Dialogue with a colleague:
- Listen to the nose itching to the drunk, but why the lips itching?
At the mine...
In fact, the director was going to go...

To this:
Do you also think that only you work and the rest are pinning the shit?? to

Fuck, and I have the opposite – it always seems to me that I am the only one to pin it, and the others to pasture like horses!

Only the ending place on Winchester allows you to set priorities and understand what is really important in life.

He also started in the choir and ended with heroin.
WOW - well you copet simplified - took and cut off 98% of the history of his life

He remembers telling me of one driver who carried all kinds of bugs on an old four:
- Imagine, I went out on the track in the morning and suddenly out of the hole, that instead of instruments, a rat jumped out on my knees, healthy, I barely entered the bus. And the rat jumped under the pedals and started to run there, and I was her foot, her foot!! to
How did it end?
and nothing. She got into the hole, in the floor, jumped out.

Correspondence in the SOS. Networking with my girlfriend.
Hello to you :)
and hello)
How is it? )
Okay, how are you? ?
It is good)))
Go to your wife when you are so good!!! I thought you were sitting at work dying of boredom and you see well! I thought, I don’t want to date a guy who doesn’t care about me, and even more so without me well!!!! We are separating.
This is how they separated.

Few people know that ninja turtles wore bandages in their eyes so that no one would recognize them.
They wore clothes so that they could be distinguished between themselves.

Recently, in the courtyard, I heard children playing in the snow: "And if you behave badly, the evil CREDIT will come!"

Lex
How did you rest?
Roaring -Dushman+
Guess who can give pisses to 8 healthy men?
Lex
Do you know, Superman?
Roaring -Dushman+
No is wrong. 12 healthy men (

Corruption is an eternal battle. It won’t work faster.

Yesterday I visited Vologda for business. And walking through the streets of this ancient Russian city saw a striking picture. Imagine: on the roadside of the road a huge pit, through which cars are carried without reducing the speed. Next to the road - a sidewalk on which to walk a pedestrian, and not to be scratched - is absolutely impossible. And here on the sidewalk are two girls, eighteen years old, and one of them in a white jacket... All – I think, now the white jacket will have a miserable look! But it turned out that I greatly underestimated the ingenuity of the Volgograd girls!
In front of the grove, the girl gave her bag and suitcase to a friend, and herself, rushing to some fence, returned, holding half a red brick in her hand. Now the two girls began to slowly walk along the pit, while the white jacket moisturizer threateningly nodded with a brick in his hand, while looking at the cars passing by. Her whole appearance expressed the absolute confidence that she would unthinkingly throw that brick into the car that would make her dirt! I was in this column, and I really did not want to get a stone in the glass!
The cars didn’t just slow down, they stopped. And they stood until the girls passed through the dangerous area. As the old saying goes, “There are women in Russian villages!”

The guilty cat was placed in the corner where he blamed again.

What kind of Elena are you? Beautiful or wise?
Elena_r: before...
Elena_r is...
Elena_r: at the...
Elena R: Oh! The admitted!

(About writing the diploma)
Previously, I generally thought that visiting the library of Lenin for the purpose of study is a fantastic mysticism, and yesterday it turned out to be a reality... honestly, it liked there, even the guards have such rows, that in violation of their orders, they will not wet with bows, legs, heads, and their intelligence to destroy.

We have cabins for girls and boys in the toilet in the same room. I’ve never seen a man wash his hands when he walks out of the cabin!!! They don’t even wash!% of :D
Can they lick?
How about cats?
I hope you have your hands?:D :D :D :D :D

Shiva1: Generally speaking, as Captain Shepard once said, “Fuck, Olo, I’m a UFO driver!”

My son 7 years. A tooth fell out and he wrote a letter to a tooth fairy and placed a tooth on it. I want an iPhone 4C. My mother read the letter. In order to get such a gift, the teeth must be golden.

I got into the hospital.
WOW: Where is it?
Tag: in urology
LOL, what about you?
XHH: Nedtrach and Prefap
Tagged: looooooool

You remember when we were kids we thought tomorrow would come early if we go to bed.
Tomorrow, in any case, will come before we go to bed.

Zizmo> Well and Lan. I’m not going to talk to you =(((
Disa> *comes a sneezing nose with ice cream and promises to bring it to the zoo* ))
zizmo> liayaya =))) * joyfully knocks in the palms and shouts dumb "Zoopark!!! The zoo!!" and
Disa> * pretends how much he will be paid in the zoo for such a valuable copy*)))