I just love modern fashionists! Thanks to them I can wake up in the morning, no haircut and people will think that this is my style.)))

Here are normal girls holding rings in memory of boys. The flowers. Tickets to the movie, I don't know, messages in contact, after all! And I gave him 6 ampoules of salic acid.

I have something with my car.
Do you know what happened to your car?
What is?
You have Kalina. This is what you have with your car.

xxx:"Scientists are a terrible site! To me are asked in friends stretched ceilings, windows and curtains and closets. I don’t remember learning with me"(Twitter)

I was taught in my childhood: "Be wiser - be silent", "Do not connect with an idiot", or "You are a girl, give in". And I give in, and I keep silent... I keep silent... And there are many of us who adhere to the rule of the DDD (Give the Fool to the Road). Here they go everywhere forward. Those who are silent, those who are wiser, those who are silent, those who are wiser. And then we wonder why idiots make us. Maybe you should be silent, right?

Now all private security organizations (Private Security Enterprises) are renamed into private security organizations (Private Security Organizations).
And it would be fun to create such a COO, and call it "Hotels". You call for example in such a chao, and there you on the phone:
Home "Hotels" As they say: and presented and immediately asked the question...operatively))

Q: How is the cat?
YYY: shutstreet:) barely entered the open system. And the glory of socks will have to buy more often - left at the couch as always, the socks were taken by the mouse and tortured. It almost fell by the death of the brave :) There were attacks on the door, with the run and the forehead. The Iron Lady's struggle still stands:), the fighter does not give up :)

On Easter morning, my daughter (4 years old) saw her mother’s socks (with a smell).
On the day, Dad brought painted eggs. During the cleaning, some of the dirt were found.
On the first day after the holidays, taking her out of the kindergarten, the daughter gave to the whole group:
My mom’s feet smelled like dad’s eggs.
10 minutes 7 adults could not change their children as normal.

About how funny the relationship between a girl (d) and a guy (p) cyclists, from correspondence:
Q: Do you have a lubricant?
I’ll buy if I need what? :)
D is chain?
Q:)))) And the chain we find you want to arrange a garden-maso?)
d: lubricating chain, collie
A: Blind
P: No, there is no lubrication chain (

"...the directions will be given for employment in the Emergency Services "Elvira", and for 3 refusal of the proposed work benefit will be deprived)))))"

not funny. It is already happening.
About two years ago, a scandal broke out in Germany, where a 40-year-old woman was offered a job of a prostitute on the labour market. When she refused, she was deprived of unemployment benefits, arguing that the job is no worse than any other, and the benefit can only be obtained by those who are actively looking for work.

How can I explain to my foolish friends that the dog is called Liara, not because I played the Mass Effect, but because my mom called it fucking 8 years ago?! to

Loss of 80 lvl
On September 1, Germany invaded Poland. Two days later, France and Britain declared war on Germany. The Second World War began. The Germans called this war Sitzkrieg, the French la drole de guerre, and the British called it the phoney war. In the first six months, none of the sides lost a single person on the entire German-French front, except for the British soldier who accidentally shot himself while cleaning his rifle.

I want to talk to you...
I am not talking to you!
It is great! So then listen...

XXX is OK. I downloaded the game, chose the classes: the magic of the earth, the light, the call... would it seem, peaceful? Now I call the dead, burn them with sunlight and throw them with bricks.

The abolition of criminal psychiatry has deprived some of our citizens of timely qualified medical care.
by Timothy67

The husband says to his wife:
You look so good, you feel like you have sex more often than I do.

_tom_: Yesterday the senior shift guessing the scanword with photos of celebrities did not recognize Chuck Norris.
Tom: I didn’t go to work today.
Tom: I worry about her.

Review of Bentley Continental 750k

For this price, you can take the rubber and throw it out in the summer.

I fell in love with a 16-year-old daughter.
Walks around the apartment now happy, the dress measures - tomorrow they go for a walk, singing the Imperial March, turns, shines...
That is, singing not some fucking joke from the repertoire of any Timati or Bieber, but the Imperial March! A happy girl in love.
I feel the best father in the world. = = )

If you test two alpha and two beta decay with lead, you will get gold.
This is how Jesus made his pieces of wine.