I’ll start forgetting about the meeting (and I can’t send)
Say your boyfriend read your mail and he didn't like it XD
I mean, I’m a foolish man! he said he didn’t have a guy.
WOW: Well then say that you can’t, because we don’t want to leave our five children drug addicts XDDDD
I’m a crazy guy ? ? ? ? ? ?
WOW: and that you live in a Gypsy camp and if you leave them unattended, they will be shut down =))
He had a good opinion of me ?
WOW: and what you are studying in school for mentally retarded XD
HH: Fuck I didn’t advise you before what to write to him? ?
Wow: and your correspondence with him was conducted by your grandmother, who recently came out of prison, and you just forgot to close the page and at this time took the syringes from your children ))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62593
 09.04.2012
He read the comments of his Orthodox brothers and sisters here.A little confused, do we generally believe in God or in the Patriarch?

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62592
 09.04.2012
I was delighted when I went down to my comrade on Friday and announced it only on Saturday evening. Even though the weekend one spent quietly... without screaming about the fact that you can not eat and smoke at the computer...
WOW : what? Couldn’t you eat a compound??? How is it?
Q: Can you imagine what conditions I live in? It is a woman’s tear...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62591
 09.04.2012
Discussions in the news:
xxx: now there are often cases when the offenders no longer stops anything. At the moment, there are “recorders” in Russia who are deprived of rights for 40, 50 and even 60 years. And in Kemerovo there was a young man who was deprived of rights for 86 years (he, however, recently died in a car accident). Out of the news, a positive ending, the lucky straight!
yyy: here in America (Europe) there are no such terms as in us: two years there... if they plant, they plant years for 20.25...
xxx: but they can be punished for such nonsense.
YYY: Because the car passed by him.
XXX: and the cockroach crossed this road on a pedestrian crossing!

zzz: You are still talking about paying compensation to the family of the dead cockroach

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №62590
 09.04.2012
The Hobbits!! I persuade you! Never in your life, under any pretext, get into the reception room of the Second Regional Hospital!!! They are fooled that a person has a license in the country and that the police operate throughout the country! With severe shock, I was not lucky enough to get to the hospital by an ambulance, I was not looked at by a neurologist. There was no city license, the nurse sent home, saying, "Well, drink aspirin..." ASPIRIN, fuck!!!!! In the shock!!! to
How long, I wonder, will this treatment of sick people continue??? What kind of shit is this??? Letters in the Ministry of Health and articles in various media do not help.
guys, it is better to treat yourself... it is easier to dig into the net, how to treat the disease, than to go to our health care facilities, if they can be called so at all...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62589
 09.04.2012
Yesterday I took horse riding lessons for the first time in my life.
YYY: And how then? My legs probably hurt.
xxx: it doesn’t... it doesn’t hurt... I’m an experienced rider...))

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62588
 09.04.2012
So why do you, shit piece, play your tanks? You also have a project to submit + by study
Remember the old joke? The wolf rabbit asks:
Why do you take the refrigerator?
“But you’ll chase me, I’ll drop the refrigerator and run away from you.
YYY: I am the same.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62587
 09.04.2012
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DK: looking for images in the internet to make cards for her first-class girls - Princess, cowboy, ballerina, firefighter, fairy, pirate Search engine almost immediately released video cowboy e..t his princess on the ranch. I look for the other pictures.

How do you do it, KAAK? If in any search engine there is a special search button for images, which will not give the video even if you want. Either you are searching automatically, or the search engine analyzes your past queries and gives you the most relevant links.

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