When you get out of yourself, you can go too far.

- And I once showed a girl I knew a car signalling barrel with feedback when they appeared, where the machine on such a screen is drawn.
I say - look when the door is open - here on the screen the door blinks, when you start the car - here such clouds from the car go, like it works. And the girl looked, looked, and said: And when the car is stolen, it leaves the screen, right?

The pig, seeing the mangal in the yard, began to catch mice and laugh on strangers.

Vasily Pippa: A hideous sign when I go to the quarter in quantum mechanics, and a man approaches me and says that I am created for art =\

I write a diploma. There has not been a single gap in the text so far. The case came to the registration, left the first 2 empty pages under the title and headline. Closed and forgotten. I open the next day and instead of the usual "Introduction" I see a clean sheet. The feeling I experienced in the first few seconds before my memory came back cannot be described in words.

t2rget: A 6-year-old son of a friend was taken to the hospital for injections after surgery. After the procedure, the father asks the question to the child - "what to say to the aunt?". The boy pulling up the pants pronounces "Thank you?! Why thank you? What is the cause of this?"

The first comment on the tracker to the fresh horror:

uvch
Rejoices the novelty and unusuality of the plot: young people, a mansion behind the city, all died...

Do you love all the derivatives of eggs: zephyr, eggs and so on?
I like the original too!

xxx: I understood that I won't get a paycheck soon when the boss called and took 300 r.)))

A good comrade from the bank had a disaster, the broker was fucking the futures. Futures is the right to buy goods at a fixed price... 700 tons of oil... I don’t know where they then divide it, but I envy those who saw the eyes of the head of the department when he read a letter from the Arab Emirates, saying “where the tanker to send, or we have a parking only 24 hours free.”

Imagine that December 20th this year will be done by those who believed in the end of the world by the Maya.
They have one day left for the rest of their lives. There will be disgrace. It will be a tr% of everything that moves on the street. This is the end of the world for those who don’t believe it. :D

I’m not a fan of Aerosmith. Of all his works, I only like Liv Tyler.

Called today from spam-to-telephone, on the offer to connect. There was this dialogue:
He: Do you have someone who uses a computer, can I talk to him?
I: No, we don’t have a computer unfortunately.
He (thinkingly and nostalgically) :yes... then it will be problematic to carry you the internet...

I have (I have)
I have everything)
Except for the nipples and the vagina.
Tagged with: smells
And I think it is the opposite:

XXX: Where are you missing? He was not in the universe for two weeks.
YYY: I am so good.
XXX is stupid? They will count.
Why are you so pessimistic? You have to think positive =)
XXX: In the meantime, I put a question mark...

Black Water: Only in Russia we have a working day

A forum on latent homosexuality.

The famous fact is that whoever screams louder is himself.
YYY: That’s what, the Jews themselves and the Negro?

Do you still consider a fool the sex that completely fled the army?

I tell a familiar young mother (daughter 3 months, period of constipation) about BP:
-and they also have status types "she loves coffee, cigarettes and his"
I love when the child cries.

What is happening to the world? Previously I went to the forum, asked a question and you were explained in five different ways that you are an idiot, and now you go in, ask any nonsense and nobody can answer at all.