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In the evening, the street will be closed to tanks.
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at 09:50 artem
In the evening, the Tverska street will be closed for tanks to travel, I did not know that Tverska is open for tanks to travel during the day.

111 (14:49:16 24/04/2012)
The government has introduced a “black list” of books that are now banned from selling. According to the ministry's instructions, the anti-utopia of Aldous Huxley "About a Wonderful New World" will now disappear from bookstores, as well as about 20 more novels by writers of the last century, including Irwin Wells, William Berrouse and Charles Bodler, reports New Policy.
222 (14:49:31 24/04/2012)
OPP PA
111 (14:49:51 24/04/2012)
Have you read CHO?
222 (14:49:56 24/04/2012)
What if I find?
222 (14:50:20 24/04/2012)
Arrested with two Bodler volumes in his pocket
111 (14:55:11 24/04/2012)
The Fucks Gone
111 (14:55:53 24/04/2012)
The audio books are fucking real!!!! to
222 (14:56:29 24/04/2012)
With me, with you, Berry
222 (14:59:32 24/04/2012)
He began with Wales, but then but then he was inserted less and less, he began to use Hunter Thompson, fatal to him was overdose Berrouse.
111 (15:04:33 24/04/2012)
And the bargains beat Fat and Chekhov.
222 (15:05:15 24/04/2012)
speak at clubs for free, as a sample, give brochures Bulgakov
111 (15:06:09 24/04/2012)
For now, Conan-Doyle can be burnt-free, but it will soon be banned.

Conversation in the information agency:

1 - Why are you ashamed? Turn on the blonde and call, they’ll tell you.
2 - I have another problem... I would like to turn this blonde off.

Updating Firefox, I realized what is its main difference from Chrome.
Firefox: "Do you want to allow personal data collection to improve your product? Yes and No"
Chrome: "Do you want to allow personal data collection to improve your product? OK"

22:35 PM Happy Birthday! How did he say?
He got up at seven, went to work, returned home at half eight, went on a run, returned after an hour and sat down for a work project.
22:45 hh: em.. well Ahoueno noted!!!)

Eldar
Did you break up with someone via SMS? Don’t call me, don’t write me or anything like that. Not by talking, namely SMS?! to

wrong_wrong ‏
No SMS!Only a package with a bomb...Only hardcore!)

Ruslan
I want an anti-virus on no book as it is installed

Anti Ruslan
Rus lan de bil, why do you have an anti virus, better kill a sib

Why is a chair called a chair?
WOW: And that’s why, son, no one is standing there doing that...

Chuck: valer =)) throw me a picture in the morning on the first article.... the cat cat flashed the flash and hid it somewhere(((

Ppc, journalists burn in headlines: "Mosgorduma engaged in unconventional sex"

Artimage: Cannabinoids provoke weakened attention and memory impairment.

BGMT: Oh no shit, cannabinoids have an extremely indirect effect on memory. They slightly decrease the production of a neurotransmitter, forgot how it is called, but he is virtually not involved in the processes of this as his.

RT @ScrapDnB: The Russian word "Bubble" in English is divided into two: Boob + Lick. If you know what I mean.

xxx: I went on a trip to the city yesterday
YYY: Long to go?
xxx: approximately one and a half albums of nirvana.)

When Leonid Yakubovich got on his foot, he did not shrink and called the whole word.

Kamchatka on April 25. I see from the window, as a man pulled out of the garage snowmobile and cross bike, thinking.
/f

We are responsible for those who are connected.

c) the provider

Where did you get those numbers from? Dried from the finger? Take it from another place!

Cleaning in the house:
(D) Was it crazy to squeeze my icons from the Holy Matrona into a barrel box?
A) And what is it? They bother me on the bookshelf. I put everything in a row. How many have you already? 5 is? 6 is?
Do not dare to touch them! I am a religious man! You have to respect my feelings!
The Two Main Commandments of Christ.
d) How do I know? I never knew and will not learn. Not that matter!
(M) Okay, my religious, I will not touch =)

We sit in a restaurant, quiet veranda. Everything is broken, but not in the shell.

One of them has a phone. He whispers to everyone "T-s-s-s"... wife!"
He takes the tube. and further:

He said, “Yes, dear, I don’t drink, I don’t drink, as you might think.
...
I’m driving, I’m already in the electric car.
...
If you can’t hear it, listen carefully.

Then he slightly presses the pipe with his hand and polymnotes monotonously bormochets "tidyšč-tidyščščščščščščšč, tidyšč-tidyščščščščšč..."

The communication is interrupted, and he turns to us -"Well, how did she guess that we were booing, right?"

Girl (D): sweet, help me
I: What is that?
D: I need to understand what I need, and I don’t understand... :(
I: How should I understand?
A: You love me too :)