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Only with UEFA permission can an animal be transported to the Euro 2012 stadium.

If they don’t let me go with Behemot, I won’t go.

Life succeeds if the truth causes positive emotions!!! to

Last summer was the case. My husband and I went on vacation in the village of Kratovo. To the country for free attached the cat Frosia - the perfect cat creature: hairy, beautiful, affectionate and independent. The landlord explained that Frosia considers the country a native home and regularly runs there if you try to take her to the city. So we were left with a bag of cat food and a strict order to call the owner if Froya disappeared from sight for more than two days.
One dark, rainy evening, while Frosia stared at something in the corner of the veranda (invisible to us, but cats are special creatures), my husband and I talked about household and other rural impurities. So well talked that I did not close my eyes all night, and the visit to the "comforts in the yard" in the morning was accompanied by my husband: one was to tears scary.
The morning began. One of my eyebrows disappeared from the trumbo on the same veranda: I put the jewelry in the trumbo dish every night and remembered exactly that yesterday both eyebrows were in place. The man cried out from the room: Didn't I take five hundred rubles from the chair at the bed? He put them in the evening specifically to go to the tank.
For two weeks, the most unexpected things disappeared from the house. I missed the bus, the flash and the begun wrapping, the husband - the headphones and the maika. Evil was finally revealed: what was always placed in the same visible place was lost. And Frosia continued to focus on looking at the dark corner of the veranda, which terribly annoyed us. Regular reading of the crypasta from the note only poured oil into the fire.
Here is the departure. We drink tea with the housewife, she invites you to come again, the husband laughs about the housewife... and the housewife, shouting with her hands, shouts, “I didn’t tell you!” He runs to the comforts of the yard. There on the reverse side is a warehouse, where garden tools and all kinds of old clothes are stored.
On the floor we found a whole treasure. Paper notes are blurred, but whole. These are hairstyles in which I only recognized one of my own. Cushions, small bulbs, torn paper, clothes, including the husband's maid, headphones, beads, missing earrings and flashes. The bandage was also found, although it was no longer suitable for continuation. Of the unrecognized things for some reason especially remembered rubber pops.
The perfect cat Frosia suffered from a strange type of kleptomania. In the warehouse she really had a treasury, where the thief dragged everything he looked at. By what signs, in addition to the ability to take away in the teeth, things looked Frose, is a mystery. But the greatest weakness she apparently fed to hair rubber and paper, including money.
The hostess apologized and suggested that Froya should have been born forty, out and color suitable, but something didn't work out.
I will never forget Frosie’s gaze over the ruined treasure house.
If this year I can remove the same landscape, I will bring her rubber and paper and lay it out in prominent places. Take a kleptomaniac. It should be in the perfect cat to be... hm... a glitter.

It is not so difficult to love a goat, it is difficult to raise seven goats alone.

I don’t like to get up early.
I fall from the sofa.

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McQeen95 - SUCKAVYBAILYBALYWHEREWHAT ALWAYS FALLS A NUBE COMMAND????! to
Charge – is 95 the year of birth or IQ? and :)

Until I was 18, I thought Persian carpets were made from the wool of a Persian cat.

xxx> listen what do you think we will have those who will not give up the gentlemen at all?
xxx> is not the case. Will many give up?
yyy> Well I think 90 percent
xxx> and the remaining 10% will be deducted??? If you do not give up, they will be deducted!!!! to
xxx> then after a year you have the right to recover
XXX> and who does not give up?
XXX> and I will not give up?
yyy> Damn, if you continue to panic and load and increase importance, then yes
xxx> are you sure of the answer?
xxx> and why are you sure?
XXX> and you give up?
yyy> who is sure?
yyy> am I sure?
yyy> who are you?
yyy> where is Herbert?
yyy> where am I, where is everything?
yyy> how do we equip Russia?
Why did dinosaurs eat ice cream?
xxx> what is the number of questions??? I do not have such

The top of the wickedness is to place mines at the corners of the map in the Sapera.

