From the forum:
and XXX:
Why do most people get stuck in sex? Especially the men. The women are simply scattering this topic in their favour. What is that super popper?
OOOU :
Tell me, how long is it no longer?

Patriarch of Moscow and All Russia Kirill said that an information campaign was launched against the Russian Orthodox Church.

It is necessary to steal less, command to blast, and not go with the Holy Scripture, which has a thousand years in the affairs of the modern, unbelieving state.

And Andrei is really serious about me. :)
YYY: What did you introduce your parents?! to
XXX: Take up with the cat!

XXX: I read an encyclopedia on fine arts, I stumbled upon a drawing of a man with the signature "Writer". Second 10 understood what was wrong with the man and why he was a writer, and then realized that he was a real writer, he had a pen in his hand :(

Comments on the video "Night rape of sister Lolita"
Ashimoyoo: The probability that this is his sister is extremely small!
Romio777: The probability that this rape is entirely insignificant!
Sephirothhh: the probability that she’s sleeping tends to zero!
SharpMouse: Should I doubt that it is night?

They say that the 21st of December will be the end of the world, it is unfortunate that there is not much left to live, well fucking where it will be more unfortunate to die on the 20th of December and not know if the end of the world has come.

I read on a tech-search article on how to choose headphones, smiled:

And, it should be noted, you will not need to create a special room for listening to music and you will not have problems with "home" (that you will be upset for spending your monthly family budget on headphones, not in the bill).

Interpretation of a long-standing not-remember-where (possibly from Veller):
Peter I decided to establish a permanent Russian embassy in Britain, and sent there five nobles of good nobility names - Loginov, Stroginov, Putyatin, Fokin and Nevrov.
Whether long or short – they reached London and appeared at Buckingham Palace to hand over the credentials to Her Majesty.
After some time, a palace man entered the Throne Hall and said in fear:
Your Majesty! There're five outlandish gentlemen inquiring for your audience. They say that they are Long-enough, Strong-enough, Put-it-in, Fucking and Never-off!

News from Yandex 03.04.2012:

Shoigu asks the Ministry of Emergencies and the Ministry of Internal Affairs to find out why people lived on the market in Moscow.

I look forward to the news: Shoigu asks the Ministry of Emergencies and the Ministry of Internal Affairs to find out why people all their lives live in shelters, utilities and take a mortgage for 30 years.

Such a shadow...

To call from a home phone from another country on April 1 to say that you are standing near my entrance and can’t come in – so can only my grandmother joke. The young man! There is pepper in the list!

If you believe the weather and the general condition of the body, today is February 62.

to remember

Once, when the shirt was still a puppy, we stood with him on the lighthouse. There is a transit near the station, not even through the passing part, but through the exit of buses from the parking lot. So the people on this lighthouse hit, and does not dim especially. The most offensive thing is that there is such a cycle, 50 seconds for pedestrians, and only 15 seconds for cars. No matter anyway.

And here we stand, burning red, passed by the bus, and everyone who stood next to us, with a friendly flock, with rare exceptions, was robbed.
And the shirt asks.

Why are they red?

What shall I say? And so I was ashamed in front of the child for these adult citizens, what I said. Loud, but very clearly.

They are barons, my son. There is such a kind of man, a baron. They can be on any.

I said so.
I raised my head and saw three people, of those who had already walked over the border, suddenly suddenly surrendered back and stood next to him. They look at the boy like that. With all our appearance as if demonstrating – no, we are not lambs! There is a man, a aunt, and another girl. Such, nothing to herself, on the sidewalk, the chest half of the roadway is bordered.
I became uncomfortable, and the boy stands, looks at everyone shamelessly, the horns try to see.

And then this girl, catching his look on her, leaned and said, smiling confusedly.

We are not bears, boy. We simply forget that very often.

The governor of the Voronezh region claims that a 5-story villa with a swimming pool and prostitutes was thrown over to him during a search.

What strange thoughts come to mind in the early morning.
A tube of toothpaste striving to zero is infinite, as an exponential function.
I looked up and said, then I sleep.

He: I never understood people who don’t need to go anywhere in the morning, but they still get up. The crazy.
She: haha...not what we do, we need when you don’t get a stick.)))
And a couple of sticks? xd
She is: Idiot

The xxx:
He’s angry with me and I’m angry with him.)
YYYY :
It is love!

xxx: Interestingly, who “thought” or “calculated” the number of atoms in the universe? On what basis is this number taken? The average density of the stars and celestial bodies scattered through the infinite vacuum? Average average number? I have always been surprised by these numbers.

YYY: Well, at least some approximate estimate is needed. Saying “to fuck” is not common in the scientific community, so we took a number that is still bigger than anyone can imagine.

c) the habr

Talk on torrents in the topic 3d video:

This is the first time I have downloaded this video!!! Why is the screen divided into two parts?
2: the right eye looks at the lower picture and the left eye looks at the top and look not to be confused at the sound will not be)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH As a person who has studied philosophy in the institute for three years, does not know it at all?! to
WOW how is it?))
This is also the same thing that a student of psychology does not know even the least in it!
Zzzz: You won’t believe it.

A girl moved to live with me.
Once again coming home, she tells me that I am strange because I have unusual eyebrows clamps, I first did not understand where I got the clamps, but when she showed me them. She shrugged her eyebrows with a stencil!!! How?? to