The X Chat:
Contex, are you a Gondon?
The man is Gondon! =) is
4elovek: You are Gondon

Cheshirsky^_^: She humiliated us all in the crowd in the gym (((
Cheshirsky: Exercisers, shower and all that. Then get a new deodorant and read the instructions. He used geles before, now took with a sprayer. He reads and asks: spray from a distance of 15 cm - and it's about how much in the eye?
Cheshirsky^_^: I, a fool, and cried: well, about the length of a member.
Cheshirsky^_^: And this two-metre-long nest kicks and takes the bottle away from the ankle for all 25, if not more!
Cheshirsky^_^: Nikita asks: honestly so much? Pacha, seriously, yeah you are not?
Cheshirsky^_^: They went home quietly:' (

One recent incident occurred in June, when a monkey boarded a train at the Chawri Bazaar station, which leads to Delhi’s largest shopping center. During three stops, the animal looked at the passengers, which, as they say, very scared them. At the Civil Lines station, a monkey came out. Where and why - the news agencies do not specify, but it seems that it did not cause harm to anyone that day.

A rough monkey went to work at the zoo :)

Everyone in the department went to my meeting.
Annie: and I was left for the main)))
It is boring...
Be the Principal
When there is no one...

The cameras on the roads not only reduce the number of speed violations by 8-9 times, the number of accidents - by 20%, and the severity of their consequences - by 10%, but also increase the number of interesting videos on YouTube!

xxx: romantic dating stories, romantic dating stories... all of this. I have a really cool story.
I go to work, in the center of the city. There are a lot of people around, everyone is in a hurry. And next to the park in the spring and summer is always a huge lawn. In this room, a girl is sitting and smiling. I approach her and ask what she is doing here. She is "and what? Do not ride at sea! Join us!"
I’ve been married for two years :)

by Leo Kaganov:
But, let's say, in the office department meat pizza wanted to order - one for everyone. He will be hungry. And, regretfully, people order a cake with cabbage to eat with everyone. And the wave of personal food problems lies on the shoulders of everyone who is forced to keep it from meat. And everyone in the soul blasphemes Pidarasa, who claims “meat I don’t eat.”

The 8-year-old daughter of a friend is disturbed by politeness and good manners, so sometimes burns:
1st Look at my mom’s friend’s ring.
- No ring, but the brilliants could be bigger.

2nd He eats from behind the table:
Thank you, the soup was delicious, but I’m sick now.

All this is said in a very polite and serious tone.

I come to work. And not to answer stupid questions – why am I sleeping here drunk.

Those 12 of the 43 go out, we pray for you.

Demon: Blind came to the military and it is closed
In the military, I would be surprised that I came so early.
MrG: Did you go there? Woke up early in the morning?
The tests must be passed.
MrG: nasri on the doorstep - here are all the tests)))
It was like that, but it was cold.
MrG: fire the commando - warm up)))

Wraithalex: Looking at our roads, I want to say in the words of the daughter: "Uncles made the road and broke it")

I recently thought about it and understood it. You cannot fall in love with Sasha. They need to be squeezed immediately. It does not end with anything good.
You may be right.
BOPSY: Yes, given that your mom and dad Sasha got you, you’re probably right.

Nostromo Heerepley > Schizophrenia in you...
skippy the-coin > Schizophrenia is convenient. Each task is individual.
skippy the-coin > A procedural-oriented method combined with an object-oriented approach.

Everyone cries "where is the spring?" and only snowboarders quietly write out of joy

In Spain, during the traditional bull race, a case occurred - three Russians with cries "For the Air" turned the flock back.

In the trip, the number of boys and girls was unequal, so Svetta and Vitey had to live in the same room.
I feel sympathy...
Q: What is sympathy for them?
Do they meet?? to
HH: Well... already yes!

Do you like a hero like a hero?
YYY: very blatant
Yyy: sent the naked of the gods, fucking the whole of Valimar, broke the half of the Teleri, put the half of the army under Angbad, cursed the sons and subjects.
YYY: The Hateful Hero
YYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I almost killed my brother.
YYY: Didn’t you forget anything?

We prepare for the passion. I am lying down, ready. She comes out of the bathroom in one lift. At my surprised question, why the elevator is still on it, he says, “Well, there must be at least some mystery.”
I love her.

The times have passed when I was quietly from my father watching porn on the spotlight! and then when he was quietly from me watching her on my compass!