[13:46:40] Alex: Let’s dig out the haircut of the nora!
[13:46:55] Alex: And fucking on his affairs, to eat trachats there
I don’t like it anymore.
[13:47:11] Alex: And here comes the hammer! The car takes his house.
[13:47:23] Alex: and so comes the sick, eaten and fucked
Alex: And here’s the fuck! - Hammer
[13:47:47] Alex: electricity in the hole swallowed - a hamster comes out and fucking a puppy
[13:48:08] Alex: because let the fuck click, defend your fool
[13:48:21] Alex: this is the summary at every step in nature!
[13:48:22] Alex: Ohueli
[13:48:34] Alex: corruption in wolf circles!
[13:49:15] Alex: on everyone! I repeat! At every step!
[13:49:21] Alex: the hamster takes the place of the puppy!
[13:49:33] Alex: even though the puppy worked hard, digging out the nursery!
Alex: fucking hamsters, always hated them

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Hitler passed through Hitler.

Jeff_Kehrly: How is it? Recommend a movie to watch at night.
Jeff-Kehrly: Tolk is not a military. Last week I only watched a war movie.
Mirror: What did you look at?
Jeff-Kehrly: Star Wars

putannik: the head of the office ordered not to put the left software, I as an administrator was forced to sign some paper that said all the users are responsible for what is installed on their machines.
Now I have the way to most programs starting at \\director\c$\program files\....

We have one tester got a call somewhere like in hotels on the check-in and every time he finds a bug - calls...
Head of Department: It’s annoying! I have a Pavlov reaction to these calls - "the cake is ready and it's time to take it out!"

The repair of the apartment in the style of "hai-tech" smoothly moved into the style of "hai-tak", and ended in the style of "hren with it".

Children’s bed, manufactured by SCV-Company.
When assembling this device, I remembered all the matte words and invented a couple of new ones.
1st Instructions for writing binoculars-PTUst for aliens
2nd When trying to find anything about the assembly of this model in the internet, only posts of the type "man and neighbor began to collect a bed and went to drink for a week".
Three The marking on the details and in the instructions do not coincide in principle.

Results of collection:
- for the final assembly lacks eight M6X50 screws, I will try to buy tomorrow
Four holes had to be drilled. The details did not fit in the places intended for them.)
- 3 times had to clean the garbage from the holes with a knife, 2 times to drill out
- the black spot from the garbage was misunderstood for the marking, now in the bottom of the box one left hole (the marking as it turned out there is not provided)
- there was no extension of the attachment of the divided parts of the box, but I hit from the first time
- especially want to note the fixation of the bottom in the position "for newborns". It is necessary to hold the back of the bed with three limbs in the wheel. position and twist the screws to the ass at 1/3 of the turn at a time. (Around 8 hours have passed)
- delivered the phrase in the instructions, literally: "Fixing directing to the side wall of the commodity in the second hole of three with the help of self-cutting"

Plus: I’ve never had such a technical quest.

[12:05:07 PM] Evgeny: I don’t seem to like the development department.
[12:05:14 PM] Eugene: tested on the background of the Windows app, the release of which was supposed to come out.
[12:05:18 PM] Evgeny: fell, gave to work
[12:05:22 PM] Evgeny: gathered a new building
[12:05:28 PM] Evgeny: bring, type yuu everything works
[12:05:36 PM] Eugene: in half a minute I bring them back
[12:05:43 PM] Evgeny: The app is not launched
[12:05:53 PM] Evgeny: I understood what the look of the murderer looks like

As a proctologist (one who treats the buttocks) I will answer "Put an expander or scissors in a variety. And no labels should be read." the following:
Put them there only if there is an acute desire to visit me for the treatment of freshly baked hemorrhoids ;)

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Norma and you?
I’m going to bake two chickens today.
One is named Jan, and the other?
We will have the second...

White tape is better than black, but worse than machine gun.