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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63306
 24.04.2012
Wife (G) with a monthly son (C)

C is AA! Aaaah aaaah! Aaaahahahahahahahah! Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
Do you want a sandwich with cheese?! to
(C) is...? Aa to? Aaa to!
So let me eat it!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №63305
 23.04.2012
There is a gun that fires an EMI (electromagnetic pulse) into the enemy car to temporarily spoil all electronic systems and thus stop/slow down the car. And this is like a real miracle of bourgeois technology!!! to

yyy: I already imagined that it would work for us - an unstoppably carrying nine is shot with such a gun, from which it instantly stops working... The Hamlet!! to
The driver understands that continuing the pursuit without music makes no sense and gives up :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63304
 23.04.2012
My world has turned around today. Monday morning, I come to work, I go to myself I walk through this arc-shaped corridor (the office building is round), I look at the automate numbering of offices, I get to the end of the corridor where our office should be, I rely on the wall. There is no office with the right number. I closed my eyes again, all the same. In every case, I open the last "needed" door - not that, other uncles and aunts are sitting and the room itself is three times smaller. I almost panic, I think, well, I was crazy, I had to go to bed earlier, then go to bed - I did not go to the other side of the corridor, no, suddenly, I notice a leaflet on the wall - all hockey, go out, go back, go in from the other side, we are there. ... has come. and hugged. On the weekend, in this very round corridor, we demolished one wall and put another – we found ourselves on the other side. The world turned.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63303
 23.04.2012
SvetlanKO: ыыыы)))))) I here in Ashka some body added with nick "PALKAVODEC". Who is this, the commander of the enemy?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63302
 23.04.2012
News: Shoigu spoke for accelerating the pace of development of Siberia
It is like Siberia in the Moscow region will include))))
"Sold square in the Moscow city of Krasnoyarsk, 4150 km from Novogirevo"

[ + 59 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63301
 23.04.2012
To all those who say, "Why write correctly, we are not in the Russian language lesson."
I would like to meet a cashier who will count them with the words: "Why count correctly, we are not in mathematics."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63300
 23.04.2012
Our strongest feelings will always find a way out. Yes, we have tears and stands.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63299
 23.04.2012
(03:13:33) Sky: The Companion. I went to the bathroom and the lamp burned. and dark. is terrible. By the way.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63298
 23.04.2012
Previously there were times, and now moments.. Remembered once, leaving a girlfriend after her dough, with a comment "aaaa! Peggy of wool! On a beautiful trajectory in the closing door he threw her into the apartment of someone else's cat.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №63297
 23.04.2012
Chuck Norris has philosophical stones in his kidneys

[ + 22 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63296
 23.04.2012
With gas turbines there was a good story. In total, the UKER made two cars with GTD - the above mentioned Z105 and KAMAZ. At KAMAZ, the exhaust pipe was made on the side, and on the right. And at one moment on the way to the field they stumbled off the side of a cyclist.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63295
 23.04.2012
Remember, after the release of the "Prince of Persia", the rotting, the mouth, and the filming of the Tetris will come.
And the "marine battle" has already come out :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63294
 23.04.2012
I listen to music on the notepad, a melody that is on the mobile phone. The cell phone is next door. The first thought:
What fool is calling me?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63293
 23.04.2012
Adamych © 11:10
I went to the neighboring entrance, because there the network collapsed... and to meet me from there the electricists go...
I immediately remembered that it was a bad sign.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63292
 23.04.2012
Appeals for support:
He called and said that our wires were laid along his private territory (the wall of the apartment on the side of the staircase) without his permission. And that being in this apartment he feels like the cables of snakes are flowing on his back. He threatened to go out and cut everything by wires, demanding that he be contacted to settle this issue. He does not want to hear anything, that permission has given, he is also not interested, the address to call refused.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63291
 23.04.2012
I work in a single company. It has a diesel generator. Recently learned that according to documents it passes as "Diesel ADA". I was still looking for my job, and here...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63290
 23.04.2012
XXX: What movies do you like?

YYY: I love...mm...just not fantasy)
Almost everything
I love the drama.
And you?

xxx: films where there is something that will turn the movie from foot to head at the end
Do you know such?

yyy: yes) "The skin in which I live"

XXX: The Untold Name
About the clothes?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №63289
 23.04.2012
But the funniest thing is how he and I traveled to grandmother and grandfather on Easter to the village.
XXX: They are religious.
XXX: And my is an atheist of a postphysical point of view.
Well I trained him to the motto: Christ has risen! It must be recalled: indeed He has risen.
XXX is...
xxx: Well, we came to give him a grandmother "Christ has risen!"
The work of thought affected the forehead of our titan, his face became red, his veins swelled.
XXX is here! I remembered – I remembered! And it gives out with its thunderstorm:
XXX: The True Christ!
xxx: >.<

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63288
 23.04.2012
Launching newlyweds of wedding pigeons will be more fascinating if one of the pigeons is a frog.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63287
 23.04.2012
Adult girls don’t like schoolchildren because they’re stupid and have small lyrics.
For the same reason, big boys like schoolgirls!

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