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[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64046
 11.05.2012
@ In the network posted a video with an omonov, beating a pregnant woman

D. Peskov: Police should have acted harder

When we pull you out of the Kremlin, we will act harder.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64045
 11.05.2012
The xxx:
The only love in the world is the love of food.

The xxx:
Food will not betray you.

YYYY :
Shaurma has betrayed me once, barely reached the sortry.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64044
 11.05.2012
xxx: I exchange a package of A4 sheets for an Audi of the same model
yyy: use the scissors and change for two A5s

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64043
 11.05.2012
It’s like dedication to the Jedi, just a swallow.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64042
 11.05.2012
After the electric shock, the electrician became somewhat closed.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64041
 11.05.2012
I love Artem because in a situation where you need to say “You’re so stupid,” he says “You’re so cute.”

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №64040
 11.05.2012
I fucking fuck you, fucking fuck you!
SoV: You would not burn like that...

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64039
 11.05.2012
A friend recently shared: the motto of the Institute of Thermal Engineering, developing ballistic missiles, - We bring warmth and light to people!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64038
 10.05.2012
Slider: I'm going to go fucking
Slider: I’m in the shower
byzeg = (
......
Slider is fucking.
Slider: was in the shower.. opened the ice water.. set the task to stay 10 seconds
Slider: Lungs wheeled, began to breathe frequently and loudly.
Dad was in the neighboring room.
When I was in the shower, there was no one at home.
Byzeg: He thought you were shaking loudly.
slider: + I have messages behind the compound not broken - "I will go scam"))
See also: оло
Good that I didn’t start screaming! – AAAEEBIIS!! 1
Byzeg: YY

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64037
 10.05.2012
On the 9th of May, she said:
Silence, make the TV louder, now a minute of silence will be.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64036
 10.05.2012
0:44 Vladimir: Advice which movie to watch!!! to
0:45 ☜ p̲̅i̲̅l̲̅i̲̅m̲̅e̲̅n̲̅y &##9758;: I advise :: watch a good movie...no bad look, there fofo one still show

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64035
 10.05.2012
XXX: Hello as a Work
YYY: I am all burning...
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WOW: I am afraid I won't get... I managed to burn the floor of my back, shoulders and arms on the elbow today while I made the fence =\ so I burn on another plane and it has nothing to do with you now =\

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64034
 10.05.2012
I cleaned my ears and the headphones started to fall out.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64033
 10.05.2012
With VIO:

Q: What should I do if I have too many complexes?
A: If the anti-aircraft missile systems are sold.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64032
 10.05.2012
A colleague on the occasion of the ceremonial knives of the assassins says they have no nameless fingers. He compresses his fist - and a knife pops out between the indicator and the little one. In response to the replica:
If you meet a man without a finger, it means either a freezer or an assassin.

[ + 41 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64031
 10.05.2012
Yarobor
I want meat and fucking.
Yarobor
Or the opposite.
Lada
0_o
Yarobor
CHO?
Lada
Fi, how rough it is.
Yarobor
I have eaten the meat of the swine swallowed, and after this meal, you will be well fed!
Yarobor
in the)
Lada
And we will raise the feelings of the exalted and the tender and the lobes of the shy, thin.
Yarobor
Get rid of you, lady! Where do you come from? I burned the whole throat with aerosol nausea, and you did not stop eating from the cough of the decochta! Oh sorry! Only a brutal fucking act is available to us.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64030
 10.05.2012
They begin to rewrite the history of the Second World War.

Fuck the fuck!! by ZANOVA!!! At the foot...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64029
 10.05.2012
Legath: Do you want to see the soul-crossing creative from the author with an alternative-oriented hand position?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64028
 10.05.2012
I bought a gasoline.
222 is cool. The electric?
1111 O_O

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64027
 10.05.2012
Enter in the search "perfect code", on librusec. One of the variants: "the practical magic of modern witches. Rites, rituals and calls"
I suspect it)

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