HHH: Capec... Gave Igor a note name... So embarrassed before the general now...
WOW: What is it?and :)
Fuck, I’ll give that troll! Today I took his notebook from him, and I went to work without inclusion... I go in, I meet with the general... Well he asked, say, how things are there, I say – let’s show you, I have everything on the note...
I am looking forward to :) :)
I go in, I open the book, he wakes up and begins to publish sounds from the best German films in the entire general cabinet, I log in... And there is something open in the player! The chief so rattled and added: "you would have rested what... personal life would have settled".

This country is called Honduras.
The company was not named. The word had to be.

I was in three interviews. And the conversation in all about the same: in the vacancy costs ZP 30,000 rubles, but we can offer 25,000 rubles, white only 12,000 rubles. The vacation will be 3 weeks a year, not 4, but in the contract will be 4. It will be delayed, but no one will pay for it. Working day from 9:00 to 18:00, but the director comes at 8:00, so it is better to come at 8:30.
I wanted to ask if I should be able to collect sugar cane and know the song of the Negroes from Rabbi Isaura.

Comment on the lifehack post "And which iPhone app would you call the coolest for yourself this year?":
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Go to the book site before going to bed from the laptop to read something. It ranks the top 20 books, on the pen place of Kamasutra, on the second - One Hundred Years of Solitude. It doesn’t seem to be a very good experience with the people of Kamasutra :)

XXX: And let these high school students continue to think that Thrash has a husband.
Yyy: Do you think she lived in the sins of children? and :)
Zzzz : of course! from the carrier.
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from ZH:
Grelectric: Children in the middle of the 21st century will no longer scream from the pot: “Mommy, I’ve cracked!”

Stop the quarrels about homework. No need to argue. You just need to respect the right of others to rest, and take care of each other. You live with a human being, not a robot, remember this. When a man, unable to withstand the reminders of a running crane or a rushing stalk, begins to quietly mate, and says, “I, after all, do not have to be a sanitary technician (slipper, etc.).And " he is right. is right. And it is easier and quieter not to persuade him, getting more and more annoying, but immediately call the master. But the same way a woman has the right to say, “Dear man, I am not a washer, I am not a cook, I am not a cleaner – let’s hire a housewife.” She will also be right. Is it incomparable? Do you have such expenses in your pocket? True, not every family can afford such luxury - a housewife is expensive. And now think about why the sanitary services you need every five years and the services of a housekeeper are valued so differently. Maybe because she has a lot of work, and she does it much more often? Compare what load, in addition to the main work, your wife carries on a daily basis, and how often you have to do so. The "man" work for himself.
P.S I know there are a lot of men who at least sometimes help wives - no claims to you. We appreciate and love you. If you're one of them, don't miss it just out of male solidarity - remember how many of you have familiar loungers and gamers.

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My mom doesn’t let me.
XXX Why? Do you have a tradition of celebrating the end of the world in a family circle?

I loved her, scratched my teeth in photoshop, painted acne! She has changed me!!! to

Lawyers are pleased, lawyers are pleased

From school works

If there is global warming, bananas will grow everywhere.
Then people will stop working and gradually turn back into monkeys.
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At the end of her life, Anna Karenina fell under electricity.
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There were no computers before, and the girls were decent. So it was boring and people were fighting or explaining in love all the time. (Based on War and Peace)
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Professor Preobražensky finally realized that a dog is better than a man.
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During the duel there was snow and Lensky sang a very good sad song.
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Putin is the strongest. He can do whatever he wants and nothing will happen to him. We used to have a drunk president. He was drunk, and Chubais pulled his keys out of his pocket, opened the locks of his homeland and stole. And Putin himself opens up the closets of the homeland and takes from there everything he wants and gives to his friends. And whoever does not listen to him, he does not give, but instead takes them and puts them in jail.

Dear editor! Do you know if Santa Claus is there or not? My mother says it is, and my wife laughs.

He: Tell me, how do girls scream when they want sex?
She: You know it yourself. Tell them better how they talk when they don’t want to?
He is:...
She says, “You don’t know!
He: Namek understood...

But so that there are no such things from our invisible, they need to be fucked so that in ecstasy they tear their teeth. But that is the only thing that needs to be.

Sexually involved in overload dies first. It is not important forining the life of the body.

I talked to my wife on the phone at the end of the working day, discussing what she would prepare for dinner. At the end she asks:
Are you going to jump? (I hear "Beer will jump?")
The banks are two.
They laughed. I come home – she actually bought a couple of bottles of beer. I love my wife :)

The acquaintance spoke about what she calls her false imitator "Jackie". My guess, that in honor of the notorious Eastern actor, was confirmed by the most unpolitically correct phrase: "He is also yellow!"

xxx: oh, I hear in September 2013 in nursing houses will be overcrowded:)))
And the boys will be named End, and the girls will be named Light.

Choose yourself in the satellites of the lives of the moral worlds, then do not! I got! concerning both sexes.

YouTube, video "Best Chemical Tricks", where the professor shows various explosive chemicals. The tricks. The comment killed:
It is the fourth university professor. Last three he broke!!! to
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