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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64086
 11.05.2012
How did you travel?
In less pain. But I'll tell you to drive with the GPS :)
Has he talked to him? and ;)
At 10 o’clock we were joking with him :) It turned out to be more funny :(

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64085
 11.05.2012
The topolish puff is like the snow that lay in the month for which I have not yet been paid.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64084
 11.05.2012
M: I’m getting married to you!! to
and chita?
M: You’re watching hockey with me, you’re sick for ours, you’re falling asleep under the metal... that you still need to be happy?
M: Do you want me to include the first song I learned to play on the guitar?
Let’s go )
...
I know what this song is.)
M: Well, of course, it is in my status transmitted.)
Theme of Chooyoord ((
M: But the defect is counted, I get married.)

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64083
 11.05.2012
My wife (12:36:14)
by Zay! I accidentally pushed the coin into the cartridge on the notebook and it is now constantly restarted (( and it is not removed ((
My husband (12:37:55)
Why did you put her there?
My wife (12:48:25)
Well I don’t know... She rolled up and was so perfectly fit there (
My husband (12:51:25)
How to prove that pregnancy is not a disease? At least psychic.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64082
 11.05.2012
I can bet with you.
XXX: You are right.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64081
 11.05.2012

If I were a panda, would you come to my zoo?
A very philosophical question.
would come

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64080
 11.05.2012
I sit in the kitchen and hear the bell.
I thought "Okay, what only a cat will not do"
Then the bell sounded louder than the previous one.
I went into the kitchen and there...
The cat is jumping from the refrigerator to the luster!
Do you have a camp for special forces cats at home?

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64079
 11.05.2012
Dirty handwriting of doctors, dirty handwriting of doctors... Yes, you just don’t know the language of this;)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64078
 11.05.2012

Anastasia
I want to hair.

Alexis
I want a salad.

Anastasia
Tasty

Alexis
and haircut)

Anastasia
I don’t know how to cut my hair.

Alexis
I don’t know what kind of salad I want.

Anastasia
Take it all)
This is a salad.

Alexis
This is the same hair, mix in it all: a couple of dredds, a dozen pieces of African, a bunch of pieces.

Anastasia
Fuck you fucking! Go Jolly, I’ve done it.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64077
 11.05.2012
I dreamed of a dream about how Voldemort persuades Snape to work for himself, seducing him with a full social package, extended vacation, medical insurance at the Railway Hospital, departmental sanatorium twice a year and - it made me :) - food from a special distributor - specifically demonstrating what meat delicacies and what chocolate Snape will receive in food orders (c) ash_tree

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64076
 11.05.2012
Med University. Department of Military Medicine. I get a question on the list: the method of using ethyl alcohol inside. I spent ten minutes thinking about whether to write about snacks or not.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64075
 11.05.2012
Visits on the website advertising "+2 breast size per month with their own hands."
The first thought: papie mache?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64074
 11.05.2012
Have you noticed the ui update on GitHub?

The comments:

Yuri Artemiev
Fuck, it was better before.

The Yorgans
Yuri, did you compare shit?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64073
 11.05.2012
- And I went there on a slope and fell down and felt free!
When did someone put you in your pants?
No, no one is out, unfortunately.

[ + 30 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64072
 11.05.2012
Russia in 3D: Fools, Roads, Deputies

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64071
 11.05.2012
Damn, the jeans are gone, I don’t know how to wash it all...
Let me take it home, I have a super tool that cleanses everything.
The mother?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64070
 11.05.2012
A discussion of the photo of the late 1990s, where Pu and Me sit at the table:

What is the gold key on the right?
Yyy: From the country of fools.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64069
 11.05.2012
We have fun with good citizens.
The shameful pillar.
The Last Pop
The last king is drowned.

1817 to 1820 A.S. Pushkin

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64068
 11.05.2012
The post came from Ozone with new books for the dacha, they, therefore, offer me: "The Golden Book of the Gardener", "Place Design", "Camins and furnaces", "102 ways to steal electricity"... Russia...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64067
 11.05.2012
Not sleeping - this is when in the morning at work instead of two cell phones in the pocket found a remote from the TV and from the view.

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