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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63646
 01.05.2012
When you get out of yourself, you can go too far.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №63645
 01.05.2012
- And I once showed a girl I knew a car signalling barrel with feedback when they appeared, where the machine on such a screen is drawn.
I say - look when the door is open - here on the screen the door blinks, when you start the car - here such clouds from the car go, like it works. And the girl looked, looked, and said: And when the car is stolen, it leaves the screen, right?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №63644
 01.05.2012
The pig, seeing the mangal in the yard, began to catch mice and laugh on strangers.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63643
 01.05.2012
Vasily Pippa: A hideous sign when I go to the quarter in quantum mechanics, and a man approaches me and says that I am created for art =\

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №63642
 01.05.2012
I write a diploma. There has not been a single gap in the text so far. The case came to the registration, left the first 2 empty pages under the title and headline. Closed and forgotten. I open the next day and instead of the usual "Introduction" I see a clean sheet. The feeling I experienced in the first few seconds before my memory came back cannot be described in words.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63641
 01.05.2012
t2rget: A 6-year-old son of a friend was taken to the hospital for injections after surgery. After the procedure, the father asks the question to the child - "what to say to the aunt?". The boy pulling up the pants pronounces "Thank you?! Why thank you? What is the cause of this?"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №63640
 01.05.2012
The first comment on the tracker to the fresh horror:

uvch
Rejoices the novelty and unusuality of the plot: young people, a mansion behind the city, all died...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63639
 01.05.2012
Do you love all the derivatives of eggs: zephyr, eggs and so on?
I like the original too!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63638
 01.05.2012
xxx: I understood that I won't get a paycheck soon when the boss called and took 300 r.)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63637
 01.05.2012
A good comrade from the bank had a disaster, the broker was fucking the futures. Futures is the right to buy goods at a fixed price... 700 tons of oil... I don’t know where they then divide it, but I envy those who saw the eyes of the head of the department when he read a letter from the Arab Emirates, saying “where the tanker to send, or we have a parking only 24 hours free.”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63636
 01.05.2012
Imagine that December 20th this year will be done by those who believed in the end of the world by the Maya.
They have one day left for the rest of their lives. There will be disgrace. It will be a tr% of everything that moves on the street. This is the end of the world for those who don’t believe it. :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63635
 01.05.2012
I’m not a fan of Aerosmith. Of all his works, I only like Liv Tyler.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63634
 01.05.2012
Called today from spam-to-telephone, on the offer to connect. There was this dialogue:
He: Do you have someone who uses a computer, can I talk to him?
I: No, we don’t have a computer unfortunately.
He (thinkingly and nostalgically) :yes... then it will be problematic to carry you the internet...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63633
 01.05.2012
I have (I have)
I have everything)
Except for the nipples and the vagina.
Tagged with: smells
And I think it is the opposite:

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63632
 30.04.2012
XXX: Where are you missing? He was not in the universe for two weeks.
YYY: I am so good.
XXX is stupid? They will count.
Why are you so pessimistic? You have to think positive =)
XXX: In the meantime, I put a question mark...

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63631
 30.04.2012
Black Water: Only in Russia we have a working day

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №63630
 30.04.2012
A forum on latent homosexuality.

The famous fact is that whoever screams louder is himself.
YYY: That’s what, the Jews themselves and the Negro?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №63629
 30.04.2012
Do you still consider a fool the sex that completely fled the army?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №63628
 30.04.2012
I tell a familiar young mother (daughter 3 months, period of constipation) about BP:
-and they also have status types "she loves coffee, cigarettes and his"
I love when the child cries.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63627
 30.04.2012
What is happening to the world? Previously I went to the forum, asked a question and you were explained in five different ways that you are an idiot, and now you go in, ask any nonsense and nobody can answer at all.

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