04.05.2012: The Odmin rebelled... they say Friday is not real!!! to
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@see_ya_soon: In the Czech Republic stolen pedestrian metal bridge weighing 10 tons! How could they do it?!
Question: Why does the morning stand up?
The top answer:
In the scientific manual "Bavis and Batthead" detailed
As it happens: in the morning, a fairy flies and calls a stand with a magic stick.
Every time Chrome writes "Expecting Cash" it seems to me that he is asking me for money)))
I prefer not to meet myself, but that it was a coincidence.and :)
XHH: She’s wrapped up in the hole, and I’ll pull it out.and :)
Tagged: Romantic, Hole
If you cross Alexander Pankratov-Black and Sasha White, it will be either Sasha Grey or Alexander Serov.
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From the discussion of the drunken spray:
He struck a spray in his nose, smoked an electronic cigarette and went to bed with a rubber.
A woman.
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From Habr:
If you pronounce “Java” as “Java”, please say not “jazz” but “jazz”.
Comments: I personally prefer the version with Steve Jobs (^_^)
On May 7, drunk communicators swim in the fountains and smash old radio receivers and phones around the heads of passers.
Why the head of the passers?
- so they are not desanters - their heads hurt.
HHH: You are wrong!
WOW : Why?
HH: I haven’t thought about that yet...
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Do you want to crack? I’ll let you crack!
I am watching porn. It is not funny yet. It’s domestic and it’s not funny. Homemade – and it’s not funny either! And here’s what it’s about: shooting the video clearly pushed a foreign website, which was strictly popped in Russian for the frame. So, in the frame, hm, a girl, if you can call it so, but it is not funny again and not even the main thing. And behind the footage, hm, one actor, after a beer, tells another about his trip to Chechnya. Someone there patrol, marks and like someone mine broken in half. So, the story was interesting! I even checked to the end to listen, but there breaks out on the most interesting, as always. Isn’t it a pepper, right?
When we say that we are mathematicians, it is a lie. In love, I am Einstein.
A gorgeous old man?
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xxx: just before the 2018 World Cup, we need to get rid of everyone, so that no normal team comes to us
The Russian-Belarus phenal
We can really fuck.
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The girl is a woman in the basic configuration!
by Schizo:
I remember, when I was driving in Spasskoe, a father like this in front of a truck says: you want to overtake, you don't want - no, I overtake, he: AAAAAA WHERE TO MILL Faster Slower Left Right Take the EPTA Which will hit us who taught you to run well, you see has overtaken the norms, we go a little further, don't worry, all the receivers
by Schizo:
This is where I got the personality split ?
and Raziel:
You, admin, are asking me, fashionista, where do you have rules on the forum that I have not seen in my eyes...
I am in the army, on the line to the doctor. There is a guy in front of me -"Tumbles!! The mist!and "
The guy enters, and the first question from the doctor -"name?"
I bought a pack of yogurt.
has read:
The black yogurt. Delicious and useful.
The investigation found that drunk young tourists (aged 18 to 21 years) broke into the park at night, swam with dolphins, and then took a penguin with them to a hotel called Dirk.
After trembling the next morning, they found the penguin in their room and immediately released him.
Are you filming Boy 3?
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XX: Do you work at all? Where do you get the money for a house and a house?
Inheritance of a millionaire. I am very rich!
Buy me a cigarette, right? The unwillingness to exchange millions.