XXX: The thought came to mind.
As a child, I didn’t paint – I was very embarrassed about what happened.
I didn’t actually paint most of the time.
xxx: became a seashnik - overcame a sense of shame and conscience
I started to paint =)
Among the Trideshnikovs there is an opinion that if in the scene to make 2 Vireevic light sources and one of them to expose a negative value of power, such a scene will be rendered forever, because all the light created by the first sources will be absorbed by the second.
xxx: sweet, sweet, favorite, greeting, how are you doing?))
How much? and when do you give?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
WOW : good )
I love you, you always understand me ?
Because you’re so nice to talk when you need money ?
Oh, I think I’m burning!
HHH: What are you doing?
I drink like her.
What about vodka?
I just pointed
You're at work in an hour and you're in the cage.
I just drink, fucking
The Captain: Ahah
Yesterday I was amused by the story of my three-born sister.
She is 22, and she has been in America for two months. This is what Homo says.
She lived a few days in Hollywood with seven Australian idiots. They once stumbled hard, and one of them was completely foolish. Well, she felt pity on them, said, say, let’s get a corner of ladies.
They began to scream that you Russians were totally stupid coal to eat. She explained to them that it was not stone coal, but wood, specially burned, processed, etc.
In short, everyone refused, and the one who had the worst of all accepted.
Well, she returns in the morning, looks - all fucking dead absolutely, and the one who took, such a cucumbers, enjoys life. And all the others immediately stood up to her in line for coal XDD
Then the legend went on, saying, it is clear why the Russians are so crazy, they have magical coal.
Enjoy me with something.
What for example?
For example sex.
What will you please me?
I share the joy of sex.
Give me enough of this love at a distance. The refrigerator, you move into my room.
What is the food refrigerator? #65279
zzz: only forensic expert, could doubt the food efficiency of the refrigerator))))
Dandamaze: Many Linuxs in the depths of their souls love macOS
polenos: what is it for?))
Dandamaze: Well, in the depths of their hearts, they want a system where you don’t have to constantly adjust anything. Turn on and it works.
dandamaze: but here is the trouble: buying a devoted apple computer, they will first go into the settings...
The hot season of summer holidays is behind, but this does not mean that you can forget about the holiday. This autumn Aeroflot offers you new destinations to the exotic corners of our planet"...It just came from Aeroflot...This is how we have a summer in Siberia....
The husband told, and his brother, who worked in the vineyard in the Krasnodar region.The most boring job of cutting the vineyard was sent to LTP clients. (For those who are not aware or forgotten - there were such institutions in Soviet times for the re-education of alkas).The task was this: on the extreme branches to leave 4 kidneys, on the rest of 2.The task turned out to be too difficult for the contingent, long suffered with them, until one of the brigadiers was obscured. Now the respective branches had to be cut into either a bottle or a glass. And the work is wrapped!
X: The cat, by the way, is the same, or is it better?
Y: It’s the same, the color and smell have not changed, but now it’s in the pot =)
The sleeping man came to work today. After a while, the secretary translates a call to me. Not having time to take the telephone, a young man, who was introduced to Maxim, begins to broadcast with a lively voice:
-Good morning, my name is Maxim, I represent the company "Rog and Copy". Our company is engaged in outsourcing IT services, bla bla.
I understood that this is not interesting, because all the work on IT is done by me. Here to my hearing reaches his tirade:
-<...> Our company works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year...
I answered with a sleepy voice:
Young man, this year (2012) is a high year. When are you not working this year?
Half a minute’s silence in the telephone, after which Maxim says, “Oh, we’ll call you again” and puts the telephone on.
We watch a movie with her wife, suddenly she cries, pointing to one of the characters on the screen:
Look at, look at! Her nails are green, straight like mine, only I have red!
As it turned out, there was a glow of this lac...
Do not believe the proverbs. I was told today that if I throw out a coin, I will lose more money. He threw 1 ruble and found 50 on the street. I made two ice cream for them.
YYY: This is lucky, so lucky.
Zzz: Don’t throw away a thousand in the hope of finding fifty.
xxx: We came to an interview with a girl programmer on vb
YYY: So what?
XXX is fifth size.
YYY: Do you have anything on the VB?
XXX: The Fifth Dimension! to
I can't drive my brother with the comp
WOW: you can try to apply something like [image with clock removal scheme]
You didn’t answer for a long time, so I clarify: it was a joke.
Web programmers don’t call their ex-girlfriends when they get drunk. They look at their previous projects.
by Valeria:
I’ve had a shock today.)
I have never heard of such street proposals.)
I sit on the bench, the guy (looking like a typical botanist: pants under the chest with a belt, a filled shirt, glasses...) approaches and says:
Can I sit?
– No
I want to meet, can I?
and no!
Could I fuck you?
Fuck the fuck!! And he takes sharply away.
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We took Maman today from the village, the roads are narrow, two cars will be separated. While she was going to sit smoking, the entrance door was open. A man comes in, don’t tell me whose car it is. I say mine. It’s me – let’s change! I say, Let’s go, what kind of car do you have? The man in a light stupor, 20 seconds looked at me -Well, I mean you go ahead, and I will go to my place. Although I can change, I have Volga. My mother and I almost fell down) No, I say, thank you not! The man for the whole dialogue did not even smile, the walk with the problem of the YU))
The actress, Alexander Grey, was sexually assaulted. Three unknown persons died on the spot.