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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64346
 17.05.2012
I came to do fluorography, including the pop (Orthodox) sitting in the line, and just behind me.

They bring us, a man 5 (including the pop), into the predecessor to divide. I am standing, I am dressed. The apparatus is approached by the pop and the voice by which the services are conducted is issued: "I bless this hell's car!Then I crossed her.The eyes of the nurse had to be seen.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64345
 17.05.2012
You have added Camilla.

Kamila: Hi to you. Can I meet you?
Support service: Hi
Support Service: Unfortunately, this is not possible at the moment.
Q: When is it possible?
Support: This is the ICQ of the company Web-canape and on this chat I will only answer the questions of our customers.
Tagged: fool

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64344
 17.05.2012
Features of the new Kia Rio:
Smells of laundry.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64343
 17.05.2012
In the contact group dedicated to cooking dishes, comment on "Drink with onions"

I am no longer surprised by that shit. The name "Simple cake with berries" in this group already suggests the presence of guanabans, a couple of kilos of cutting blue whale, feathers from the ass of the Sicilian pavilion and three goats of the old grandmother, taken on July 13, if that day fell on Friday and the air temperature on that day was not above 26 degrees Celsius.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №64342
 17.05.2012
%girl%97: Greetings to you! )
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
%girl%97: What are you doing?
I turned off the lights and waited for the moment when an adult woman in a mask and uniform would come in, get her pants off and start hurting me.
%girl%97: the perverted
Oh yeah no. I am 29 years old, married and raise a daughter, now lying in the infectious department of the hospital and waiting for the evening antibiotic injection. And you, girl, stop getting acquainted in the aska until you get into the real perverse.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64341
 17.05.2012
Aksigen78: Yesterday I listened to the coconut. If I believe her, I will live to 53, I will die a little, and then I will live to 97 again. I think she confuses something...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64340
 17.05.2012
Stas: I want you
Stas: I want you very much
The window is wrong.
Ask to make a pizza
No, I am not mistaken.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №64339
 17.05.2012
I’ve had spam this morning. Topics of letters:

When to immigrate?
How to restore the body after drinking?
What to do if you are a pedophile?

Message to the Club of Effective Leaders.

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №64338
 17.05.2012
Random-nick: from lack of food, they die, and from lack of sex, they don’t live.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64337
 17.05.2012
xxx: hello to me)))

Do you sleep? ?

XXX: Is it for me? I don’t have to ?

xxx: thank you for asking ;)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №64336
 17.05.2012
*1*1* (14:23:29 16/05/2012)
I wear a cross and a shirt - I'm a rapper
*2*2* (14:23:46 16/05/2012)
And I have a cock and a fist, I’m a fist.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64335
 17.05.2012
Shit the fuck!
WOW: Did that happen?
I decided to buy flowers for my girlfriend, I asked to make a beautiful rose.
WOW: Well what?
xxx: turned off for instant and epic file - it air refresher for the toilet its spray start
by :D :D :D
I said, let another fox pair it up, and let me either do a new one, or I do not pay, because to pay one and a half rubles to smell the refresher is the top of the joke.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64334
 17.05.2012
From VK:

Television for photography - 10 t.r. Map of Mastercard.
Powerful note - 25 t.p. Map of Mastercard.
Planchette transformers - 30 t.p. Map of Mastercard.
Graphic plan - 50 t.p. Map of Mastercard.
The lipstick is invaluable.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64333
 17.05.2012
Alex: How bad the people are in the depths! He drinks wickedly, but is not spoiled.
I’ve been fishing recently. Near the shore, the local peasants celebrated their birthday. strongly noted. They cleaned each other’s bodies a couple of times. Then they kissed. Then someone drowned away because of unhappy love. All the villages answered. Okay...
Alex: So, when they were about to leave the river, one of the maids began to ask for the back seat of Moskovich. She ran and cried, “Someone, someone, take me from behind!” and nobody, nobody laughed.
Lex32: The Holy People

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64332
 16.05.2012
Yyy: To call something former, or wait until three o’clock at night?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64331
 16.05.2012
stash killed-trailer of some movie, the last lines "if you go there, you will die", and the next advertisement of the macdaka)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №64330
 16.05.2012
XX: With every year of life the phrase "Well, you will punish me for this" becomes more and more meaningful.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64329
 16.05.2012
From Habr:
During the wait for the third part, I finished school, institute, graduate school, changed 3 jobs, married and gave birth to a child. It’s a pity that now you can’t just put off the house and play the devil... Ah, nostalgia!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64328
 16.05.2012
You went on vacation because of the devil.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: so in the statement and wrote
"Please give me another two-week vacation from May 12 due to Diablo III."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64327
 16.05.2012
I thought I had a loyal friend with whom I could always talk.
XXX: and it turns out that he is an ended alchemy, to whom we do not want to stir up

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