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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63826
 05.05.2012
04.05.2012: The Odmin rebelled... they say Friday is not real!!! to

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63825
 05.05.2012
@see_ya_soon: In the Czech Republic stolen pedestrian metal bridge weighing 10 tons! How could they do it?!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63824
 05.05.2012
Question: Why does the morning stand up?
The top answer:
In the scientific manual "Bavis and Batthead" detailed
As it happens: in the morning, a fairy flies and calls a stand with a magic stick.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63823
 05.05.2012
Every time Chrome writes "Expecting Cash" it seems to me that he is asking me for money)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63822
 05.05.2012
I prefer not to meet myself, but that it was a coincidence.and :)

XHH: She’s wrapped up in the hole, and I’ll pull it out.and :)
Tagged: Romantic, Hole

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63821
 05.05.2012
If you cross Alexander Pankratov-Black and Sasha White, it will be either Sasha Grey or Alexander Serov.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63820
 05.05.2012
From the discussion of the drunken spray:

He struck a spray in his nose, smoked an electronic cigarette and went to bed with a rubber.
A woman.

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63819
 05.05.2012
From Habr:
If you pronounce “Java” as “Java”, please say not “jazz” but “jazz”.
Comments: I personally prefer the version with Steve Jobs (^_^)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63818
 05.05.2012
On May 7, drunk communicators swim in the fountains and smash old radio receivers and phones around the heads of passers.
Why the head of the passers?
- so they are not desanters - their heads hurt.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63817
 05.05.2012
HHH: You are wrong!
WOW : Why?
HH: I haven’t thought about that yet...

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63816
 05.05.2012
Do you want to crack? I’ll let you crack!
I am watching porn. It is not funny yet. It’s domestic and it’s not funny. Homemade – and it’s not funny either! And here’s what it’s about: shooting the video clearly pushed a foreign website, which was strictly popped in Russian for the frame. So, in the frame, hm, a girl, if you can call it so, but it is not funny again and not even the main thing. And behind the footage, hm, one actor, after a beer, tells another about his trip to Chechnya. Someone there patrol, marks and like someone mine broken in half. So, the story was interesting! I even checked to the end to listen, but there breaks out on the most interesting, as always. Isn’t it a pepper, right?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63815
 05.05.2012
When we say that we are mathematicians, it is a lie. In love, I am Einstein.
A gorgeous old man?

[ + 28 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63814
 04.05.2012
xxx: just before the 2018 World Cup, we need to get rid of everyone, so that no normal team comes to us
The Russian-Belarus phenal
We can really fuck.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63813
 04.05.2012
The girl is a woman in the basic configuration!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №63812
 04.05.2012
by Schizo:
I remember, when I was driving in Spasskoe, a father like this in front of a truck says: you want to overtake, you don't want - no, I overtake, he: AAAAAA WHERE TO MILL Faster Slower Left Right Take the EPTA Which will hit us who taught you to run well, you see has overtaken the norms, we go a little further, don't worry, all the receivers
by Schizo:
This is where I got the personality split ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63811
 04.05.2012
and Raziel:
You, admin, are asking me, fashionista, where do you have rules on the forum that I have not seen in my eyes...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63810
 04.05.2012
I am in the army, on the line to the doctor. There is a guy in front of me -"Tumbles!! The mist!and "
The guy enters, and the first question from the doctor -"name?"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63809
 04.05.2012
I bought a pack of yogurt.
has read:
The black yogurt. Delicious and useful.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63808
 04.05.2012
The investigation found that drunk young tourists (aged 18 to 21 years) broke into the park at night, swam with dolphins, and then took a penguin with them to a hotel called Dirk.

After trembling the next morning, they found the penguin in their room and immediately released him.

Are you filming Boy 3?

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63807
 04.05.2012
XX: Do you work at all? Where do you get the money for a house and a house?
Inheritance of a millionaire. I am very rich!
Buy me a cigarette, right? The unwillingness to exchange millions.

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