There are only two policemen in Liechtenstein: the Good and the Evil.

Crazy girl))) (01:55:25 13/04/2012)
You are a "sweet"?
DARKSEED (01:55:58 13/04/2012)
rather a zombie.

For the American, Gagarin is worse than Hitler, because Hitler burned Jews and Gagarin burned American souls.

222: For the American Gagarin, it’s nobody, they don’t know.
333: It is now they do not know, and then Gagarin knew, and the satellite, and the KGB and where to hide in a nuclear strike.

No, what kind of shit I’m working with! I left for half an hour and on you - all my bubble polyethylene burst!! to

The shopkeeper had fun. I sit at the beginning of the car and side-sightedly notice that it is all shaking, until the knee shakes. And he begins to sell the spores of mushrooms with a calm, silenced voice. No one is listening and after 15 seconds says loudly:"Well, it’s impossible to work! The car is sitting and does not listen to me. No one needs my mushrooms!..." and the offended goes away.and :)
c) Yodkin

code: she says how good I am) but then finds a thousand reasons not to give =)

Without NTV, I would have forgotten who Pugacheva is.

YYY: Listen to...
You are so strange.
I told you yesterday that I don’t like this song.
XXX: And you throw it away to me anyway.
I will not throw you on the wall of dead cats.

While the Russian army of their boys makes men, the Russian entertainment television makes boys women, and apparently wins second.

by alenochka13
No, Drone, well you understand how ohuenno about everything in this strange world: I sit here and worry that I have never washed the windows in the apartment, and some kind of japoška at the other end of the world to rub all the windows in the world - to him the main thing is that the tectonic plates do not move!!!!!!!!! to

Dialogue with a 6-year-old daughter
I: daughter, you were asked today? she: yes, by reading. I: well and how, you answered well? she: well* pause*, but wrong))))))))))

In a couple, the lecturer read a lecture on the topic "Photos". In the street is spring, warm and all students are not prepared to go to school. Prepod asks the question: What types of electronic and optical devices do you know?
Student 1: " Can there be a display?"
Prepod " not quite, but what was before, before the display?"
Staging 2 : "Staging 2..."

Speaking on Skype, one of the participants decided to share his successes in STALKER Online:
and URA! I found the sergeant.
This must be the guy of Dasha Kulakova, right?

Prorok: I can't play shats in the wave
Prophet: Because otherwise I will not give up
Opium deliciously heated the Prophet according to Ozhegov's dictionary.
Why did you warm me up?
Opium repeated the procedure.

XXX: I hear you.
Leave the huge trees in peace!! to
XXX is a dolphin!! Where will we live?!! to
XXX: Not there

In 20-30 years at retro.fm I will chase the dabe step

It's only the shit can love a girl just for the fact that she's playing the shit games.

If you have never borrowed, you are not only wise, but poor.

This vacuum cleaner company reminded me of a religious sect: I could not get rid of them for months, even by throwing the bell. Finally, the girl cried out that she would be fired unless she showed me her unfortunate vacuum cleaner. I could not withstand and gave up. There were two: the same girl and her boss, a young, impressive guy. Maybe it’s hypnosis, but I was really determined to put them out in ten minutes, and only put them out in four hours. All this time, the girl was dealing with the real Kamasutra with her huge vacuum cleaner and its numerous ticks, and at the same time she continuously cuddled. I still can’t get rid of the feeling that I have to devote the rest of my life to dusting out the billions of tiny monsters that have grown in my carpets and clothes. The guy, no fucking help the girl, recorded in a notebook each of her cheeks. How do you get her out here? Finally, a guy asked me to give a contact to who else can offer their unique products. I suggested that if I give it, they will stop bothering me. I gave them the phone of my worst enemy. The guy broke into the notebook and said – this won’t go, let’s go again. “How will it not go?” “I’m upset,” he said, “he’s making a good job, just for your vacuum cleaner for five thousand dollars. I am not the one who has struck you!” The answer was surprisingly simple and logical: “You understand, he just gave us your phone...”

Learning that the ex-husband is marrying a young neighbor, she avenged him with a purely female deception: she married the neighbor's father and became a aunt.